Yeah... that's right... I'm calling you out, homie.

I have serrated knives that I bought from an infomercial and I'm not ashamed to use them!!!!

Whatcha gonna do about it, tough guy?  Eh?  

Zing!!!  

I am, in fact, very comfortable and talented in the kitchen.  

You're just sore that I have a bigger toolbelt than you.  

Ok, did you really buy knives off an infomercial?

Quoted: Yeah... that's right... I'm calling you out, homie. I have serrated knives that I bought from an infomercial and I'm not ashamed to use them!!!! Whatcha gonna do about it, tough guy?  Eh?

Know your role, shut your hole.

TRG

TEN COMMANDMENTS (FROM MAN TO WOMAN)

The ten commandments from man
Given to woman
Through the inspiration of I, Prince Buster

One,
Thou shall have no other man but me

Two,
Though shall not encourage no man to make love to you
Neither kiss or caress you
For I am your man, a very jealous man
And is ready to lay low any other man who may intrude on our love

Three,
Remember to kiss and caress me
Honor and obey me, in my every whim and fancy
Seven days a week and twice on Sundays
Because at no time will I ever be tired 0f I-T "it"

Four,
Honor my name, so that every other woman may honor it also

Five,
Thou shall not provoke me to anger
Or my wrath will descend upon you heavily

Commandment Six,
Thou shall not search my pockets at night
Or annoy me with your hearsays

Commandment Seven,
Thou shall not shout my name in the streets
If I am walking with another woman
But wait intelligently until I come home
Then we can both have it out decently
For I am your man, a funny man
And detest a scandal in public places

Commandment Eight,
Thou shall not drink, or smoke
Nor use profane language
For those bad habits I will not stand for

Nine,
Thou shall not commit adultery
For the world will not hold me guilty if I commit murder

Ten,
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's dress
Nor her shoes, nor her bureau, nor her bed, nor her hat
Nor anything that's hers
Neither shall thou call my attention to anything that may be for sale
In any stores, for I will not give thee anything
But what you actually need for your purpose

These are the ten commandments from man
Given to woman
By me, Prince Buster

Quoted: TEN COMMANDMENTS (FROM MAN TO WOMAN) The ten commandments from man Given to woman Through the inspiration of I, Prince Buster One, Thou shall have no other man but me Two, Though shall not encourage no man to make love to you Neither kiss or caress you For I am your man, a very jealous man And is ready to lay low any other man who may intrude on our love Three, Remember to kiss and caress me Honor and obey me, in my every whim and fancy Seven days a week and twice on Sundays Because at no time will I ever be tired 0f I-T "it" Four, Honor my name, so that every other woman may honor it also Five, Thou shall not provoke me to anger Or my wrath will descend upon you heavily Commandment Six, Thou shall not search my pockets at night Or annoy me with your hearsays Commandment Seven, Thou shall not shout my name in the streets If I am walking with another woman But wait intelligently until I come home Then we can both have it out decently For I am your man, a funny man And detest a scandal in public places Commandment Eight, Thou shall not drink, or smoke Nor use profane language For those bad habits I will not stand for Nine, Thou shall not commit adultery For the world will not hold me guilty if I commit murder Ten, Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's dress Nor her shoes, nor her bureau, nor her bed, nor her hat Nor anything that's hers Neither shall thou call my attention to anything that may be for sale In any stores, for I will not give thee anything But what you actually need for your purpose These are the ten commandments from man Given to woman By me, Prince Buster

I think my GF needs this tattooed on her.

TRG

:: swoon ::

Maybe that's what I've been missing all my life.... a good MAN-handling...