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Posted: 1/17/2008 5:11:58 PM EST
I`m doing a side job for a buddy who works for a small town outside of Toledo and after I`m done working we have a few beers and shoot the shit. Well we start talking about no-knock searches and he tells me that the captain of that towns brother works for Toledo and that the no-knock entry teams put puppy paws sticker on their helmets for every dog they kill. Like a badge of courage or some shit. The next night I`m there and this captain stops by and I bring up the subject. He confirms it and defended it. Says they cann`t take any chance`s ,that it is SOP. I finished my beer and left.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:14:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:14:57 PM EST
QUIT FUCKING TROLLING!!!
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:15:52 PM EST
tHIS GIVES ME SUCH great IDEAS !
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:16:33 PM EST
You can't be serial.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:16:50 PM EST
Get a pic of one of the helmets or it didn't happen.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:17:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
QUIT FUCKING TROLLING!!!
sOME OF THE MOST INSIGHTFULL AND Mind excersizing posts have ben made by Trolls !
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:19:13 PM EST
I would raise the BS flag, but this has the strange ring of truth. I can see it happening.

Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:20:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/17/2008 5:29:04 PM EST by XDBACKUPGUN]





Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:20:41 PM EST
My cousins, brother in law's, co-workers, friend...
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:22:00 PM EST
Well.


At least he isn't an abortion doctor.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:22:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
I would raise the BS flag, but this has the strange ring of truth. I can see it happening.

Ditto ! the LEO mindset is all clown shoes (Inside Jokes)
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:22:20 PM EST
I heard that if the get three stickers in a week, they get a pay raise!
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:23:11 PM EST
WhAt Is WiTh EvErYoNe MeSsInG Up ThE CaP LoCk In ThIs ThReAd???
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:23:50 PM EST
Pics or BS.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:23:51 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:23:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bluewaterheaven:
WhAt Is WiTh EvErYoNe MeSsInG Up ThE CaP LoCk In ThIs ThReAd???
iT Shows class !
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:25:36 PM EST
Mod/Admins have Troll stickers on their Helmets (Tin Foil) ?
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:25:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
My cousins, brother in law's, co-workers, friend...

Yep. Pics or it didn't happen.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:27:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
My cousins, brother in law's, co-workers, friend...

Yep. Pics or it didn't happen.


+1
funny thought though
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:27:48 PM EST
tape pennies to your fingers and slap them on the helmet.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:28:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
My cousins, brother in law's, co-workers, friend...



....knows this guy who's neighbors girlfriends youngest kids friend has a teacher who sometimes drives by a house where this guy lives who says......

-K
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:29:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/17/2008 6:03:39 PM EST by BangStick1]

Originally Posted By Brians_45:
I heard that if the get three stickers in a week, they get a pay raise!



I thought it was 5 to be an ace?


Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:29:40 PM EST
This sounds plausible so I will reserve judgement.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:30:26 PM EST
Ever been on a raid with a snapping Pitty ready to eat you? I thought not. Not in great taste but who really cares.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:31:14 PM EST
San Franpsycho Swat has Friggin Tigers on their helmets !
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:32:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Special-K:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
My cousins, brother in law's, co-workers, friend...



....knows this guy who's neighbors girlfriends youngest kids friend has a teacher who sometimes drives by a house where this guy lives who says......

-K


My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious

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Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:34:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By Donkeyhaute:
San Franpsycho Swat has Friggin Tigers on their helmets !
Bump for effect !
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:36:51 PM EST
Gee... I never thought of myself as a troll. I just posted what I was told. I`m not cop bashing. My son is a cop in the township where I live. What I don`t like is these no-knock entries that they do and the additude that they have about them.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:39:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ohiomadman57:
Gee... I never thought of myself as a troll. I just posted what I was told. I`m not cop bashing. My son is a cop in the township where I live. What I don`t like is these no-knock entries that they do and the additude that they have about them.


Much better to have an armed stand-off or hosatge situation, the evidence destruction is no big deal. If done CORRECTLY it's a no-brainer. That being said some agencies have no business in that business.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:40:04 PM EST
Cool.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:40:45 PM EST
I never thought of myself as a Troll either until after like almost 5000 posts they banned me from Survivors SKS Boards ...
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:43:07 PM EST
I was passing down I10 East in MS today.To the right of me I see a police car with the door open and the officer looking real hard by some trees. This was by a closed rest area right before the Pascagula exit. What caught my eye was a very large dog peeking out from the trees. I guess the dog must have been a previous no knock raid survivor. If I wasn't traveling on the interstate I would have back tracked to see the end results.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:43:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Donkeyhaute:
San Franpsycho Swat has Friggin Tigers on their helmets !





Too damn funny.

Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:44:39 PM EST
I'll take two, but can I get a sticker for one of the dogs owners of a cop with a dog hanging off of it? BTW, I also call BS, pics or not real...
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:45:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/17/2008 5:47:08 PM EST by TomJefferson]
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:47:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By BangStick1:

Originally Posted By Brians_45:
I heard that if the get three stickers in a week, they get a pay raise!



I thought it was 5 to be an ace?


It was. They had to lower the bar, since cops can't shoot for shit.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:52:51 PM EST

Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:55:29 PM EST
Wonder if guys in the sandbox have stickers ?
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:56:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
My cousins, brother in law's, co-workers, friend...


If you read his post it says he spoke directly with the captain.

Either the OP is full of shit or he's not.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:57:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/17/2008 5:57:44 PM EST by Towely]

Originally Posted By Donkeyhaute:
Wonder if guys in the sandbox have stickers ?


Yea but theirs are turbans instead of paws...



Yea I know..blah blah blah, don't actually wear turbans, blah blah im so butthurt ect. ect.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 5:59:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 6:10:37 PM EST
I heard the same story in a bar the other night while I was drinking a beer or two. But the story was that Michael Vick would put a paw sticker on his helmet after one of his famous dog shows.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 6:16:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Chokker:
I heard the same story in a bar the other night while I was drinking a beer or two. But the story was that Michael Vick would put a paw sticker on his helmet after one of his famous dog shows.
tHAT WOULD BE A $2.500.00 fINE ! (Todd Marinovich was first player fined for this in a 1990's playoff game vs. the Chiefs he made the Raiders eye patch into sunglasses on the sides of his helmet stickers !)
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 6:27:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By Donkeyhaute:
San Franpsycho Swat has Friggin Tigers on their helmets !




Better than rainbows.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 6:29:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/17/2008 6:31:02 PM EST by Deej86]

Originally Posted By Boomer8450:
That's right, ladies and gentlemen! -snip-

That is THE funniest fucking thing I have read all week!
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 6:42:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By Brians_45:
I heard that if the get three stickers in a week, they get a pay raise!



I've heard that they get to keep and eat what they kill.
Link Posted: 1/17/2008 6:59:16 PM EST
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