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Posted: 10/28/2010 10:50:24 AM EDT
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My mom told me that she often wished she had never had kids. I thought that was a moderately weird thing to tell your child.
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Posted: 10/28/2010 10:54:19 AM EDT
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A guy I was friends with in HS told me he was attracted to me so I kicked him in the nuts, punched him in the head, slammed him against the wall and then kicked him in the ribs.
He never talked to me again and I cant figure out why.
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Posted: 10/28/2010 10:54:23 AM EDT
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My mom told me that she often wished she had never had kids. I thought that was a moderately weird thing to tell your child. were you holding a goose by a dresser when she said that? |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 10:55:25 AM EDT
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Had a friend leave her birthday after-party, telling me on her way out that she was going to catch her dad cheating...
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Posted: 10/28/2010 10:55:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: My mom told me that she often wished she had never had kids. I thought that was a moderately weird thing to tell your child. Wow, that is pretty messed up  Quoted: Quoted: My mom told me that she often wished she had never had kids. I thought that was a moderately weird thing to tell your child. where you holding a goose by a dresser when she said that? but that is pretty fucking funny  |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 10:58:29 AM EDT
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A buddy of mine picked up a hooker near Pensacola FL and was getting a hummer until he reached down and felt "her" boner.
He asked me never to tell anyone, oh well. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:36:07 AM EDT
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A guy I was friends with in HS told me he was attracted to me so I kicked him in the nuts, punched him in the head, slammed him against the wall and then kicked him in the ribs. He never talked to me again and I cant figure out why. You were really playing hard to get.....
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:37:50 AM EDT
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A guy I was friends with in HS told me he was attracted to me so I kicked him in the nuts, punched him in the head, slammed him against the wall and then kicked him in the ribs. He never talked to me again and I cant figure out why. Not in to S & M was he? |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:42:02 AM EDT
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My college roommate confessed to me over AIM that he was gay. This was during a two-month period that I was working out of state. It wasn't totally a shock to me; he never acted "gay" but was always a little weird and socially uncomfortable. Then four days later he IMed me that he had been shit-hammered drunk the night before the previous confession and that some female friend of his (who enjoyed manipulating people for her own amusement) convinced him that he was gay during some "deep" conversation. I said "So you're not gay, then?" and he replied "Fuck no, this is fucking retarded." I rofled.
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:43:22 AM EDT
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i know a guy that slept with his sister
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:45:28 AM EDT
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i know a guy that slept with his sister Was she hot?
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:46:20 AM EDT
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My college roommate confessed to me over AIM that he was gay. This was during a two-month period that I was working out of state. It wasn't totally a shock to me; he never acted "gay" but was always a little weird and socially uncomfortable. Then four days later he IMed me that he had been shit-hammered drunk the night before the previous confession and that some female friend of his (who enjoyed manipulating people for her own amusement) convinced him that he was gay during some "deep" conversation. I said "So you're not gay, then?" and he replied "Fuck no, this is fucking retarded." I rofled. That's funny shit. Thanks for the story. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:50:28 AM EDT
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i know a guy that slept with his sister Was she hot? yes |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:51:12 AM EDT
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Quoted: i know a guy that slept with his sister I went back and added sickest, just for you story. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:53:31 AM EDT
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My mom told me that she often wished she had never had kids. I thought that was a moderately weird thing to tell your child. were you holding a goose by a dresser when she said that? The office is wondering why I laughed out loud!! Best one today!! |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:54:16 AM EDT
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My older brother confessed to me that he has his wife cut his hair because he is scared that while sitting in the barber's chair he will have to poop and not be able to get to the bathroom.
I have been telling EVERYBODY 
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:56:02 AM EDT
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My college roommate confessed to me over AIM that he was gay. This was during a two-month period that I was working out of state. It wasn't totally a shock to me; he never acted "gay" but was always a little weird and socially uncomfortable. Then four days later he IMed me that he had been shit-hammered drunk the night before the previous confession and that some female friend of his (who enjoyed manipulating people for her own amusement) convinced him that he was gay during some "deep" conversation. I said "So you're not gay, then?" and he replied "Fuck no, this is fucking retarded." I rofled. The old 'I know a guy' story eh... |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:56:28 AM EDT
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A south-of-the-border coworker of my dad's(from another country that we won't say, but a legal citizen with heavy accent). They worked at a hog farm together, and all were sitting around the breakroom talking about sex. This guy pipes up
"One time, I was so fahkin horny, I fukka the baby cow". Lots of these  followed, and he was, of course, the laughingstock of the farm until he quit.
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:57:03 AM EDT
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My college roommate confessed to me over AIM that he was gay. This was during a two-month period that I was working out of state. It wasn't totally a shock to me; he never acted "gay" but was always a little weird and socially uncomfortable. Then four days later he IMed me that he had been shit-hammered drunk the night before the previous confession and that some female friend of his (who enjoyed manipulating people for her own amusement) convinced him that he was gay during some "deep" conversation. I said "So you're not gay, then?" and he replied "Fuck no, this is fucking retarded." I rofled. The old 'I know a guy' story eh...
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:57:47 AM EDT
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i know a guy that slept with his sister I went back and added sickest, just for you story. sickest /shocking ya know
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:58:42 AM EDT
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A south-of-the-border coworker of my dad's(from another country that we won't say, but a legal citizen with heavy accent). They worked at a hog farm together, and all were sitting around the breakroom talking about sex. This guy pipes up "One time, I was so fahkin horny, I fukka the baby cow". Lots of these followed, and he was, of course, the laughingstock of the farm until he quit. i know a guy that fukka the couch
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:03:55 PM EDT
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Had a fellow Marine confess he had spent all night under a guys house with his combat knife, trying to decide weather to crawl up through the trap door and murder the man who lived there. He told me the guy sold drugs to grade school kids. The shocking part was I knew the guy, and I knew he wasn't lying. Where are you now Todd Stoner?
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:11:07 PM EDT
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I met a friend in college and we were close buddies for three years. He told me last year that he was a registered sex offender. I looked him up online and there he was. He molested his 12 year old daughter. What a creep.
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:15:29 PM EDT
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A south-of-the-border coworker of my dad's(from another country that we won't say, but a legal citizen with heavy accent). They worked at a hog farm together, and all were sitting around the breakroom talking about sex. This guy pipes up "One time, I was so fahkin horny, I fukka the baby cow". Lots of these followed, and he was, of course, the laughingstock of the farm until he quit. i know a guy that fukka the couch I know one of those, too, but it's not as sick as the cow story. 
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:17:14 PM EDT
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A south-of-the-border coworker of my dad's(from another country that we won't say, but a legal citizen with heavy accent). They worked at a hog farm together, and all were sitting around the breakroom talking about sex. This guy pipes up "One time, I was so fahkin horny, I fukka the baby cow". Lots of these followed, and he was, of course, the laughingstock of the farm until he quit. i know a guy that fukka the couch I know one of those, too, but it's not as sick as the cow story. no but i bet mine has a better back story 
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:18:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: My old boss told me he caught the hired hand standing on a stool fucking a cow. When he opened the door it surprised the guy so much he feel into the shit gutter. My boss told him "You can fuck a cow, but never fuck a pig, cause they will sequel on you!". True story.Quoted: Quoted: A south-of-the-border coworker of my dad's(from another country that we won't say, but a legal citizen with heavy accent). They worked at a hog farm together, and all were sitting around the breakroom talking about sex. This guy pipes up "One time, I was so fahkin horny, I fukka the baby cow". Lots of these followed, and he was, of course, the laughingstock of the farm until he quit. i know a guy that fukka the couch I know one of those, too, but it's not as sick as the cow story. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:19:34 PM EDT
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My old boss told me he caught the hired hand standing on a stool fucking a cow. When he opened the door it surprised the guy so much he feel into the shit gutter. My boss told him "You can fuck a cow, but never fuck a pig, cause they will sequel on you!". True story.
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A south-of-the-border coworker of my dad's(from another country that we won't say, but a legal citizen with heavy accent). They worked at a hog farm together, and all were sitting around the breakroom talking about sex. This guy pipes up "One time, I was so fahkin horny, I fukka the baby cow". Lots of these followed, and he was, of course, the laughingstock of the farm until he quit. i know a guy that fukka the couch I know one of those, too, but it's not as sick as the cow story. And the sequel is never as good as the original. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:20:58 PM EDT
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My old boss told me he caught the hired hand standing on a stool fucking a cow. When he opened the door it surprised the guy so much he feel into the shit gutter. My boss told him "You can fuck a cow, but never fuck a pig, cause they will sequel on you!". True story.
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A south-of-the-border coworker of my dad's(from another country that we won't say, but a legal citizen with heavy accent). They worked at a hog farm together, and all were sitting around the breakroom talking about sex. This guy pipes up "One time, I was so fahkin horny, I fukka the baby cow". Lots of these followed, and he was, of course, the laughingstock of the farm until he quit. i know a guy that fukka the couch I know one of those, too, but it's not as sick as the cow story. oh shit
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:26:29 PM EDT
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ok 3 stories same perp. this guy "digger" is a character. story 1 he and his wife are swingers. the go to a swinger party and he watches a buncha guys bang his wife. they go home she dont wanna give him none. so he rolls over and humps the couch. 2 he goes to a halloween swinger party and does a chick in a cat woman costume. gets home and lo and behold his daughter is in the same costume ..... will it ever be known ? 3 he gets home from work and his daughter forgets to log out of the computer. he sees an icon on the screen hes not used to and clicks on it to investigate . lesbian porn cool right negative about halfway through chick turns around again his daughter
 then he proceeds to tell these stories at work. ya know i know people tell tales but again this guy is wierd as shit and you cant make this shit up 
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:28:21 PM EDT
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I would have to think, but I bet whatever I had ever heard would not be half as good as what will be posted in this thread. After all, this is Arfcom.........
Tagamundo! |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:29:44 PM EDT
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We had this old redneck that used to SCUBA dive with us that we called "My Buddy Mike". Well on one dive trip after much drinking "My Buddy Mike" started to tell us about how he used to have his trailer park neighbor (a women) come over....and wait for it....Have his Great Dane fuck her! After all this being said he decided it would be a good idea to walk 3 miles back to hotel by himself.
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:33:46 PM EDT
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a few of my many fucked up, holy shit type stories from my days with the 1st CAV.
Went to a pool party at 1st sergeants home. Noticed troopers time from time sneaking off into the house and coming out all happy. Asked Top about it and he said and I quote" I let her have the young bucks from time to time. The troopers sneaking off into the house were fucking his wife she did like twenty of them!! Platoon building exercise where the platoon trains a whore together. R&R in Croatia a bunch of tankers played musical whores for three days straight. Fuckers had a harem going. Korea and the smile game. As a combat medic for tankers, scouts and dismounts I have seen some what the fuck type shit go on. The smile game still shocks the fuck out of most people when I tell them about it. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:39:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: So tell us of it!a few of my many fucked up, holy shit type stories from my days with the 1st CAV. Went to a pool party at 1st sergeants home. Noticed troopers time from time sneaking off into the house and coming out all happy. Asked Top about it and he said and I quote" I let her have the young bucks from time to time. The troopers sneaking off into the house were fucking his wife she did like twenty of them!! Platoon building exercise where the platoon trains a whore together. R&R in Croatia a bunch of tankers played musical whores for three days straight. Fuckers had a harem going. Korea and the smile game. As a combat medic for tankers, scouts and dismounts I have seen some what the fuck type shit go on. The smile game still shocks the fuck out of most people when I tell them about it. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:48:25 PM EDT
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Had an ex g/f confide in me that her older brother diddled her starting when she was 11.
Whats even more fucked up is he threatened to tell their parents he caught her smoking if she didnt do what he wanted. I met him only once and that was before she told me. I tried to get her to go to authoroties but she said she didnt want to mess up his life. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:50:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: What about her and the other young girls whose life he might mess up?Had an ex g/f confide in me that her older brother diddled her starting when she was 11. Whats even more fucked up is he threatened to tell their parents he caught her smoking if she didnt do what he wanted. I met him only once and that was before she told me. I tried to get her to go to authoroties but she said she didnt want to mess up his life. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 12:57:48 PM EDT
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I was hanging out with my friend at a bar one night. On our walk back home he grabbed some street tacos, 10 minutes later he said he had to poop really bad. There was no bathrooms open and he didnt want to crap in the bushes for fear of arrest. So he pooped his drawers and pegged his pants so it wouldnt get all over his shoes.
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Posted: 10/28/2010 1:02:54 PM EDT
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i know a guy that slept with his sister Was she hot? yes Then you should have asked for seconds. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 1:06:09 PM EDT
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What about her and the other young girls whose life he might mess up?
Had an ex g/f confide in me that her older brother diddled her starting when she was 11. Whats even more fucked up is he threatened to tell their parents he caught her smoking if she didnt do what he wanted. I met him only once and that was before she told me. I tried to get her to go to authoroties but she said she didnt want to mess up his life. Didnt register on her radar I suppose. When I asked the same basic question she told me that she was convinced that he didnt know what he was doing and/or he had changed. The guy was/is married with a young child at the time...she said she didnt want to mess that up. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 1:08:51 PM EDT
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i know a guy that slept with his sister Was she hot? yes Then you should have asked for seconds. nope cause im dating her sister
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Posted: 10/28/2010 1:10:25 PM EDT
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My mom told me that she often wished she had never had kids. I thought that was a moderately weird thing to tell your child. I can see why 
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Posted: 10/28/2010 1:12:31 PM EDT
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My buddy knew a guy in his unit that liked the smell of farts. YOu'd fart and he'd run over and smell it quite shamelessly.
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Posted: 10/28/2010 1:15:59 PM EDT
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Tag.
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Posted: 10/28/2010 1:24:32 PM EDT
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So tell us of it!
a few of my many fucked up, holy shit type stories from my days with the 1st CAV. Went to a pool party at 1st sergeants home. Noticed troopers time from time sneaking off into the house and coming out all happy. Asked Top about it and he said and I quote" I let her have the young bucks from time to time. The troopers sneaking off into the house were fucking his wife she did like twenty of them!! Platoon building exercise where the platoon trains a whore together. R&R in Croatia a bunch of tankers played musical whores for three days straight. Fuckers had a harem going. Korea and the smile game. As a combat medic for tankers, scouts and dismounts I have seen some what the fuck type shit go on. The smile game still shocks the fuck out of most people when I tell them about it. Yes. You should fill us in on this "smile game"... |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 2:01:48 PM EDT
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Great so far.
I had a friend that said he used to get a plastic sandwich bag, fill it with lube, fold the zip lock part outward, put it in between his couch cushions and fuck it. I also have another friend who is into she-males. One of our friends was browsing his computer in his absence and found a shit load of it. He set his computer up so that when he started it up, it would automatically start playing one of his tranny pornos. We were all there when he got home and started his computer up and proceeded to laugh our asses off watching, at first his disbelief, and then him trying to exit out of it as fast as possible. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 2:27:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: My mom told me that she often wished she had never had kids. I thought that was a moderately weird thing to tell your child. Not what I expected you to post, when I saw your avatar coming up as I scrolled for replies. That is a kind of offputting remark to make to your kids, though. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 2:36:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So tell us of it!a few of my many fucked up, holy shit type stories from my days with the 1st CAV. Went to a pool party at 1st sergeants home. Noticed troopers time from time sneaking off into the house and coming out all happy. Asked Top about it and he said and I quote" I let her have the young bucks from time to time. The troopers sneaking off into the house were fucking his wife she did like twenty of them!! Platoon building exercise where the platoon trains a whore together. R&R in Croatia a bunch of tankers played musical whores for three days straight. Fuckers had a harem going. Korea and the smile game. As a combat medic for tankers, scouts and dismounts I have seen some what the fuck type shit go on. The smile game still shocks the fuck out of most people when I tell them about it. Yes. You should fill us in on this "smile game"... The version of it that I've heard about being played in the PI involved a bunch of guys at a table in a bar, with a hooker under the table orally servicing them. If anyone smiled, he bought the next round. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 2:39:55 PM EDT
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Had a fellow Marine confess he had spent all night under a guys house with his combat knife, trying to decide weather to crawl up through the trap door and murder the man who lived there. He told me the guy sold drugs to grade school kids. The shocking part was I knew the guy, and I knew he wasn't lying. Where are you now Todd Stoner? http://www.lycoming.textron.com/company/our-leadership.html Looks like he's working for Lycoming |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 2:41:54 PM EDT
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not for public consumption
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Posted: 10/28/2010 2:49:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: a few of my many fucked up, holy shit type stories from my days with the 1st CAV. Went to a pool party at 1st sergeants home. Noticed troopers time from time sneaking off into the house and coming out all happy. Asked Top about it and he said and I quote" I let her have the young bucks from time to time. The troopers sneaking off into the house were fucking his wife she did like twenty of them!! Platoon building exercise where the platoon trains a whore together. R&R in Croatia a bunch of tankers played musical whores for three days straight. Fuckers had a harem going. Korea and the smile game. As a combat medic for tankers, scouts and dismounts I have seen some what the fuck type shit go on. The smile game still shocks the fuck out of most people when I tell them about it. Why the fuck aren't you telling more stories right the fuck now. |
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Posted: 10/28/2010 2:52:25 PM EDT
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A guy I was friends with in HS told me he was attracted to me so I kicked him in the nuts, punched him in the head, slammed him against the wall and then kicked him in the ribs. He never talked to me again and I cant figure out why. Didn't know how to control those new urges huh? I had a buddy tell me his dad sexually abused him when he was a kid. Claims he is all better now due a religious conversion or something. Sick fuck probably just lost interest as his son got older. |
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