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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:32:28 AM EDT
you see their bathroom has all those fancy hand towels, decorative soap, potpourri.

Soap and towels look like they've never been used, even meant to be used.

You need to wash your hands? What do you do?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:33:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 9:34:12 AM EDT by macman37]
I wash my hands. If they didn't want that stuff out, then don't put it out!

edit: BONUS POINTS if you had a stomach ache and WRECKED the plumbing, and they're neat freaks.

You know they're going to be spending serious time scrubbing everything down in there.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:34:03 AM EDT
A towel is a towel and soap is soap unless otherwise briefed. Use.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:35:39 AM EDT
I always try to be on my best behavior when at friends houses.

Dry hands on jeans if their stuff is obviously decorative only.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:36:07 AM EDT
Dont use the foofoo soap, but the towels are fair game.

Kharn
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:36:18 AM EDT
I don't have friends with decorative towels and soaps...
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:36:59 AM EDT
pee in sink
leave




Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:37:17 AM EDT
I use them and dip their toothrbrushes into the toilet and look through their medicine cabinet.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:38:40 AM EDT
My wife puts fancy soaps and towels in our guest bathroom/toilet, they are for the use of our guests not just to look pretty.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:38:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VBC:
I use them and dip their toothrbrushes into the toilet and look through their medicine cabinet.


I thought I was the only one that did that!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:38:50 AM EDT
It depends. Is there another form of soap other than the decorative soap? If so then use that. If not then use the decorative soap. Same with the towel.

A good guest will not misuse his host's things, but a good host will provide a guest with essentials like soap and towels in the bathroom.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:40:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:41:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
It depends. Is there another form of soap other than the decorative soap? If so then use that. If not then use the decorative soap. Same with the towel.

A good guest will not misuse his host's things, but a good host will provide a guest with essentials like soap and towels in the bathroom.




ding ding ding.

if they dont wash their hands after doing biznass, then fuck it, youre foing!

there comes a degree of cleanliness with civility
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:42:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:43:44 AM EDT
Flush it all down the toilet till it backs up!

And then GTFO!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:49:52 AM EDT
Ask your friend for soap and towel. You wouldn't want them to do that in your house now would you?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:14:51 AM EDT
I only use the fancy towels if they're out of toilet paper.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:18:47 AM EDT
UPPERDECKING!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:19:32 AM EDT
I'm glad I grew up in a house that had stuff that you actually used, not for decoration.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:21:37 AM EDT
Wipe your dick on the face towel.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:22:00 AM EDT
i went up to OH a couple weeks back to visit my grandparents, hadn't seen them in about five years and as they are getting older figured i really needed to make an effort to get up there.

Well i have a great dane and he goes everywhere with me so he came along. He was a perfect angel on the trip, which is out of character. The last day we were there i caught him with one of those little decorative shell soaps in his mouth. I give it to grandma and she goes, "you know, your grandpa and i were wondering where all those were going. We figured you were just washing your hands a bunch." As it turns out he had eaten about six of them.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:23:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IshootARs:
pee in sink
leave






^^^ This!

Communal towels are super nasty! When at someone’s house if I have to go I do and then I walk straight into their kitchen wash up and dry my hands with a paper towel.
It may be untraditional but all guest baths should have some sort of paper towel available. (tp is not suitable)
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:26:28 AM EDT
I seem to worry more about our guest having shit on their hands after using the bathroom then whether or not our "good soap and towels" got use.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:29:00 AM EDT
Use it and flush the fancy soap down the crapper. Plausible deniability. "Soap? What soap? I didn't see any soap."
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:31:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:33:53 AM EDT
I will use the fancy stuff but I try to leave it just like I found it. No need in screwing up the placement or wrinkling up the towel so it hangs funny.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:39:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bob-nunya:

Originally Posted By IshootARs:
pee in sink
leave






^^^ This!

Communal towels are super nasty! When at someone’s house if I have to go I do and then I walk straight into their kitchen wash up and dry my hands with a paper towel.
It may be untraditional but all guest baths should have some sort of paper towel available. (tp is not suitable)


Paper towels sorta like at the local gas station, or convenience store? Maybe they should have a concrete floor with a drain in it to make it more like you're used to.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:42:51 AM EDT
I dry my hands on my pants.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:53:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
It depends. Is there another form of soap other than the decorative soap? If so then use that. If not then use the decorative soap. Same with the towel.

A good guest will not misuse his host's things, but a good host will provide a guest with essentials like soap and towels in the bathroom.


exactly

(note to steve, this is getting boring, all this agreeing exactly with what you post, please go back to posting some liberal stuff )


txl
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:06:14 AM EDT
Well I like to carve obscene hieroglyphs into the fancy soap, wipe my butt with the towels, and light a small aromatic fire in the potpourri but things might be different in your neck of the woods.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:10:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:14:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:15:40 AM EDT
Dale (while Hank is staying at his house): Hank, did you use those towels hanging in the bathroom? Those towels were for decoration only. Now they're ruined.
Hank: Dale, those were paper towels
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:28:54 AM EDT
No hand washing for me, I just go straight for the chips and dip.
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