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Posted: 8/23/2012 4:31:09 AM EDT

A third party presidential candidate is looking for voters with brains.

Problem is, he's a zombie, and you know what they do with that particular organ.

Actually, he's not just any zombie. He's A. Zombie, and he's running on a pro-zombie platform, with the help of his vice presidential candidate, Noah Pulse.

Zombie threw his hat in the ring at a campaign rally in San Diego on Monday that attracted about three dozen zombies and a few human stragglers.

Now, he's starting a whistlestop tour that will take him to Dallas, Tampa, Fla., Charlotte, N.C., Atlanta and New York City in the next few weeks.

I wonder what his stance on gun control is?
Link Posted: 8/23/2012 4:34:25 AM EDT
Sounds just like the other two options...brain-dead
Link Posted: 8/23/2012 4:35:48 AM EDT
too bad it's just a publicity stunt...

i was hoping this was a repub candidate stealing some of those dead democrat votes
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