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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:30:45 PM EDT
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Run
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:31:02 PM EDT
[#2]
Probably need to call the courts RIGHT NOW.
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:31:04 PM EDT
[#3]
tag for sentence
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:31:44 PM EDT
[#4]
What he said. |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:31:44 PM EDT
[#5]
oops
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:32:08 PM EDT
[#6]
Ready for popcorn.
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:32:49 PM EDT
[#7]
And you're posting on the Internet. You need to call the courthouse ASAP.
You're in contempt of court mister! If it held the trial over, then you cost the system some bucks so you better hope it's not a Roy Bean type of judge lol. |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:32:59 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:33:52 PM EDT
[#9]
If cops start shining flashlights through your window, don't shoot em.
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:33:55 PM EDT
[#10]
Well... this makes how many ARFCOM members currently serving jail sentences or paying huge fines to the courts?
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:33:55 PM EDT
[#11]
Ha Ha Ha... Can I have your guns since you will no longer be able to have them?
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:34:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:35:22 PM EDT
[#13]
U R FOOKED
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:36:15 PM EDT
[#14]
Stock up on Astroglide.
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:36:49 PM EDT
[#15]
man you guys a re great help.....woudl it acceptable if I was a college student?
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:37:14 PM EDT
[#16]
I'll hide you in Wakulla, but you must surrender your guns to me.
 Edit: Try 577-4000, that's the clerk of court. Be polite and explain, NOW! |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:40:26 PM EDT
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I missed Jury Duty once. I was (and am) in college, and had other things on my mind. I forgot to set my alarm and overslept. I ran to the courthouse, and was fortunate to find that the trial was canceled.
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:41:43 PM EDT
[#18]
Were you actually supposed to be serving on a jury or was it for jury selection?
I've got a summons before, completely forgot about it and nothing happened. However, if you have been selected for a specific case, and skipped out, there could be hell. |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:42:49 PM EDT
[#19]
Stock up on plenty of ANAL-EZE... 
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:43:02 PM EDT
[#20]
So what happened? |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:43:21 PM EDT
[#21]
+1, and taggity to see what happens to ya  |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:45:05 PM EDT
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Call the court clerk and explain that you forgot. The same thing happened to my wife a few months ago and they just rescheduled for the next week. They told her that happens frequently.
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:45:46 PM EDT
[#23]
Might want to call the courthouse so that they know what happened. Better they hear it from you now, then from you in jail after they put a warrent out for your forgetful behind.
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:48:03 PM EDT
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BOHICA
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:48:17 PM EDT
[#25]
As long as you call them and not wait until they catch you........you should be alright.
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:49:34 PM EDT
[#26]
call in sick.
your dog ate the paper work come on you'll think of something |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:50:31 PM EDT
[#27]
Fake an illness or broken limb.
Get a Dr.'s note or make one. |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:52:30 PM EDT
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I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:52:43 PM EDT
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Tell them you had explosive diahrrea(sp?) and you were on the toilet all day long. They can come and see the splatter stains on your toilet for proof.
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:53:26 PM EDT
[#30]
Shoot yourself in the leg. Use something that won't cause a lot of damage. Like a 9mm.
If you use a Glock they'll understand even quicker. |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:54:10 PM EDT
[#31]
two letters...
K & Y |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:57:59 PM EDT
[#32]
Moving to Kentucky won't save him
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Posted: 1/27/2006 1:03:02 PM EDT
[#33]
Lots of people don't show up and nothing happens. Calling the courthouse will just guarantee you'll be fined for it probably. Being a student will get you out of it here.
I remember locally a while back the news made a big deal about the police actually enforcing them for one whole day. "Oooh you better not skip or the police will crackdown" Yeah one day out of 5000 isn't convincing. Now I'm not advocating skipping out but what's done is done. |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 1:08:27 PM EDT
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ok thanks a lot for scaring the crap out of me guys....
 It turned out to be quite a breeze. I called them told them I was kinda sick, and they refered me to the site to reschedule it. no problemo! Thanks all...whew. those astroglide comments made me nervous
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Posted: 1/27/2006 1:11:51 PM EDT
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Just tell them what Jake said..."edit"
Someone beat me to it. |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 1:41:49 PM EDT
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should be no big deal as long as you contact them. typlically you get assigned to a pool, someone filled your slot if you even got called. most likely they will just reschedule you for another jury pool.
Whatever you do CALL THEM ASAP> |
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Posted: 1/27/2006 2:11:34 PM EDT
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Damn! So I guess Bubba Big Dick won't be reamin' your ass..... 
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Posted: 1/27/2006 2:14:36 PM EDT
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