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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:43:30 PM EDT
[#1]
"gun control"
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:44:12 PM EDT
[#2]
versus annullment of the 2nd ammendment or
"lack of people control, because we are politicans who only like to drink and screw" |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:44:46 PM EDT
[#3]
Al Gore for President!!!!!
Why choose the lesser of two evils? |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:45:20 PM EDT
[#4]
Malodorous excresence...
Edited to say: someone already mentioned Algore. |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:47:09 PM EDT
[#5]
No, choking his chicken is a euphemism for his whacking off. [:D]
Or is it the other way around? [>]:)] |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:48:35 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted: No, choking his chicken is a euphemism for his whacking off. [:D] I prefer "punching the clown". |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:51:57 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted: Quoted: No, choking his chicken is a euphemism for his whacking off. [:D] I prefer "punching the clown". I'm rather fond of the phrase "Spanking The Monkey". |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:53:12 PM EDT
[#8]
lol... Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of its denim cell |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:54:17 PM EDT
[#9]
punishing the purple headed warrior?
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:54:26 PM EDT
[#10]
Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:54:49 PM EDT
[#11]
fishing for trouser trout
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:55:28 PM EDT
[#12]
meating rosie palms and her 5 sisters
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:55:37 PM EDT
[#13]
Peckerheads!
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:57:11 PM EDT
[#14]
Romancing the bone |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:59:17 PM EDT
[#15]
As sure as the sun rises in the east, this thread was bound to turn into much ado about sex. Speaking of which, I know a girl who likes to get drunk and play [i]Escaped Convict and Warden's Wife[/i].
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Posted: 1/15/2002 6:02:54 PM EDT
[#16]
Ripping the head off the bishop.
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Posted: 1/15/2002 6:04:04 PM EDT
[#17]
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 6:07:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: Ripping the head off the bishop. speaking of Bishop, where's he been lately? |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 6:37:40 PM EDT
[#19]
MilSpeak - "Target negated" = Blew the snot out of them.
LawSpeak - "Dismissed with prejudice" = Never bring this damn foolish case into my courtroom again. PsychoSpeak - "Help me to understand" = You are stupid. Explain your point, if you have one. PoliSpeak - Helping those less fortunate = Tax increase. A big one. On you. And one from real life: NASASpeak - Controller speaking, "Go for throttle up..." "throttle 104 percent, velocity 2900..." "Lost data... Loss of downlink..." "Obviously, a major malfunction..." The Challenger in 1986. Heard it live. I'll remember that as long as I live. |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 6:39:50 PM EDT
[#20]
"roughing up the suspect"
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Posted: 1/15/2002 7:13:03 PM EDT
[#21]
"collateral damage" for dead civilians, accidentally killed in war;
"revenue enhancement" for tax increases; "sanitary engineer" for garbageman; "people of color" for anybody who is darker in color AND poorer than me. [@:D] What am I- transparent? White (pink, actually, esp. this time o' year) is a color, too, ya know...[:)] "gun safety" for "gun control", which is also a euphemism for "mass disarmament"[>:/] There are other examples which will come to me later, I'm sure.........[:D] ............................ The only things government can do are regulate and redistribute, prohibit and penalize, confiscate and command. Are these the things that liberty is made of? Somebody else's money and an endless list of Thou Shalt Nots? - --JAMES BOVARD |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 7:27:26 PM EDT
[#22]
When the feces hits the rotary oscilator!
WTSHTF |
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Posted: 1/15/2002 7:28:13 PM EDT
[#23]
The most commonly used euphemism in our county government is "no money". We say that when people want their road paved or other projects approved. It's a nice way of saying "phuck you" or "get lost".
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Posted: 1/16/2002 5:38:57 AM EDT
[#24]
Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
Paddling the pink canoe Parting the red sea |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 7:37:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Bill Clinton was a master of strategic misrepresentation.
Beavis used to corral the tadpoles. George Carlin mentions Jerkin' the gherkin. |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 9:16:06 AM EDT
[#26]
Playing Hide-the-Sausage
Bumpin' Fuzzies Layin' Pipe |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 9:19:03 AM EDT
[#27]
Hmmm, that last post of mine was No. 69...
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Posted: 1/16/2002 9:26:59 AM EDT
[#28]
Pumping the carrot.
Greasing the wheezer. (I have no idea what the roots of that one are.) Bending your barb. Polishing the bayonet. Milking the lizard. |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 9:48:11 AM EDT
[#29]
hrm....
'shawshanked in the shimmy-shack' 'flogging the bishop' 'wielder of the chocolate eye' 'one-eyed butt pirate' 'dropping the bomb on Pearl Harbor' 'calling Ralph on the white porceilan telephone' |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 9:48:15 AM EDT
[#30]
"leaving Mr. Anderson a present in his tool shed"
"Boxing old Josh" Seems to me "seatbelt check", "safety checkpoint", etc., etc, are euphemisms for "unconstitutional search" or "fourth amendment violation". [rolleyes] How 'bout "dropping the kids off at the pool". [:D] |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 9:58:24 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump [b]ROTFLMAO!!!![/b] |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 9:59:24 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: As sure as the sun rises in the east, this thread was bound to turn into much ado about sex. Speaking of which, I know a girl who likes to get drunk and play [i]Escaped Convict and Warden's Wife[/i]. Does she like to get into the bathtub and play [i]hide the floating bologna[/i]? |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 10:15:44 AM EDT
[#33]
"eschew obfuscation"
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Posted: 1/16/2002 10:16:50 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: When the feces hits the rotary oscilator! WTSHTF that should read "when the fecal matter impacts the rotating blade cooling device" |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 10:23:12 AM EDT
[#35]
Diddling the Little Man in the Boat (fem. mast.)[sex]
Eating at the Y (cunnilingus)[sex] Corn Tag (anal)[puke] Peanut Hockey (anal, pt 2)[puke] |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 10:29:30 AM EDT
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My favorite euphamism because I see it every day on my way to work.... a bum holding a sign that says "Need Work"... who you trying to fool? If you "need work" you'd be out looking for a phuckin' job! When was the last time you saw a corporate recruiter who accepted cardboard resume's? I don't think even temp agencies recruit on street corners... they have offices. Why don't you be honest with those you're begging from and write: "I need your spare change so I can go buy some cheap booze and drink myself far far away from the reality that is my life."
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Posted: 1/16/2002 10:36:19 AM EDT
[#37]
Polishing the knob.
(From "Devil's Advocate) |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 10:39:34 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: Polishing the knob. (From "Devil's Advocate) I had my knob polished long before that movie! then there's "slobbing the knob" ... hehehe |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 10:43:40 AM EDT
[#39]
My favorite euphimistic expression was stolen from Dandy Don Meredith. He was talking about a player who fumbled the ball.
"He showed an inherent inclination to cause something objectionable" Translation:"He fucked up" He was poking fun at Cosell of course |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 7:14:39 PM EDT
[#40]
Baptise the Bone
Paint the ceiling Pound the Pud Surfing the sweaty ferret Digesting the president |
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Posted: 1/16/2002 7:41:55 PM EDT
[#41]
"She's seen more dicks than the inside of an urinal" means "I'M IN [b]LOVE[/b]!!!"
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