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Posted: 4/30/2015 5:28:37 PM EDT

I have several....   Here's just one...  

"Now get in line...  Before I kick you so hard, you'd be wearing your ass for a hat." - The Outlaw Josey Wales
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"So, how often do you guys go off on a bender like this?"  ...  "Bender? This isn't a bender. This is Night time........."
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There was a time when reading wasn't just for fags. And neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories, that made you care about whose ass it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!



Or


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"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart.....YOU BROKE MY HEART."
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The big blue, what's it like?



Uhm big....and blue.


I knew it.
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Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head
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" Scuse me while I whip this out "!

" Where are the white women "?
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You got three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid look and grin off your face, OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!
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"Excuse me...bear fucker, do you need assistance?"
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When you have to choot, CHOOT, don't talk.
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"Woah, woah, woah, nice shootin' Tex!" - Billl Murray - Ghostbusters
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The Moors...
They did SO much fucking, that they changed the Sicilian bloodline FREVER....















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Your an eggplant..






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Because overkill is underrated.

Badges? we don't need no stinkin badges!

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"We lost the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps."

Or

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!"
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Out here, justice is a bullet.
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But I poop from there.

Not  today.
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Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.

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Shut the FUCK up Donnie
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First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
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What's this from????
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:50:01 PM EDT
Something like.......God!! Why did you put some many assholes on the planet at one time!!     The Great Santini
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I've been to a World's Fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard come over a set of headphones.
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Nothing like a good piece of hickory.
One of Many from Clint.
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"Shut your face Hippy" - Heartbreak Ridge
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What's this from????
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Originally Posted By ARBarsh:
"Excuse me...bear fucker, do you need assistance?"


What's this from????


I believe that would be Super Troopers.
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"Excuse me...bear fucker, do you need assistance?"


What's this from????


Super Troopers
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"Been nigh on a year since I had anything twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries..."
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"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom." - Wild Hogs

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All good ones so far!!!   Another one of my favorites....  

Railroad Worker:  "Bart!!  They said you was hung!!

Sheriff Bart:  "And they were RIGHT!!!"
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"I could stand to hear a little more...."
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"Have you ever seen a monk get wildly fucked by two teenage girls?"
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"Excuse me...bear fucker, do you need assistance?"


What's this from????

Super Troopers
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"Speed, you got a real unfortunate way of puttin things" -Hard Times.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
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"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?"
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I've… seen things you people wouldn't believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like tears… in… rain. Time… to die…
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[Last Edit: 4/30/2015 6:03:49 PM EDT by JamesP81]
I've got many.  This isn't all of them, but some of my more memorable ones:

"Deserves got nothing to do with it" --Unforgiven

"You sir, are a cowardly son of a bitch.  You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well, he should've armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend" --Unforgiven

"At least we got time to bury them fellas."
"The hell with them fellas.  Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms." --The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Kind of liked her, but I guess it's always like that."
"Like what?"
"Whenever I get to liking someone, they ain't around long."
"I noticed that when you get disliking someone, they ain't around for long neither." --The Outlaw Josey Wales

"You a bounty hunter?"
"A man's gotta do something for a living these days."
"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."  --The Outlaw Josey Wales

"For Frodo" --Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

"Tonight, we remember those who have their blood to defend this country.  Hail, the victorious dead." --The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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"I know what let's do, Ike, let's have a spelling contest." (or similar words)
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I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they  gave me one.
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Tell'em I'm coming..... AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!

Just about anything from Field of Dreams
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Fuuucckkk Yooouuuu! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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-Kevin Bacon, Tremors

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What can I say Dino?  She likes Malakas.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:10:30 PM EDT
Fuck you, cock sucker!
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Originally Posted By JamesP81:
I've got many.  This isn't all of them, but some of my more memorable ones:

"Deserves got nothing to do with it" --Unforgiven

"You sir, are a cowardly son of a bitch.  You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well, he should've armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend" --Unforgiven

"At least we got time to bury them fellas."
"The hell with them fellas.  Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms." --The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Kind of liked her, but I guess it's always like that."
"Like what?"
"Whenever I get to liking someone, they ain't around long."
"I noticed that when you get disliking someone, they ain't around for long neither." --The Outlaw Josey Wales

"You a bounty hunter?"
"A man's gotta do something for a living these days."
"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."  --The Outlaw Josey Wales

"For Frodo" --Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

"Tonight, we remember those who have their blood to defend this country.  Hail, the victorious dead." --The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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The Outlaw Josey Wales is on AMC right now
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"If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind him and shoot him in the head."
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"Whaddya mean I'm funny? Funny how?"
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"Do you mind if I smoke while you're eating?"   [from Deep Throat]

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
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Smokey and the bandit
Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.
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