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4/1/2020 6:58:51 AM
Posted: 1/13/2005 7:50:47 AM EDT
You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen,start yourengines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:51:46 AM EDT
Pretty good.  I haven't heard alot of those.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:53:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By drfcolt:
You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen,start yourengines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.



Those are good  My favorite is #3
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:16:03 AM EDT

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."


Does hospitalization count?


13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.


We keep the meat from every hunting trip in a freezer on the back patio, right next to the table saw, norditrack, and work bench.

Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:17:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By drfcolt:
You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your pregnant 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.




Made it worse!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:18:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."


Does hospitalization count?


13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.


We keep the meat from every hunting trip in a freezer on the back patio, right next to the table saw, norditrack, and work bench.





Well, bud, I think you've answered your own question!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:23:20 AM EDT
2,4,5,10 and 17.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:25:09 AM EDT


Fits here!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:29:07 AM EDT
You find out you are going to be a daddy again when your wife says, "Pour me a double hon, I'm drinking for two."
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:30:24 AM EDT
thats great
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:31:17 AM EDT
That hurts. It really hurts.


Still funny though!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:36:41 AM EDT
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen,start yourengines."

You mean it ain't?
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