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Posted: 11/3/2004 9:01:50 AM EDT
Statement from John Zogby on 2004 Presidential Election Results:

“We feel strongly that our pre-election polls were accurate on virtually every state. Our predictions on many of the key battleground states like Ohio and Florida were within the margin of error. I thought we captured a trend, but apparently that result didn’t materialize.


“We always saw a close race, and a close race is what we’ve got. I’ve called this the Armageddon Election for some time—a closely-divided electorate with high partisan intensity on each side."


Translation: We tried everything we knew to help Kerry win and we failed.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:03:10 AM EDT
Zogby, "I am a democratic dildo, and apologize for the lack of lube".
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:04:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hielo:
Zogby, "I am a democratic dildo, and apologize for the lack of lube".




Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:05:29 AM EDT


Zen releases statement:


"Zogby can suck my sweaty balls!"



Zen



"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:05:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By zogB:
Statement from John Zogby on 2004 Presidential Election Results:

““We always saw a close race, and a close race is what we’ve got. I’ve called this the Armageddon Election for some time—a closely-divided electorate with high partisan intensity on each side."




Translation: "That huge national margin for Bush doesn't matter. Us Liberals won't give it up that easily. Our cause is far too important to leave in the hands of voters."
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:06:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hielo:
Zogby, "I am a democratic dildo, and apologize for the lack of lube".






You owe me a keyboard!
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:07:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:10:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Torf:

Originally Posted By zogB:
Statement from John Zogby on 2004 Presidential Election Results:

““We always saw a close race, and a close race is what we’ve got. I’ve called this the Armageddon Election for some time—a closely-divided electorate with high partisan intensity on each side."




Translation: "That huge national margin for Bush doesn't matter. Us Liberals won't give it up that easily. Our cause is far too important to leave in the hands of voters."



unfortunatly you are right, that is what the dims think
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:10:54 AM EDT
Translation: I'm still relevant.... no really! Please disregard my piss poor track record, flawed methodologies, and obvious leftist bias and hire me again. I have mouths to feed!
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:11:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:11:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:


+1
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:13:12 AM EDT
Personally, I think that Zogby's erratic polling data in the last two weeks of the campaign misled the Dems into thinking that this election was a cakewalk. Especially in Florida and Ohio.

When Bush won, the Dems now claim "the fix was in". I think that Zogby was trying to be a cheerleader but actually made the defeat more painful for the Dems.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:13:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 9:57:37 AM EDT
Zogby results: When personal biases override good science.

OWNED!
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 10:07:09 AM EDT


What the hell is this russia? Ok enough of the Polls. Who the hell are these sum-bitches pollin'? I aint been polled. First I cant get laid now I cant get polled. Im goin' nuts here. Who is this Zogby Asshole. I always hear "a recent Zogby poll says that..blah blah blah..! I aint talked to Zogby for ....Ever! Who the F### is Zogby. The only person that ever polled me was some fat chick at the mall doin' a survey on a new vanilla custard over at the Sweet Tooth! Polls are horse crap. Ya get all different answers depending on how they word the poll. There aint no scientific poll. They say the best way is the exit polls. Hell that aint scientific. Every time me and my friends leave a polling place and they ask us who we voted for for we tell 'em somethin' different for a laff. If they depended on that as scientific research than Harry Balls and Go F### yourself would'a come in second and third! Hell I did a poll last week and I called 100 people by phone to see who they would vote for. I thought that was scientific. My results.... 4 people said Bush, one person said Kerry, and 95 people said "you dumbass its 3 o'clock in the morning!" So much for polls. Look, polls are about as worthless as viagra at a lesbian convention! If I ever see that Zogby Jackass Ill kick his ass. He leaves me outa everything! Like I told the girl at the sweet tooth after she asked me about the new Vanilla Custard, "very tasty".

Link Posted: 11/3/2004 10:08:57 AM EDT
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