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Posted: 9/28/2005 5:28:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:41:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 5:44:18 AM EDT by Zippy_The_Wonderdog]

Originally Posted By Miss_Magnum:
Yeah... that's right... I'm calling you out, homie.

I have serrated knives that I bought from an infomercial and I'm not ashamed to use them!!!!

Whatcha gonna do about it, tough guy? Eh?



Well, at least one thing you have going for yourself here, woman, despite your trashy choice in Kitchen Cultery, is that you've learned that your place is in the kitchen...

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:43:06 AM EDT
Tagged for Zippy getting his ass kicked...
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:44:53 AM EDT
Pit, Pit, Pit, Pit!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:47:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:53:57 AM EDT
Popcorn, beer, recliner....waiting on some sammiches!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:55:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:
Tagged for Zippy getting his ass kicked...



+.9bar
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:15:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:17:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Miss_Magnum:
Zing!!!

I am, in fact, very comfortable and talented in the kitchen.

You're just sore that I have a bigger toolbelt than you.



MM,



Moxie...you've got it toots!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:19:04 AM EDT
IBMTEBP
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:20:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:32:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:33:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:41:12 AM EDT
Read. Learn. Live.



Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:43:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:43:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:45:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
Read. Learn. Live.

j-walk.com/other/goodwife/images/goodwifeguide.gif




That is going to leave a mark....
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:48:34 AM EDT
I wish I lived in 1955
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:50:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 6:54:17 AM EDT by Zippy_The_Wonderdog]

Originally Posted By u-baddog:
I wish I lived in 1955







"And you knew who you were, then. Girls were girls and men were men."
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:54:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:

Originally Posted By u-baddog:
I wish I lived in 1955



"And you knew who you were, then. Girls were girls and men were men."




Boy the way Glen Miller played
Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.

And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn't need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:56:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
Read. Learn. Live.

j-walk.com/other/goodwife/images/goodwifeguide.gif




Even in the 50's men wanted their wives to be "a little gay"
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:57:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:

Originally Posted By Miss_Magnum:
Yeah... that's right... I'm calling you out, homie.

I have serrated knives that I bought from an infomercial and I'm not ashamed to use them!!!!

Whatcha gonna do about it, tough guy? Eh?



Well, at least one thing you have going for yourself here, woman, despite your trashy choice in Kitchen Cultery, is that you've learned that your place is in the kitchen...




Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:25:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:28:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:34:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
Five,
Thou shall not provoke me to anger
Or my wrath will descend upon you heavily




Just remember, when forced to administer a correction to one's ladyfriend, a gentleman should only use an open hand in public. The closed fist should be reserved for use only in the privacy of one's own domicile.

And, when resorting to other means, always obey the Rule of Thumb.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:22:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:54:18 AM EDT
I think she is going for the wedgie!



CWO
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:59:05 AM EDT
Shoulda bought Wusthof...

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 12:00:56 PM EDT
Serrated knives?

Well at least you didn't buy Pampered Chef brand and try to pawn them off as being a professional culinary tool.



Get yourself a nice set of Henckels.

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 12:35:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Serrated knives?

Well at least you didn't buy Pampered Chef brand and try to pawn them off as being a professional culinary tool.



Get yourself a nice set of Henckels.




Henkles and Wustoff are for pikers and dinner party gourmets with too much money to spend on tools they don't know how to use. Try Bergoff of Germany. Twice the perfomance at a much better price.


Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:15:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Miss_Magnum:
:: swoon ::

Maybe that's what I've been missing all my life.... a good MAN-handling...



See? Domestic Violence can be funny!

Here's more!

What's the first thing a battered man or woman (See! Adding a touch of Political Correctness to a Politically Incorrect Joke!!! I ROCK!!!) should do when they get home from the hospital?

The dishes, if he/she is smart.....
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:17:19 PM EDT
Shouldn't this be in

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Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:21:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:

Originally Posted By u-baddog:
I wish I lived in 1955



"And you knew who you were, then. Girls were girls and men were men."




Boy the way Glen Miller played
Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.

And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn't need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days.


Probably one of the most annoying programmes to come out of the 70's.
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