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Posted: 5/3/2009 8:35:13 AM EDT







 




 
 
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:37:51 AM EDT
And all this time I thought it just came natural.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:38:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:39:01 AM EDT
That was natures way of preventing those two from ever having kids.  It's called natural selection.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:45:37 AM EDT
Really?   Oh, god that's funny.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:53:53 AM EDT


Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:55:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CTbuilder1:
That was natures way of preventing those two from ever having kids.  It's called natural selection.


Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:55:51 AM EDT
Amazing.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 8:58:01 AM EDT
Um.

I would hope her thighs weren't as moist/wet as her vagina would be.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:00:24 AM EDT
Someone buy that man a bag of flower.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:04:54 AM EDT


How can someone 2 people be that ignorant
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:05:05 AM EDT
Natural selection.... almost...
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:06:31 AM EDT
Wow, the Press Enterprise made it all the way to Texas.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:15:54 AM EDT
Here is one reason to not get married a virgin.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:29:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:33:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bm3:


ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:40:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CTbuilder1:
That was natures way of preventing those two from ever having kids.  It's called natural selection.


Yep, Dr. screwed the pooch on that one by straightening those retards out.

Link Posted: 5/3/2009 9:45:43 AM EDT
Gottddammnnn!!!



Nothing like a couple virgins gettin' it on...



BTW: How did the Dr. find out? How do you figure that kind of shit out?

"Are you sure that you are putting your penis in her vagina?"

"Are you sure that he is putting his penis in your vagina?"









out of





Link Posted: 5/3/2009 10:00:56 AM EDT


AP
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 10:02:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dmstr02:
Originally Posted By CTbuilder1:
That was natures way of preventing those two from ever having kids.  It's called natural selection.


Yep, Dr. screwed the pooch on that one by straightening those retards out.





No kidding

He should have gave the gal some sugar pills, put them on some made up bullshit schedule and done the world a solid.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 10:02:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2009 10:03:05 AM EDT by southeast_scrounger]
Originally Posted By FMJshooter:
Someone buy that man a bag of flower.


I think you're doing it wrong also.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 10:05:17 AM EDT
Great, he help them have offspring. The world might of been better off if he hadn't helped them.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 10:05:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:04:26 PM EDT
And we wonder how anybody could have voted for Obama? There are two votes right there. Can you imagine this poor guy wondering why in the heck he even got married?  "It just isn't all that good Doc!"  He is probably a foot taller now and does not button his top two buttons on his dress shirts.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:06:31 PM EDT


This is a normal street whore trick.... the call it scooching.

Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:12:08 PM EDT
What's really funny is that NEITHER of them realized it.  I mean, one person thinking that is bad enough.  But how did TWO people like that ever happen to find each other?  The odds are astronomically low!
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:20:58 PM EDT
And people say porn has no educational value..
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:56:40 PM EDT
I had to read that 3 times. I thought they were having ANAL sex and didn't know it.


Guess it might as well have been the same thing..
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:58:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
Um.

I would hope her thighs weren't as moist/wet as her vagina would be.




I'm guessing she was a "full figured" woman..
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 4:58:42 PM EDT
WTF hmmm
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 5:03:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Magurgle:
Here is one reason to not get married a virgin.




Wow, that is just fucking sad and retarded.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 5:30:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RDP:


This is a normal street whore trick.... the call it scooching.



Sooooo....one or both "mom's" tricked thier kids?  


Link Posted: 5/3/2009 5:33:06 PM EDT
You know, up until now I thought that knowing how to fuck properly was just one of those things that guys were born with.

But this article proves me wrong I guess.
Link Posted: 5/3/2009 6:05:30 PM EDT
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