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Posted: 10/31/2006 4:01:24 AM EST
You're too old to "Trick or Treat" when  people say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" .......and you're not wearing a mask.

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Link Posted: 10/31/2006 4:07:23 AM EST
[#1]
you graduate grade school...
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 4:12:53 AM EST
[#2]
You get pissed off when you get candy instead of beer.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 4:57:40 AM EST
[#3]
A Garand is part of your costume.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:23:07 AM EST
[#4]
Your bunny suit is 3X Large.


When someone asks; "Are you a trick-or-treater or a strip-o-gram ?"

Parents of teenage girls will know what I mean.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 1:52:25 AM EST
[#5]
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3.You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
1. You keep having to go home to potty

http://www.amazingjokes.com.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 2:22:50 AM EST
[#6]
Your wife tells you, your balls are hanging out of your ballarina costume
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 2:41:10 AM EST
[#7]

Quoted:
you graduate grade school...


+1

If you are in High School and you trick or treat, you are a loser with no friends and nothing to do.

As an adult if you trick or treat you, are a pervert.

Link Posted: 11/1/2006 2:42:18 AM EST
[#8]
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 2:45:45 AM EST
[#9]
... Girls that dressed up like little hookers - weren't dressing up
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 3:31:40 AM EST
[#10]
You're too cheap to buy candy so you're thinking about pulling out a set of cammies and your PVS-14.
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