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Posted: 1/23/2006 2:49:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/23/2006 3:47:11 PM EST by 1911greg]
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Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:50:55 PM EST
Post pics, we'll help.

Honest!

Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:51:00 PM EST
if you say 10, she'll accuse you of lying.

if you say anything other than a 10, she'll be depressed and whatnot.


I see no way out of this
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:51:40 PM EST
Tell her 11.5
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:51:49 PM EST
Tell her 9 fast on the way to becoming a 10.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:51:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/23/2006 2:52:49 PM EST by XDBACKUPGUN]

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Dont get me wrong I really like her and she is definitely cute, (5foot one, 100lbs wet 34 C's and a little ass, very long dark black hair) but a 10 would be like playboy/victoria secret model and real girls just dont look like that.

Honestly mid 8 low 9, should I tell her 10 or will she think I am lying. 18 year olds sure ask some stupid questions



How old are you?



Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:52:10 PM EST
Pics, pics, pics....
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:52:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:53:09 PM EST
just tell her 12 or 13.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:53:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/23/2006 2:54:37 PM EST by mjohn3006]
Tell her right now she is a 3, but if she shuts up and gets you a sammich, you might be nice and raise her rating. Tell her she might even surpass her sister.

Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:56:35 PM EST
Start looking for a new girlfriend, because this one isn't going to be aorund for long, regardless of how you answer.


IT'S A TRAP!
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:56:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Dont get me wrong I really like her and she is definitely cute, (5foot one, 100lbs wet 34 C's and a little ass, very long dark black hair) but a 10 would be like playboy/victoria secret model and real girls just dont look like that.

Honestly mid 8 low 9, should I tell her 10 or will she think I am lying. 18 year olds sure ask some stupid questions



Tell her some corny-ass shit like "no scale in the world could express how beautiful you are!" It's lame as hell but broads are dumb and they like that kind of crap.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:58:07 PM EST
"Well honey, that depends on what part of you is bobbing up and down on what part of me at the moment"
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:01:28 PM EST
"Honey, you are beyond a scale. It's like asking how many carats the hope diamond is...does it really matter? All I have to do is look at you to know you are the best."

Trust me...
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:02:19 PM EST
It's been real nice knowing you, 1911greg.

Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:03:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Dont get me wrong I really like her and she is definitely cute, (5foot one, 100lbs wet 34 C's and a little ass, very long dark black hair) but a 10 would be like playboy/victoria secret model and real girls just dont look like that.

Honestly mid 8 low 9, should I tell her 10 or will she think I am lying. 18 year olds sure ask some stupid questions



Tell her some corny-ass shit like "no scale in the world could express how beautiful you are!" It's lame as hell but broads are dumb and they like that kind of crap.



+1
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:03:26 PM EST
you told her 87 right?
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:05:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Dont get me wrong I really like her and she is definitely cute, (5foot one, 100lbs wet 34 C's and a little ass, very long dark black hair) but a 10 would be like playboy/victoria secret model and real girls just dont look like that.

Honestly mid 8 low 9, should I tell her 10 or will she think I am lying. 18 year olds sure ask some stupid questions



Tell her some corny-ass shit like "no scale in the world could express how beautiful you are!" It's lame as hell but broads are dumb and they like that kind of crap.



well it is kinda true you cannot just put someone you are in a relationship with on a quantitative scale unless you are very shallow...
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:06:56 PM EST
That is a trap, approach with caution.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:07:51 PM EST
Ask her how far up the insecurity scale she thinks she is.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:08:24 PM EST
When a woman asks you how she looks she wants to be flattered, not an honest critical evaluation. Besides, the best looking woman in the world is the one in your arms.

So LIE damn it. Tell her she rates an ‘18’ on a scale of 1-10, and that she’ll go up one point for every year she’s with you. (Besides, the way you describe her, she sounds perfect.)

Pictures please.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:10:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By 52brandon:
you told her 87 right?


It's the ARFCOM way
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:11:11 PM EST
Hey, look! A booby-trapped claymore!

Let's get the hammer and see if I can disarm it.



Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:11:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:14:14 PM EST
Shove a candy bar in your mouth and tell the truth. she'll you up
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:15:31 PM EST
Call in the bomb squad, That is like a zero fuze grenade, there is no way to clear the area fast enough


The Bomb squad is of course AR15.com, Post pics and we will advise on the best course of action.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:18:43 PM EST
Say "25" and change the subject.

Yes, it is a trap.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:18:50 PM EST
she's a 7.


prove me wrong with pics.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:34:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
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I came back hopin' for a pic, but all I find is that Greg had a period.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:37:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:48:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/23/2006 8:49:13 PM EST by CAR-10]

Originally Posted By GoGop:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
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I came back hopin' for a pic, but all I find is that Greg had a period.



+1

Boo Greg, boo

Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:51:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/23/2006 8:51:22 PM EST by 82ndAbn]
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