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Posted: 8/23/2017 11:51:00 PM EST
A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.
The high rejection rate has triggered concerns that there are not enough youths in good physical condition to fill the ranks of the Chinese army.
A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.

Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests'

But then this is posted on the Chinese state-run military newspaper.
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:51:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/23/2017 11:51:58 PM EST by Undefined]
What are their username(s)?
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:52:24 PM EST
"testicular veins"

Can confirm.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:56:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By natew73:
A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.
The high rejection rate has triggered concerns that there are not enough youths in good physical condition to fill the ranks of the Chinese army.
A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.

Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests'
But then this is posted on the Chinese state-run military newspaper.
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Not a fan of Communist China but I do agree with this hetero-normative statement...
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"A war zone does not need weak 'pretty boys'. Only strong young men can shoulder the responsibility of protecting the nation," said netizen Xu Xuewei in an online comment....
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:59:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:01:29 AM EST
Dim sum big veins
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:02:07 AM EST
WTF...LOL
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:04:23 AM EST
Something something have they been Turning Japanese?



Too much Wang Chung Tonight?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:04:28 AM EST
How much of a military would we have if you got rejected if you masturbated too much and had strong testicular vains?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:07:39 AM EST
General tso must be pissed everyone isn't passing their pt tests...
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:12:10 AM EST
50 years of a one child per couple policy resulted in aborting girl babies in favor of boy babies. This has left a very uneven male to female ratio in China. If 'em fatboys  ain't jackin' it, them four legged wooly girls are gonna get mighty sore. I suspect that General Chinaman would rather have dick jackers than Panda pumpers in his Army.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:12:18 AM EST
Well, I'm more than willing to put some of those unused '56's to good use!
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:20:23 AM EST
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Originally Posted By jjcrt263b:
General tso must be pissed everyone isn't passing their pt tests...
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General Tso's Choked Chicken?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:22:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/24/2017 12:22:34 AM EST by MNSwede]
I've seen some pretty husky dudes in the PLA in photos and videos online

But they may have been officers, they have no standards for officers
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:23:35 AM EST
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Originally Posted By uglygun:


General Tso's Choked Chicken?
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Chickita china the Chinese chicken.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:37:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By jjcrt263b:
Chickita china the Chinese chicken.
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Originally Posted By jjcrt263b:
Originally Posted By uglygun:


General Tso's Choked Chicken?
Chickita china the Chinese chicken.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:45:38 AM EST
How--and why--do they measure testicular veins? Why do the seem to care so much about how much their young men masturbate? I think that says a lot about their culture.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:58:56 AM EST
I guess they don't FAP around when it comes to selecting recruits!
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 2:47:05 AM EST
We could send them a bunch of Trannys...
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:06:01 AM EST
Confucius say beware man with large veins on scrotum. He pleasures himself at the expense of his nation.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:11:54 AM EST
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Chickita china the Chinese chicken.
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You jerk your drumstick now the army's bitching!
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:19:02 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Toddrick:
How--and why--do they measure testicular veins? Why do the seem to care so much about how much their young men masturbate? I think that says a lot about their culture.
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They may be referring to varicocele condition. Go ahead, search that shit.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:22:36 AM EST
Wait, so abnormally large veins. So my doctor can tell if I....
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:22:40 AM EST
It amazes me that masturbation is part of an army fitness test.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:22:48 AM EST
'Murican psyops was successful?
Export porn, fastfood, videogames and watch your up and coming enemy jack itself off into oblivion.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:23:16 AM EST
Is that what the "oldest man on earth" is looking for at MEPS?   
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:28:01 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Pike:
Confucius say beware man with large veins on scrotum. He pleasures himself the expense of his nation.
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Man wit too much large testicol vein feel ballsy all day rong.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:46:49 AM EST
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Originally Posted By David0858:
How much of a military would we have if you got rejected if you masturbated too much and had strong testicular vains?
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no more usmc
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:47:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/24/2017 3:47:54 AM EST by RogueSpear2023]
This is what happens when you have a one child policy and only that man can inherit property, lots of women get downed in the river, or thrown off a cliff, China has fucked themselves some literally.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:52:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Spiphel:
'Murican psyops was successful?
Export porn, fastfood, videogames and watch your up and coming enemy jack itself off into oblivion.
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Added to that the Chiese banned the one activity that would have had them running around outside and getting them some experience with tactics/cover etc. -> Airsoft(*)








(*) I know arfcom hates Airsoft but over herre it gets young people into guns etc.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:54:34 AM EST
Woah, reminds me of me in my yute
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:55:24 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Tyrendeth:
You jerk your drumstick now the army's bitching!
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Originally Posted By Tyrendeth:
Originally Posted By jjcrt263b:


Chickita china the Chinese chicken.
You jerk your drumstick now the army's bitching!
Watching spankbang with no lights on.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:55:32 AM EST
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Originally Posted By iggy1337:
Added to that the Chiese banned the one activity that would have had them running around outside and getting them some experience with tactics/cover etc. -> Airsoft(*)








(*) I know arfcom hates Airsoft but over herre it gets young people into guns etc.
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Originally Posted By iggy1337:
Originally Posted By Spiphel:
'Murican psyops was successful?
Export porn, fastfood, videogames and watch your up and coming enemy jack itself off into oblivion.
Added to that the Chiese banned the one activity that would have had them running around outside and getting them some experience with tactics/cover etc. -> Airsoft(*)








(*) I know arfcom hates Airsoft but over herre it gets young people into guns etc.
If would be bad enough if China banned Airsoft.   Life in prison for Airsoft guns? Really?

Personally I won't knock anything that gets people outside and exercising.   Bonus points if it gets them into firearms. 
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:17:25 AM EST
Testicular veins aside, we're pretty much in the same situation.

Americans ages 18-24 have one or more of the following disqualifications for service:

Too fat
Drug charges
Can't pass the ASVAB
Take psych meds
Random medical issues
Single parents
GED without 15 college credits
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:25:00 AM EST
Jerking off makes your ball veins grow?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 7:21:29 AM EST
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Masturbating causes excessively large testicular veins? If that were the case mine would have been the size of my forearms.

I do have poor eye sight so that wive's tale is true.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:22:43 AM EST
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Originally Posted By David0858:
How much of a military would we have if you got rejected if you masturbated too much and had strong testicular vains?
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There'd be like 3 people in the USMC!
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:24:21 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:24:44 AM EST
Just trying to be moar like Americans
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:25:20 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:26:44 AM EST
Ho lee fuk
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:27:19 AM EST
Off to Google pics of testicular veins to know whether I masturbate too much.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:28:00 AM EST
see... they just keep catching up to the US
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:28:53 AM EST
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Originally Posted By swede1986:
Off to Google pics of testicular veins to know whether I masturbate too much.
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You're an ARFCOMer. I wager that you do.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:29:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
You're an ARFCOMer. I wager that you do.
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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Originally Posted By swede1986:
Off to Google pics of testicular veins to know whether I masturbate too much.
You're an ARFCOMer. I wager that you do.
I'm typing this reply with my left hand.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:30:47 AM EST
If a firm can't find labor (and governments offer the military training as well, so no excuses there), it isn't paying enough. Displacing blame is stupid.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:31:47 AM EST
Whatever happened to hairy palms?

And were they blind the whole time?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:37:52 AM EST
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Originally Posted By FrankDrebin:
Masturbating causes excessively large testicular veins? If that were the case mine would have been the size of my forearms.

I do have poor eye sight so that wive's tale is true.
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From the article: It also reduced eyesight requirements. Nearly 70 percent of high school and university students in China are nearsighted, according to Peking University.who'd a thunk it.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:41:30 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Shasta_Doug:
Ho lee fuk
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Wak Keng Oph took his place.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:41:42 AM EST
Whats worse, meat gazer, or vein checker?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 10:43:01 AM EST
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