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Posted: 1/25/2014 1:39:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2014 1:41:47 PM EDT by QueenDeNile]








A sweet, caring person who has an extreme love for animals, family and God. Takes work very seriously, probably an entrepreneur.





Wow - that woman is such a Patty! I don't know how she does it all.
or





the sexiest milf ever.





Hey kirsten, Patty is the biggest milf



*ETA* so I can add url and change emotioncom



http://www.urbandictionary.com/









 
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 1:40:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2014 1:40:32 PM EDT by Pony151515]
If I was a woman I don't think I would consider either of those to be a bad thing.

ETA nvm I guess you originally had the wrong animation.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 1:42:27 PM EDT
Oh ya I would say mine is very accurate!


A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
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If I was a woman I don't think I would consider either of those to be a bad thing.



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well I haven't decided completely that being a MILF is a compliment but I suppose it isn't an insult either.  



 
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Oh ya I would say mine is very accurate!






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Oh ya I would say mine is very accurate!






A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.


my fiance's name means big penis.  



 
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 1:46:41 PM EDT
I don't know that I would put "biggest" and "milf" next to each other...

kinda a backhanded complement

now, Sweetest, sexiest, prettiest...etc... might be moar betta



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I never knew it had names too.  



1) Tiffany's are usually very loyal and intellegant people whom usually doesn't trust many guys. She usually has many acquintances, but very few best friends. They are always opened minded and always have to be entertained or be having a good time. Most of time Tiffany's stay single and flirt around.

Never let go of that Tiffany.

He breaks too many Tiffany hearts.



That particular author was named Tiffany and she sure nailed the intelligent part.  


2)Tiffany is greek meaning the appearance of God.

Man that girl was a total Tiffany.




Nailed it!  
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a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland
Ummm....

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my fiance's name means big penis.  

 
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Originally Posted By livfreely:

Oh ya I would say mine is very accurate!






A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.


my fiance's name means big penis.  

 
I knew a girl once, of Indian (dot) ancestry, whose last name roughly translated as "big penis".

 
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I don't know that I would put "biggest" and "milf" next to each other...



kinda a backhanded complement



now, Sweetest, sexiest, prettiest...etc... might be moar betta
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You know I have to agree with you, I thought the same thing!  



 
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 very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
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A great gnome who eats little children. He also has a great fear of thomas the tank engine
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Totally not accurate.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 1:50:55 PM EDT
Justin - "a ridiculously huge cock"


Well, I wouldn't call it RIDICULOUSLY huge ............
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Patrick - "All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God."

Except for the "talented with music" part...yep, pretty much nailed it.  

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A man's man.Extremely Awesome.

Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
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Totally not accurate.
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 very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.


Totally not accurate.



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I never knew it had names too.  







1) Tiffany's are usually very loyal and intellegant people whom usually doesn't trust many guys. She usually has many acquintances, but very few best friends. They are always opened minded and always have to be entertained or be having a good time. Most of time Tiffany's stay single and flirt around.



Never let go of that Tiffany.



He breaks too many Tiffany hearts.







That particular author was named Tiffany and she sure nailed the intelligent part.  





2)Tiffany is greek meaning the appearance of God.



Man that girl was a total Tiffany.





http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/zeus_by_corporacion08-d3ffiwu_zps2bd6dc8f.jpg



Nailed it!  
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(I've got a 50/50 chance of getting it right!)



 
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Justin - "a ridiculously huge cock"


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Wait.....did it say he HAS or he IS?  
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Originally Posted By Gas__Operated:


 very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.




Totally not accurate.






+1



 
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Wait.....did it say he HAS or he IS?  
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Originally Posted By BrownSunshine:
Justin - "a ridiculously huge cock"


Well, I wouldn't call it RIDICULOUSLY huge ............



Wait.....did it say he HAS or he IS?  


Touche.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 2:05:16 PM EDT
He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh. He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)
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Coolest kid in the world, very popular, girls are all over him usually most of the time, loves pussy
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.A cool guy with the ladies all over him. Smart, funny, and hot, with a great dick.
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Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.
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Yeah that's pretty accurate.
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Tom


Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.


Girl 1: *Cries*


Girl 2: What's wrong?!


Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me


Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...


Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.





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Thaddeus
A strong, confident, sexy, athletic man. Can learn to do anything, usually takes a leader role, and is very independent. Although he is tough outside, still quite a softy inside, funny and quite a charmer. He knows how to take care of his girl and makes her very happy. All the girls want him but he stays faithful to his girl. Has an amazing butt....and gorgeous hair.
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My hair is pretty gorgeous.
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Tom
Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.
Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.


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And the 1st definition of Matt is:

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
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# 1: Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.

# 3: One sexy Lad with i smoken hott bod; Built like a Diesel pickup with sex appeal that makes the femals drip; Amazing in bed with a rather large sex rod; Most likely to become a ninja trained to kill whan older

# 7  Tons of pure awesome rolled into one tasty long hominid. A really cool person. Very smart, talented, funny guy who saves your ass on a daily basis then plays a round of Modern Warfare. All in the same day. Usually geeky. Always nice. Rock star in the sack. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Eats plants, animals and Pizza Rolls.
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Yea the definitions are male biased!
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a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.
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[redacted] is the undiscovered hottie. All the girls love him, and all the guys wanna be him. also used for the common word beast and/or sexy.
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an amazing guy. he usually makes this girl happy and flirts alot. [redacted] is extremely cute and anyone would be lucky to have him.
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A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
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Wes:

a dumbass cock-boy, BITCH in every aspect of the word.
Student : DUDE that guy is a WES!
Teacher: 500 write offs for saying such a word.

I laughed

I like my full name better

Weston
a pimpin kid, plain and simple
"dude that kid is such a weston"
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 2:58:02 PM EDT
Dear god.
Samuel
A name that has been clinically proven to induce awesomeness
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Wes:

a dumbass cock-boy, BITCH in every aspect of the word.
Student : DUDE that guy is a WES!
Teacher: 500 write offs for saying such a word.

I laughed

I like my full name better

Weston
a pimpin kid, plain and simple
"dude that kid is such a weston"
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My husband's name is Wesley but he goes by Wes.  I like this one better:  Wes is also known a Wesley. He is a totally amazing, epic, and rad friend. He is very cool to be around. Wes is an out going guy, he likes to make everyone smile. He does not judge anyone he first meets. Wes is loved by many people and is very well known to a great majority of people. He is the lunch time DJ. He knows how to always say the right thing to make your day better. He is caring, smart, and fun. Nothing is as great than having Wes as a friend.


Oh, or this one!  Has a way with people. He can easily make you fall for head over heels and keep you there. The kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with.



He'd pick this one, I'm sure: God amongst Gods, Spartan Warrior, Leader of the Brave, Beast, these are but merely a few things that describe the man that Zeus himself bowed down to! The man that wins wars single handedly without the world finding out! The man that killed the Hulk and slayed Thor.  
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its true, Im quite the wangsman....





ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is believed that
anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to
perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name
are also well endowed.



Edit to add the second definition



An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him,
he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is
making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.


Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:08:12 PM EDT
And I quote A BADASS MOTHA FUCKA with a very large penis
and is great in bed.
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well I haven't decided completely that being a MILF is a compliment but I suppose it isn't an insult either.  
 
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Originally Posted By Pony151515:
If I was a woman I don't think I would consider either of those to be a bad thing.

ETA nvm I guess you originally had the wrong animation.

well I haven't decided completely that being a MILF is a compliment but I suppose it isn't an insult either.  
 


My wife sure likes it when I call her that.  
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And I quote A BADASS MOTHA FUCKA with a very large penis

and is great in bed.
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Kevin? Is that you?

 
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Kevin? Is that you?  
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Originally Posted By corrosionguy:
And I quote A BADASS MOTHA FUCKA with a very large penis
and is great in bed.
Kevin? Is that you?  

Bubba.
Written by the tax accountant in cellblock c.
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Bubba.

Written by the tax accountant in cellblock c.
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Originally Posted By QueenDeNile:


Originally Posted By corrosionguy:

And I quote A BADASS MOTHA FUCKA with a very large penis

and is great in bed.
Kevin? Is that you?  


Bubba.

Written by the tax accountant in cellblock c.




 
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David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
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Matt: ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed
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No arguments here
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Bryon

Bryon: to have a big cock of at least 15 inches and is a badass mother fucker who fucks like a god

that guy is like a bryon


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Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.

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A name that represents honor, caressing, and love. Also known to be a
very romantic person, or very successful person in life. This represents
all the attributes of "Jeffrey" on the SwiftIRC IRC chat network.



I wish I was a Jeffrey!







The hawtest guy in school that gets all the girls.



Jackie: DAMN! Look at that jeffrey walking by with those girls by his side.


Allen: I know! I wish i was him. I'm so jealous.


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David



A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.



I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
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My ex husband name is David.

 
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my fiance's name means big penis.  
 
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Oh ya I would say mine is very accurate!


A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

my fiance's name means big penis.  
 


Is his name Justin?
Because thats what my definition is
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Is his name Justin?

Because thats what my definition is
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Originally Posted By QueenDeNile:


Originally Posted By livfreely:

Oh ya I would say mine is very accurate!






A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.


my fiance's name means big penis.  

 




Is his name Justin?

Because thats what my definition is
No its Kevin
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Jim

A master...and the best in everything,very handsome too.a young guy who owns
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My ex husband name is David.  
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David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
My ex husband name is David.  


Well, not all David's can be as awesome as me!
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One who denies that he is gay but cannot help staring at muscular male bodies.

Why is he so interested in men's beach volleyball?

Because he's a Chapman!
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One who denies that he is gay but cannot help staring at muscular male bodies.



Why is he so interested in men's beach volleyball?



Because he's a Chapman!








 
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 7:44:40 PM EDT
At least nobody here has a screen name of "ratchet"
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he coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone
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