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Posted: 7/25/2013 10:20:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 10:24:42 AM EST by Zhukov]
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:21:17 AM EST
Doooo Eeeeet!
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:22:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 10:23:48 AM EST by Zhukov]
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:22:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 10:22:54 AM EST by FuriousYachtsman]
IBTL

In Before The Link




Damnit, 15 seconds
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:22:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
I thought it'd be fun to post a totally whacko news story from those nutjobs once a day to delight and amuse the masses. There really is so much comedic material here it's worth exploiting. Of course, news are pretty slow right now in regards to North Korea. Screw CoC #10 because, well, they're communists and what are they going to do? Threaten Arfcom with nukes?
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What if Site Staff notices...oh wait.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:23:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 10:25:18 AM EST by mcnielsen]
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:24:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 10:25:12 AM EST by Zcwilkins]
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Originally Posted By Zhukov:
*SNIP*
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Nice, the bulk of the article has nothing to do with the subject of the article. Must be consultants from AP over there helping them.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:24:46 AM EST
The big problem with Texas is there is no snow for me to eat here.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:25:09 AM EST
Yeah, I always love hitting up KCNA when I need a giggle or two.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:25:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Meanwhile in N. Korea....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=096hnKDw5tc
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Look!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!?
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:30:09 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:32:10 AM EST
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Originally Posted By chaas67:


Look!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!?
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Originally Posted By chaas67:
Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Meanwhile in N. Korea....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=096hnKDw5tc


Look!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!?


No bird! We eat bird Tuesday!
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:32:49 AM EST
The North Korean news agency used to be a lot more funny. About 10 years ago there were always a bunch of stories of Kim Jong Il climbing mountains to meet with female soldiers who would swoon over his good looks. Now, they only produce the rare piece of really good propaganda that makes me laugh.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:35:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:36:15 AM EST
No snow coffee. Terribly disappointed.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:40:51 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:43:40 AM EST
In on one.

NK threads are best threads!
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:44:10 AM EST
Does anyone know of any good grass or bark recipes?
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:51:46 AM EST
http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

More Corruption, Irregularities by Family of Chun Doo Hwan Disclosed



Pyongyang, July 24 (KCNA) -- More corruption and irregularities committed by family members of traitor, military dictator and fascist man-killer Chun Doo Hwan have been disclosed, according to the south Korean paper Hangyore on Monday.

His wife Lee Sun Ja has deposited a colossal amount of money in secrecy at a bank branch in Taehyon-dong, Seoul since November last year to live a life of luxury with the income from monthly interests amounting to tens of millions of won.


Chun has refused to accept the demand of people from all social strata to have the property he got through corruption and irregularities during the tenure of his office recollected, claiming that he has just a little property.


However, the fact went public that his eldest son set up a bogus company abroad and has operated it for six years. The illegal actions of his wife were revealed this time, giving the lie to his claim.



Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:10:36 AM EST
".......... the poor, the cold, the lonely, the homosexual ........................"


Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:16:28 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Zhukov:

Pyongyang, July 24 (KCNA) -- The Socialist Freedom Party of Egypt released a statement calling for the disbandment of the "UN Command" on July 18.
Noting the immediate dismantlement of the command is a touchstone showing the authority and fairness of the United Nations, the statement said:


The DPRK is a peace-loving country which has positively contributed to protecting peace and security in Asia and other parts of the world as a full-fledged member state of the UN.

The situation clearly shows the illegality of the command which has abused the name and flag of the UN though it is indifferent to the latter, and the necessity of its dismantlement.

The Socialist Freedom Party of Egypt calls on the peace-loving people in the world to have a correct understanding of the command and extend support and solidarity to the friendly Korean people in their efforts to protect the country's sovereignty.

The DPRK has never invaded other country but has protected peace and security on the Korean Peninsula and other parts of the world.

It is just the U.S. which is falsifying the situation and escalating tension.

The UN Security Council's provocative "resolution on sanctions" against the DPRK is a violation of international law and the height of double-standards.

We are convinced that the Korean people rallied close around the dear respected Marshal Kim Jong Un will foil the U.S. moves to dominate the whole Korean Peninsula and firmly defend the country's dignity.

The U.S. and its allies should get their hands off Korea if they do not want to meet death in the flames ignited by them.


It was a REALLY slow day. They're all busy celebrating their "victory" over the US in the Korean war right now.
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Originally Posted By Zhukov:

Disbandment of "UN Command" Urged by Egyptian Political Party

Pyongyang, July 24 (KCNA) -- The Socialist Freedom Party of Egypt released a statement calling for the disbandment of the "UN Command" on July 18.
Noting the immediate dismantlement of the command is a touchstone showing the authority and fairness of the United Nations, the statement said:


The DPRK is a peace-loving country which has positively contributed to protecting peace and security in Asia and other parts of the world as a full-fledged member state of the UN.

The situation clearly shows the illegality of the command which has abused the name and flag of the UN though it is indifferent to the latter, and the necessity of its dismantlement.

The Socialist Freedom Party of Egypt calls on the peace-loving people in the world to have a correct understanding of the command and extend support and solidarity to the friendly Korean people in their efforts to protect the country's sovereignty.

The DPRK has never invaded other country but has protected peace and security on the Korean Peninsula and other parts of the world.

It is just the U.S. which is falsifying the situation and escalating tension.

The UN Security Council's provocative "resolution on sanctions" against the DPRK is a violation of international law and the height of double-standards.

We are convinced that the Korean people rallied close around the dear respected Marshal Kim Jong Un will foil the U.S. moves to dominate the whole Korean Peninsula and firmly defend the country's dignity.

The U.S. and its allies should get their hands off Korea if they do not want to meet death in the flames ignited by them.


It was a REALLY slow day. They're all busy celebrating their "victory" over the US in the Korean war right now.



How in the blue fuck do they explain the 38th parallel then?
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:17:51 AM EST
Hold on I am launching a Nuke at Z's home as we speak.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:20:37 AM EST
They'll eat the birds on Tuesday.
Somebody leak to those Koreans a picture of a Gundam and label it top secret weapon....
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:24:00 AM EST
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Originally Posted By oldschool63:
http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

More Corruption, Irregularities by Family of Chun Doo Hwan Disclosed



Pyongyang, July 24 (KCNA) -- More corruption and irregularities committed by family members of traitor, military dictator and fascist man-killer Chun Doo Hwan have been disclosed, according to the south Korean paper Hangyore on Monday.

His wife Lee Sun Ja has deposited a colossal amount of money in secrecy at a bank branch in Taehyon-dong, Seoul since November last year to live a life of luxury with the income from monthly interests amounting to tens of millions of won.


Chun has refused to accept the demand of people from all social strata to have the property he got through corruption and irregularities during the tenure of his office recollected, claiming that he has just a little property.


However, the fact went public that his eldest son set up a bogus company abroad and has operated it for six years. The illegal actions of his wife were revealed this time, giving the lie to his claim.



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"man-killer" is pretty awesome.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:24:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 11:25:09 AM EST by Ir0nbunny]
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Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Meanwhile in N. Korea....




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FIFY
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:24:52 AM EST
Next up cannon ball competition.

Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:26:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:27:48 AM EST
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Originally Posted By governmentman:


No bird! We eat bird Tuesday!
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Originally Posted By governmentman:
Originally Posted By chaas67:
Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Meanwhile in N. Korea....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=096hnKDw5tc


Look!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!?


No bird! We eat bird Tuesday!



No snow for coffee.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:28:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 11:29:12 AM EST by DMWalking]
http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

Bad link....oh well
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:35:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:38:06 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Zhukov:



One of the funniest videos ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VgW8lyCkaU
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Originally Posted By Zhukov:
Originally Posted By chaas67:

Look!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!?



One of the funniest videos ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VgW8lyCkaU


Is the really propaganda from the Norks?
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:40:30 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Ir0nbunny:



FIFY
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Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Meanwhile in N. Korea....

http://youtu.be/096hnKDw5tc





FIFY


TY!
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:43:11 AM EST
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Originally Posted By NotAFudd:
Next up cannon ball competition.

http://i.imgur.com/1iL4C.jpg
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I can't tell if Phat Ho is sitting or standing .
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:49:12 AM EST
Did they ever invade the ROK?

I thought maybe I missed it


Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:50:59 AM EST
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Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:


http://i40.tinypic.com/2dahhzs.gif
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Originally Posted By ToroAzul:
In on one.

NK threads are best threads!


http://i40.tinypic.com/2dahhzs.gif


I can find no fault with this. Adam is best Bardwin.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:51:58 AM EST
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Originally Posted By NotAFudd:
Next up cannon ball competition.

http://i.imgur.com/1iL4C.jpg
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I assume they intentionally fattened up that guy for propaganda purposes.

"We are not starving! Look at this proud obese man of the fatherland!"
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:53:34 AM EST
You could probably cut and paste articles out of the English language Pyongyang paper, find/replace Kim Eun with Obama, and get your letter to the editor posted in most liberal newspapers here.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:55:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 12:00:30 PM EST by Zhukov]
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