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Posted: 12/18/2001 2:30:23 PM EDT
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, you say things you don't actually mean to let slip out. Like when I called you a "shallow, clothes-obsessed hagbeast"? To be honest, I was angry. You hurt me, and I lashed out unfairly and audibly. Can you ever forgive me for articulating my true feelings?


[url]http://www.theonion.com/onion3745/honey_i_said_some_things.html[/url]


Bulldog OUT
Link Posted: 12/18/2001 2:42:39 PM EDT
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That was soooo beautiful.  Think I'm gonna cry.  

That was awesome bulldog!  Thanks for the onion cheer!
Link Posted: 12/18/2001 3:52:57 PM EDT
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I read that one right before I took a 4 hour exam last week. Definitely put me in a good, relaxed mood.

I have the Onion bookmarked...some of the funniest shit I've ever read. My classmate in undergrad (from WI) had a subscription to the print version before it even went online. It was great.
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