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Posted: 1/12/2006 8:05:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2006 11:27:37 AM EDT by 1911greg]
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Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:11:28 PM EDT
Depends did you wash what she was wearing?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:11:54 PM EDT
She doesn't want to do laundry.

Tell her "Sure, and don't forget to bring pie!"

You might as well hit it tonight so you post the outcome tomorrow evening.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:13:06 PM EDT
Did she have anything you'd like to wear?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:13:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 8:15:21 PM EDT by MicronuT]

Originally Posted By AeroE:
She doesn't want to do laundry.

Tell her "Sure, and don't forget to bring pie!"

You might as well hit it tonight so you post the outcome tomorrow evening.


+87

female translation , washer and dryer use = an invitation for pie? how is this equation
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:15:09 PM EDT
she wants you to fuck her
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:15:16 PM EDT
shes a big time skank that pie is too used up for my needs
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:16:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
shes a big time skank that pie is too used up for my needs



one down, 2 to go

Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:16:21 PM EDT
damn now that i realize it i probably shouldn't have told her my GF was out of town so tonight would be a perfect night to go over the paper work i really dont think thats her intent though...
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:17:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
shes a big time skank that pie is too used up for my needs



But not for hers.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:18:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
shes a big time skank that pie is too used up for my needs




Fat girls need loving too.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:19:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
shes a big time skank that pie is too used up for my needs



Dude. That pie is like oxygen, you only need it if you aren't getting any.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:36:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AeroE:
She doesn't want to do laundry.

Tell her "Sure, and don't forget to bring pie!"

You might as well hit it tonight so you post the outcome tomorrow evening.



Yeah, except I can guarantee she's not hot.

Would you call some hottie a "dumb lady?"

Amazing, how we always equate "pretty" to "smart" and "good."
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:39:19 PM EDT
Dude,
If you hurry , you might be able to catch that turnip truck you fell off of.

If she's bringin' over her laundry, you just let the whole camel and 3 cousins into your tent.
You might wanna check your medicine cabinet to see if she's added a few "things" there too.
Oh, and be ready for the 3rd degree questions from the other females in the office > "....so, I hear you and XXXXX are living together now. How's that working out?...."

And if you ever try to get rid of her now.....she'll be back like a bad penny (2:00am knock on the door...."um, I was missing a pair of undies..")


Try calling your house from work....don't be surprized if her voice is already on your machine.


LOL ......subtract 1000 manpoints for stupidity
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:52:26 PM EDT
when she's not looking sniff her undergarments
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:58:33 PM EDT
you really know how to pick 'em.....
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:58:53 PM EDT
You have your own washer and dryer at work? Wow!

I think you should marry her. She sounds domesticated.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:00:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 9:02:43 PM EDT by parshooter]

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
..., so this lady is coming over and giving me everything she has, which is nice because i only have a certain amount of time.


Dude. Don't be an ass. Sometimes you just gotta wash the moped.

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
shes a big time skank that pie is too used up for my needs


Fat girls need loving too.

Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:19:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
shes a big time skank that pie is too used up for my needs



She wants your sausage then
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:28:03 PM EDT
Your name is what?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:34:30 PM EDT
1230AM and she just left, we went over the project but she had like 3 loads of laundry, wow some people are very strange. I waited around and worked a little eventually my GF called to say HI and I had to explain the female voice in the background at midnight...
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:39:45 PM EDT
You sure have a lot of interesting things happening around you.

Either way it sounds like she's slowly moving in, so you better make room.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:41:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Misery:
You sure have a lot of interesting things happening around you.

Either way it sounds like she's slowly moving in, so you better make room.



Indeed, I have to admit living in a house with a couple close friends near one of the biggest party schools in the state makes life a little more interesting...
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:57:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 12:04:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Big_Bear:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
1230AM and she just left, we went over the project but she had like 3 loads of laundry, wow some people are very strange. I waited around and worked a little eventually my GF called to say HI and I had to explain the female voice in the background at midnight...


Wait a sec, dumb lady was talking while you were on the phone with your GF?

Who was she talking to?



She was letting his GF know theres a new sheriff in town.

Link Posted: 1/13/2006 12:54:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 1:09:03 AM EDT
Her name isn't Sabrina is it?
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 1:34:33 AM EDT
She's an odd one...
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 2:33:39 AM EDT
Rinse out that washer with Bleach dude.

Link Posted: 1/13/2006 3:12:03 AM EDT
By far one of the weirdest things I have heard.
For starters, I dont discuss business in my home, on my time, after work hours...what doesnt get done at the office doesnt get done.

Following that...the idea that some coworker would even think to bring their laundry with them is beyond ridiculous...just strange. Unless you had a previous relationship with her, how is world could she think that was an acceptable request?

Assuming you arent trying to nail her, if she tries to pull that stuff again, flat out refuse...or tell her $1.25 per load, dryer is $1 per 1/2 hour, and detergent is $75 per capfull.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 3:17:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GoVol98:
And if you ever try to get rid of her now.....she'll be back like a bad penny (2:00am knock on the door...."um, I was missing a pair of undies..")

You are SOOOO screwed, your GF is going to find the "accidentily-left-behind" pair of panties that the coworker is going to leave behind.

Kharn
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 3:29:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
when she's not looking sniff her undergarments



But, be sure to first check for stains.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 3:52:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kharn:

Originally Posted By GoVol98:
And if you ever try to get rid of her now.....she'll be back like a bad penny (2:00am knock on the door...."um, I was missing a pair of undies..")

You are SOOOO screwed, your GF is going to find the "accidentily-left-behind" pair of panties that the coworker is going to leave behind.

Kharn



He's right! she's gonna plant undies everywhere!

We need Pics!!
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 8:58:16 AM EDT
Yours truly squats to void her bladder so I can tell you flat out: that P-A-R-A-S-I-T-E not only is not a "lady" in any way shape or form, she scarcely deserves to be called "woman". Red-blooded stand-up women do not (get this) do NOT act like opportunistic parasites. I hate to hurt your feelings, but the way it looks from this angle, maybe *both* of you two belong on Jerry Springer. Her for being a trashy, pushy skank, and you for letting some fat ugly creature take advantage of you.

What in damnblastednation happened to your intestinal fortitude, Friend? Repeat after me " You have mistaken my home for a laundromat. It is not one. The laundromat is located (wherever). This behavior is OVER."
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 12:30:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By psyops4fun:
Yours truly squats to void her bladder





Most women I know simply sit on the toilet to do that.



Showoff.

Link Posted: 1/13/2006 12:33:08 PM EDT
Go ahead and knock her hip out of socket, you're gonna get blamed for it anyhow.
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