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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:31:53 PM EST
I don't
And don't see a reason why it is needed. And if you have a wife, well you shouldn't let your friends know how long she can suck your cock or how nice of a fuck she is or you gf or any one for that matter, It just isn't respectful.

I don't know maybe I am just too old for my age. Just seems every one has become very disrespectful, and vulgar.

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:33:40 PM EST
No
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:33:41 PM EST
You GF is an ANIMAL in bed......did I ever tell you that?


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:33:59 PM EST
nope!


my luck she would over hear me or hear about it,


Then I'd be going solo like you
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:34:08 PM EST
I would dicuss mine, but there isnt nothing to talk about
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:34:33 PM EST
No. All it's going to do is embarass me.

Oh crap! Now my answer is yes.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:35:04 PM EST
Seeing as my sex life is.....well, there's nobody else involved, so I got no one to offend
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:35:42 PM EST
what sex life?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:37:50 PM EST
What is this "sex life" thing you speak of?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:38:08 PM EST
Well atleast Im not the only one alone.

I was going to post something else, but its only 230AM, I dont want to piss anybody off.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:40:47 PM EST
I'll put a shot in for all you guys without a sex life tonight.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:48:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:
I don't
And don't see a reason why it is needed. And if you have a wife, well you shouldn't let your friends know how long she can suck your cock or how nice of a fuck she is or you gf or any one for that matter, It just isn't respectful.

I don't know maybe I am just too old for my age. Just seems every one has become very disrespectful, and vulgar.




I have been known to discuss the fact that I believe God commands me not to have a sex life except in the possible case that I get married...
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:52:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Well atleast Im not the only one alone.

I was going to post something else, but its only 230AM, I dont want to piss anybody off.




Nah, go for it.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:55:34 PM EST
I only discuss it with those directly affected by it.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:57:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Well atleast Im not the only one alone.

I was going to post something else, but its only 230AM, I dont want to piss anybody off.




Nah, go for it.



If its too bad someone edit it.


I stole it from somewhere but

A long long time ago, I remember when I had my very first BJ
Ahh my little pecker quivered, with every tounge lash she delivered
and when she licked my ball sack, I couldnt hold by wad back.
I tried to stick it up her butt, put split her ass and ripped her guy
I knew Id have to find a slut, the day my puppy died

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:01:55 PM EST


Thats great
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:16:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Well atleast Im not the only one alone.

I was going to post something else, but its only 230AM, I dont want to piss anybody off.




Nah, go for it.



If its too bad someone edit it.


I stole it from somewhere but

A long long time ago, I remember when I had my very first BJ
Ahh my little pecker quivered, with every tounge lash she delivered
and when she licked my ball sack, I couldnt hold by wad back.
I tried to stick it up her butt, put split her ass and ripped her guy
I knew Id have to find a slut, the day my puppy died



That is wrong on so many levels
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:23:00 PM EST
See told ya Id make someone upset
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:25:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Well atleast Im not the only one alone.

I was going to post something else, but its only 230AM, I dont want to piss anybody off.




Nah, go for it.



If its too bad someone edit it.


I stole it from somewhere but

A long long time ago, I remember when I had my very first BJ
Ahh my little pecker quivered, with every tounge lash she delivered
and when she licked my ball sack, I couldnt hold by wad back.
I tried to stick it up her butt, put split her ass and ripped her guy
I knew Id have to find a slut, the day my puppy died




Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:28:25 PM EST
Nope.......
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:29:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
See told ya Id make someone upset



Well then he's a pussy, cause it was funny.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:36:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:

If you have a wife, well you shouldn't let your friends know how long she can suck your cock or how nice of a fuck she is or you gf or any one for that matter, It just isn't respectful.




I Agree 100% .......

Just telling about it is worthless , but they won't let me post Pics
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:40:08 PM EST
Don't worry, she's telling her friends everything anyway.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:09:59 AM EST
No.Thats why its called personal.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 2:20:45 AM EST
What goes on between me and my hand is personal!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:32:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Don't worry, she's telling her friends everything anyway.



+1

You think women aren't as bad as men think again. They just hide it better.

S.O.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:40:07 PM EST
Not explicitly, but yes. Among our little group of friends.

Now when all of us guys get together, we do so in detail. Extreme detail sometimes.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:45:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By SorryOciffer:


You think women aren't as bad as men think again. They just hide it better.

S.O.



Women are worse than men about it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:45:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
what sex life?

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:52:28 PM EST
Only with telemarketers and people who don't want to hear it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 9:37:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Well atleast Im not the only one alone.

I was going to post something else, but its only 230AM, I dont want to piss anybody off.




Nah, go for it.



If its too bad someone edit it.


I stole it from somewhere but

A long long time ago, I remember when I had my very first BJ
Ahh my little pecker quivered, with every tounge lash she delivered
and when she licked my ball sack, I couldnt hold by wad back.
I tried to stick it up her butt, put split her ass and ripped her guy
I knew Id have to find a slut, the day my puppy died




Damn! There goes my coffee!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 9:41:41 PM EST
Sure why not,.. it only gives those around you an idea of how flexible you really are.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 9:43:18 PM EST
Airsoft is actully pretty cool.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 2:13:50 AM EST
I don't but I know women do...it's what they do when they all go to the bathroom together for.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 2:15:00 AM EST
If it moves, I fuck it.

Link Posted: 10/23/2004 4:13:25 AM EST
No. By definition, it's personal.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 4:26:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
If it moves, I fuck it.




You must have a lot of bite marks... Poor, poor animals.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 4:36:41 AM EST
Only with my wife...
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 4:46:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:01:30 AM EST
I only discuss my sex life when I REALLY want to make somebody jealous or put them in their place--usually right after they've made a rude comment about my wife before they know we're together. (I married a HOTTIE!)


My wife does the exact same thing to her friends whenever they start bitching about their 'lacking' b/f or husbands. (usually only if she had previously warned her friend about an individual's 'reputation' beforehand)

Neither of us gets into the disgusting details, but we have a very healthy sex life, and since we're married, nothing illegal or immoral about it. We're both happy and satisfy each other on many levels, and we don't have a problem telling other people what our 'secret to a great marriage' is.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:23:19 PM EST

If its too bad someone edit it.


I stole it from somewhere but

A long long time ago, I remember when I had my very first BJ
Ahh my little pecker quivered, with every tounge lash she delivered
and when she licked my ball sack, I couldnt hold by wad back.
I tried to stick it up her butt, put split her ass and ripped her guy
I knew Id have to find a slut, the day my puppy died




I believe that's a John Valby song, to the tune of American Pie. I thinks it follows into:

Why, Why did my dog have to die?
That retreiver had a beaver that would never run dry...
....

I forget the rest... but I laughed 'til I cried the first time I heard it. John Valby is so offensive on every imaginable level that he's not offensive. Nothing like some good ol' fashioned 5th grade fart humor to make folks get over themselves and just laugh.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:25:37 PM EST
Sex life?

What sex life?
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:45:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
what sex life?


+1
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:46:25 PM EST
Not all the time
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:17:31 PM EST
Keep It On The Down Low
R. Kelly


you want me but
he needs you
yet your telling me
that everything is cool
trying to convince me
baby to do as you say
just go along and see
things your way

and keep it on the downlow
whispring no body has to know (no body)
we can keep it on the downlow
whispring no body has to know
(no no no no no)

secret lovers is what you wanna be
while making love to him
You're suddenly callin on me
what is a man to do in a situation like this
i feel there is something that i
i dont wanna miss

keep it on the downlow
girl no body no body has to know
ill keep it on the down low
nobody has to know

beautiful you are
well but your his by far
coming by the way
driving his fancy car
making plans to be in my life forever
tell me tell me that we'll always be together

keep it on the downlow
no body has to know
keep it on the downlow
no body has to know



Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:27:56 PM EST
Uhm, yes...but it involves hairy palms and getting more nearsighted by the day.

John
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:29:23 PM EST
Hell no
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 6:23:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/24/2004 6:24:50 PM EST by Green_Ammo_223]
since Colt was so truthful, honest and open, and without posting any gory details, I'M (I mean) HE'S GONNA GET SOME TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Link Posted: 10/24/2004 6:30:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By Terrato:
Keep It On The Down Low
R. Kelly


you want me but
he needs you
yet your telling me
that everything is cool
trying to convince me
baby to do as you say
just go along and see
things your way

and keep it on the downlow
whispring no body has to know (no body)
we can keep it on the downlow
whispring no body has to know
(no no no no no)

secret lovers is what you wanna be
while making love to him
You're suddenly callin on me
what is a man to do in a situation like this
i feel there is something that i
i dont wanna miss

keep it on the downlow
girl no body no body has to know
ill keep it on the down low
nobody has to know

beautiful you are
well but your his by far
coming by the way
driving his fancy car
making plans to be in my life forever
tell me tell me that we'll always be together

keep it on the downlow
no body has to know
keep it on the downlow
no body has to know






Hmm, Ii wonder why R. Kelly wants to keep his sex life a secret....
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 6:31:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Green_Ammo_223:
since Colt was so truthful, honest and open, and without posting any gory details, I'M (I mean) HE'S GONNA GET SOME TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





He's a lucky, lucky man.
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 6:32:43 PM EST
Only when I am trying to embarass the Wife.
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