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1/16/2020 9:48:49 PM
Posted: 10/11/2007 3:01:18 PM EST
Zombie Walk link

Basically, here in Richmond (and a bunch of other places) people get together, dress up and put on zombie makeup, and shuffle down the street moaning about brains. henwhat might happen if...

Some hapless ARFcommer (unaware, of course, that it's all a gag) was out shopping and encountered the 'zombies'. I believe that much hilarity would ensue:

ARFcommer: OK, let's see - milk, bread, juice... I wonder if pie is on sale?
Zombie: RRRRBBBrainsss!!!
ARFcommer: HOLY #$%^ing *&%#@!!!
-drops grocery list, assumes Weaver stance-
BLAM! BLAM! BLAMBLAM!
Zombies: Jeebus, he's got a gun! Don't shoot! It's a gag!
ARFcommer: OMG, they can TALK! The ones in the movies don't do that!
Damn Hollywood!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAMBLAM!
-reload-
OK - OK - gotta stay cool - fight my way to my rifle. I hope they don't have radios.
Zombies: God, he's shooting people! Somebody call the cops!
ARFcommer: They appear to be Masters of Deception. I gotta watch my six.
BLAM! BLAM! BLAMBLAM!
OK - almost at the car - thank God I preload mags!
-grabs AR out of trunk, commences shooting-
POW! POW! POWPOW!
Hmm - I seem to be hitting low and left. I KNEW I shouldn't have got an F-marked FSB.
Police: Drop your weapon!
ARFcommer: You JBT-tard! There are zombies afoot! Put that badge back in the Crackerjack box and give me all of your M855!

And so on.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 3:05:37 PM EST
seriously though this has happened some nut job went into a rave after party where people were dressed liked zombies and started smoking people. it was posted last year i think.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 3:07:34 PM EST
Hey this is good training! Go down there and work on your evading skillz, or take a airsoft or paintball gun and get some combat simulation in.

Just walk in front of the crowd and scream "EAT ME"! then run
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 3:11:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By wesmerc:
seriously though this has happened some nut job went into a rave after party where people were dressed liked zombies and started smoking people. it was posted last year i think.


Moarcat demands MOAR
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 3:26:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Current-Resident:

Originally Posted By wesmerc:
seriously though this has happened some nut job went into a rave after party where people were dressed liked zombies and started smoking people. it was posted last year i think.


Moarcat demands MOAR



useless without a pic... i took the liberty.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 3:29:48 PM EST
super thread, just super.

-patry
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 3:31:42 PM EST
www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2006/03/26/shooting-060326.html

whenever stuff like this happens I cant help but think how come only 6?
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