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Posted: 1/29/2011 10:55:08 AM EDT
? explain your choice.
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Vented into space... because lets face it, you're not going into space any other way.
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Vented into space... because lets face it, you're not going into space any other way. They could have a man sized vacuum chamber. |
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Crushed by an elephant while having sex with 2 feisty redheads.
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I wouldn't have been taken alive. +1 There is no way I will go down without a fight...I can only hope that when they do perforate me that it will finish me, i do not to be captured wounded or end up as a vegatable |
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Quoted: Crushed by an elephant while having sex with 2 feisty redheads. There's a fat girl joke in there... a lot of them actually. |
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All you people voting for space may want to read this and rethink your choice.
ETA: I chose drowning. When the human body is suddenly exposed to the vacuum of space, a number of injuries begin to occur immediately. Though they are relatively minor at first, they accumulate rapidly into a life-threatening combination. The first effect is the expansion of gases within the lungs and digestive tract due to the reduction of external pressure. A victim of explosive decompression greatly increases their chances of survival simply by exhaling within the first few seconds, otherwise death is likely to occur once the lungs rupture and spill bubbles of air into the circulatory system. Such a life-saving exhalation might be due to a shout of surprise, though it would naturally go unheard where there is no air to carry it. In the absence of atmospheric pressure water will spontaneously convert into vapor, which would cause the moisture in a victim's mouth and eyes to quickly boil away. The same effect would cause water in the muscles and soft tissues of the body to evaporate, prompting some parts of the body to swell to twice their usual size after a few moments. This bloating may result in some superficial bruising due to broken capillaries, but it would not be sufficient to break the skin. Within seconds the reduced pressure would cause the nitrogen which is dissolved in the blood to form gaseous bubbles, a painful condition known to divers as "the bends." Direct exposure to the sun's ultraviolet radiation would also cause a severe sunburn to any unprotected skin. Heat does not transfer out of the body very rapidly in the absence of a medium such as air or water, so freezing to death is not an immediate risk in outer space despite the extreme cold. For about ten full seconds- a long time to be loitering in space without protection- an average human would be rather uncomfortable, but they would still have their wits about them. Depending on the nature of the decompression, this may give a victim sufficient time to take measures to save their own life. But this period of "useful consciousness" would wane as the effects of brain asphyxiation begin to set in. In the absence of air pressure the gas exchange of the lungs works in reverse, dumping oxygen out of the blood and accelerating the oxygen-starved state known as hypoxia. After about ten seconds a victim will experience loss of vision and impaired judgement, and the cooling effect of evaporation will lower the temperature in the victim's mouth and nose to near-freezing. Unconsciousness and convulsions would follow several seconds later, and a blue discoloration of the skin called cyanosis would become evident. At this point the victim would be floating in a blue, bloated, unresponsive stupor, but their brain would remain undamaged and their heart would continue to beat. If pressurized oxygen is administered within about one and a half minutes, a person in such a state is likely make a complete recovery with only minor injuries, though the hypoxia-induced blindness may not pass for some time. Without intervention in those first ninety seconds, the blood pressure would fall sufficiently that the blood itself would begin to boil, and the heart would stop beating. There are no recorded instances of successful resuscitation beyond that threshold. Though an unprotected human would not long survive in the clutches of outer space, it is remarkable that survival times can be measured in minutes rather than seconds, and that one could endure such an inhospitable environment for almost two minutes without suffering any irreversible damage. The human body is indeed a resilient machine. |
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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I didn't know they offered choices now. Makes it more enticing.
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I want to be killed by the "thread title spelling nazis".
Oh wait, no, that's obviously how you want to go. |
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Bullet to the head or heart.
Live by the gun, die by the gun. |
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Even with that definition, space is still better than fire and drowning is and always has been my worst fear so space it is.
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Do you morons even read the thread anymore?
Of those choices I chose drowning. Easily the least painful. |
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In the crash of a medium sized aircraft, along with a number of people of my choosing,
Medium sized should be big enough. |
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I want to be Charlie Sheen'ed I voted pie Beat me. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Do you morons even read the thread anymore? Of those choices I chose drowning. Easily the least painful. You participate in threads however you want. Those of us with superior intellect and creativity will do it however we see fit. |
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Death by breathing 100% nitrogen gas.
Apparently the feeling of suffocation is controlled by the amount of CO2 in your body. In a pure nitrogen atmosphere, your lungs can dispose of CO2 just fine. They just can’t pick up the nonexistent oxygen you need to live. So, you get hypoxia, lose consciousness, and die. |
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False!
If I have been sentenced to die, everyone else has been dead for two weeks! |
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The same way I came into this world...
Kicking, screaming and covered in someone's else body fluids. |
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Quoted: All you people voting for space may want to read this and rethink your choice. ETA: I chose drowning. ~snip Interesting. Still choose space. |
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Quoted: All you people voting for space may want to read this and rethink your choice. ETA: I chose drowning. When the human body is suddenly exposed to the vacuum of space, a number of injuries begin to occur immediately. Though they are relatively minor at first, they accumulate rapidly into a life-threatening combination. The first effect is the expansion of gases within the lungs and digestive tract due to the reduction of external pressure. A victim of explosive decompression greatly increases their chances of survival simply by exhaling within the first few seconds, otherwise death is likely to occur once the lungs rupture and spill bubbles of air into the circulatory system. Such a life-saving exhalation might be due to a shout of surprise, though it would naturally go unheard where there is no air to carry it. Within seconds the reduced pressure would cause the nitrogen which is dissolved in the blood to form gaseous bubbles, a painful condition known to divers as "the bends." Direct exposure to the sun's ultraviolet radiation would also cause a severe sunburn to any unprotected skin. Heat does not transfer out of the body very rapidly in the absence of a medium such as air or water, so freezing to death is not an immediate risk in outer space despite the extreme cold. For about ten full seconds- a long time to be loitering in space without protection- an average human would be rather uncomfortable, but they would still have their wits about them. Depending on the nature of the decompression, this may give a victim sufficient time to take measures to save their own life. But this period of "useful consciousness" would wane as the effects of brain asphyxiation begin to set in. In the absence of air pressure the gas exchange of the lungs works in reverse, dumping oxygen out of the blood and accelerating the oxygen-starved state known as hypoxia. After about ten seconds a victim will experience loss of vision and impaired judgement, and the cooling effect of evaporation will lower the temperature in the victim's mouth and nose to near-freezing. Unconsciousness and convulsions would follow several seconds later, and a blue discoloration of the skin called cyanosis would become evident. At this point the victim would be floating in a blue, bloated, unresponsive stupor, but their brain would remain undamaged and their heart would continue to beat. If pressurized oxygen is administered within about one and a half minutes, a person in such a state is likely make a complete recovery with only minor injuries, though the hypoxia-induced blindness may not pass for some time. Without intervention in those first ninety seconds, the blood pressure would fall sufficiently that the blood itself would begin to boil, and the heart would stop beating. There are no recorded instances of successful resuscitation beyond that threshold. Though an unprotected human would not long survive in the clutches of outer space, it is remarkable that survival times can be measured in minutes rather than seconds, and that one could endure such an inhospitable environment for almost two minutes without suffering any irreversible damage. The human body is indeed a resilient machine. Did not know that. Makes that short story The Cold Equations that much more depressing. |
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Never been in space....it would be cool for the few seconds you lived
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I wouldn't have been taken alive. ^^^ Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Being chased through a small town and off a cliff by a score of women in g-strings, elbow pads, and skateboard helmets.
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Slumped over an M240G with a bullet in my head and a lapful of spent brass; a pile of broken bodies in front of me.
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Old age. Well, that's how I'd like to die. If not that, going down in a ball of flamming glory always sounded cool.
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I didn't see this on the poll but my favorite choice would be
have 2 Pornstars and an erection lasting more than 4 hours |
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Charlie has been trying this for years, so far he has been unsuccessful. He may beat you to it though
Quoted: I didn't see this on the poll but my favorite choice would be have 2 Pornstars and an erection lasting more than 4 hours |
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Quoted: Being chased through a small town and off a cliff by a score of women in g-strings, elbow pads, and skateboard helmets. Unless the group consisted of Rosie O'Donnell, Michelle Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and all of their "gal pals" why are you running? |
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YOU should get the Firing Squad for your shitty poll choices.
Firing Squad for $1000 please. |
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I'd hang myself just so that I have the satisfaction of knowing I did it and not them.
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