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Posted: 5/3/2009 8:35:13 AM EDT







 




 
 
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:37:51 AM EDT
[#1]
And all this time I thought it just came natural.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:38:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:39:01 AM EDT
[#3]
That was natures way of preventing those two from ever having kids.  It's called natural selection.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:45:37 AM EDT
[#4]
Really?   Oh, god that's funny.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:53:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:55:26 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
That was natures way of preventing those two from ever having kids.  It's called natural selection.


Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:55:51 AM EDT
[#7]
Amazing.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:58:01 AM EDT
[#8]
Um.

I would hope her thighs weren't as moist/wet as her vagina would be.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:00:24 AM EDT
[#9]
Someone buy that man a bag of flower.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:04:54 AM EDT
[#10]


How can someone 2 people be that ignorant
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:05:05 AM EDT
[#11]
Natural selection.... almost...
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:06:31 AM EDT
[#12]
Wow, the Press Enterprise made it all the way to Texas.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:15:54 AM EDT
[#13]
Here is one reason to not get married a virgin.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:29:57 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:33:39 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:


ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:40:23 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
That was natures way of preventing those two from ever having kids.  It's called natural selection.


Yep, Dr. screwed the pooch on that one by straightening those retards out.

Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:45:43 AM EDT
[#17]
Gottddammnnn!!!



Nothing like a couple virgins gettin' it on...



BTW: How did the Dr. find out? How do you figure that kind of shit out?

"Are you sure that you are putting your penis in her vagina?"

"Are you sure that he is putting his penis in your vagina?"









out of





Link Posted: 5/3/2009 10:00:56 AM EDT
[#18]


AP
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 10:02:12 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
That was natures way of preventing those two from ever having kids.  It's called natural selection.


Yep, Dr. screwed the pooch on that one by straightening those retards out.





No kidding

He should have gave the gal some sugar pills, put them on some made up bullshit schedule and done the world a solid.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 10:02:44 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Someone buy that man a bag of flower.


I think you're doing it wrong also.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 10:05:17 AM EDT
[#21]
Great, he help them have offspring. The world might of been better off if he hadn't helped them.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 10:05:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:04:26 PM EDT
[#23]
And we wonder how anybody could have voted for Obama? There are two votes right there. Can you imagine this poor guy wondering why in the heck he even got married?  "It just isn't all that good Doc!"  He is probably a foot taller now and does not button his top two buttons on his dress shirts.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:06:31 PM EDT
[#24]


This is a normal street whore trick.... the call it scooching.

Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:12:08 PM EDT
[#25]
What's really funny is that NEITHER of them realized it.  I mean, one person thinking that is bad enough.  But how did TWO people like that ever happen to find each other?  The odds are astronomically low!
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:20:58 PM EDT
[#26]
And people say porn has no educational value..
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:56:40 PM EDT
[#27]
I had to read that 3 times. I thought they were having ANAL sex and didn't know it.


Guess it might as well have been the same thing..
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:58:26 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Um.

I would hope her thighs weren't as moist/wet as her vagina would be.




I'm guessing she was a "full figured" woman..
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:58:42 PM EDT
[#29]
WTF hmmm
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 5:03:57 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Here is one reason to not get married a virgin.




Wow, that is just fucking sad and retarded.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 5:30:20 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:


This is a normal street whore trick.... the call it scooching.



Sooooo....one or both "mom's" tricked thier kids?  


Link Posted: 5/3/2009 5:33:06 PM EDT
[#32]
You know, up until now I thought that knowing how to fuck properly was just one of those things that guys were born with.

But this article proves me wrong I guess.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 6:05:30 PM EDT
[#33]
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