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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:05:12 AM EDT

There you are watching TV and all of your numbers come up. You are now a rich man.

Now what do you do?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:07:15 AM EDT
Call a tax attorney.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:07:33 AM EDT
Pack up the kids, dump the wife and head to Montanna
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:08:04 AM EDT
All togather now:

"Two Chicks At A Time"
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:08:10 AM EDT
class three state, class 3 weapons.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:08:49 AM EDT
hookers and blow-
no I would get my bills paid. Buy a house. a fast ass car(cant decide right now maybe a lingenwhatever corvette or a hennessey viper) a ring for my girl, ad a few firearms to my collection all my direct family would be set up to retire, and then invest the rest.  I would also donate some to cancer research or something of that sort.  
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:12:55 AM EDT
1. Eat three cans of corn and a few handfuls of peanuts.

2. Go to work the next day, dump a dookie on the boss's desk.

3. Call an attorney.

4. Pay off everything I owe, put enough into a low risk investment so that I will never have to work again from the interest paid on that, and invest the rest in riskier, lucrative investments.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:13:24 AM EDT

Quoted:
Pack up the kids, dump the wife and head to Montanna



Along those lines except pick up my girlfriend and my closest friends and buy those 9000 acres in Montana I saw for sale for 4,250,000

Oh lots of guns, lots of them. And ammo, ammo, ammo.....
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:14:50 AM EDT
Pay bills
Consult an attorney
Start buying land to build the firearms school I want to start up.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:16:56 AM EDT
M249 and a mile long belt    
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:18:19 AM EDT
Order one of these in woodland marpat.

http://www.gpv.com/pictures/SOV/Pages/56.htm
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:19:34 AM EDT
disappear
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:21:30 AM EDT

Quoted:
1. Eat three cans of corn and a few handfuls of peanuts.

2. Go to work the next day, dump a dookie on the boss's desk.


3. Call an attorney.

4. Pay off everything I owe, put enough into a low risk investment so that I will never have to work again from the interest paid on that, and invest the rest in riskier, lucrative investments.



Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:22:05 AM EDT
www.privateislandsonline.com/clovecay.htm#

Guns. Lots of guns.

Invest the rest and tell the world to kiss my arse...

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:23:44 AM EDT

Quoted:
disappear



+1

Only I'd be disappearing into the "Macman37 Remote Compound O' Fun"
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:25:17 AM EDT
Split it after taxes.

Keep half. Donate other half to getting unconstitutional gun laws repealed. '86, CGA 68, NFA, et al. Will it work? probably not. But it's a darn good start.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:27:28 AM EDT
Hire a secretary from a temp agency.  Her duty of the day would be to call my (former) place of employment and inform them that she is Mr. Winmag's personal secretary and is calling them to let them know he will not be coming in to work anymore.

Oh, and as far as taping what they say goes, I could care less.  I would be on the way to the airport thinking about warm beaches and tasty brews.  
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:27:36 AM EDT

Quoted:
disappear



Tempting.   It would give you the means to really do that.  Cash only....hmmmm.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:28:51 AM EDT
hire attorney and accountant.
give half after taxes away.
buy or start a buisness.
get to work providing quality products and services, provide jobs.
enjoy fruits of labor.
can't wait to get started.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:29:18 AM EDT
Get the brakes on my 92 Ford Explorer fixed???
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:31:27 AM EDT
200 million?  oh jeebuz, can't even think about that.  I'd get a ridiculously fast car.  I mean sick fast.  disgustingly fast.  Like not even pretend it can go under 55 fast.  Then I would just drive.  and drive and drive.  I love driving.  Probably something like the new shelby.  something crazy fast but not so 'pretty' I'd worry bout knocking it up or losing a quarter million when i do!  I'd get myself some land, not much, just enough for a NoVa range for the arfkom crew.  and thats it.  I'd still live where I do though, maybe upgrade to a house, but only within a mile or so (have to walk to synogogue!).  REst would go to some kinda foundation I'd start where the priniciple goes to my family, interest goes to charities.






Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:32:13 AM EDT
Pay off bills.

Buy enough land in AZ that I can shoot on my own property and build a house(not a mansion, just a normal size house, on the grid but still self-sufficient) with walk-in gun safe of course.

Probably buy a truck and another car, although I'd still drive the TDI most of the time I think.

Quit my job of course.

I'd at least pay my parents back for my college years, and start an education fund for my niece and nephew.

Take one trip to Alaska and one trip to Germany.

Invest the rest and live off the interest.

Oh, and probably buy an airplane and get my Private and Instrument ratings.  Airplane would maybe be hangared on my property, depending if I had a flat enough plat for a runway.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:33:14 AM EDT

Quoted:
Call a tax attorney.



+.9bar

get it all squared away, spil into the accounts needed, growth accounts, insured accounts, and a good hunk in a non-electronic comodity like gold.

Get the taxes calulated so you know how much you truly have to spend.

Then...
2 chick at the same time
Uzi
M-60
60" Plazma TV
House.
bla bla bla
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:35:11 AM EDT

1)  Not tell anyone.

2) Call tax attorney.

3) Pay of my bills and family's bills.

4) Private island

5)  Mansion, marina, big shooting range.

6) Lots of class III, or just regular MGs if my island is outside the US.

7)  High class hookers by the truckload.

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:36:13 AM EDT
call a bunch of tax lawyers, sell the ticket for one dollar to a new corporation based in a sate with no income tax that i am the sole proprieter off...

claim it privately, invest...
get laid alot
... take over world
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:37:07 AM EDT
Have my phone number changed, and take a looooooooooooooong trip.

AB
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:37:24 AM EDT
Call a great lawyer to net me the most dough.

Then pay off my parent's house.  Then buy a house for a friend of mine (has a kid... turned out not to be his but he works his ass of for her anyway).  Buy up ALL the property around my parent's house.

Then I'd begin the paperwork to become and type 2 FFL.  Have a storefront, hours, etc. as legally required.  THEN it is machinegun time!  Screw you and your $15k M16s and screw CT and their "no selective fire" nonesense.  I want me all the latest greatest toys.



After all that is done... I'd build a castle on my property, wear a full suit of armor and prance around the woods singing... with a machinegun.  Who are you to judge?  I'm rich!


- BG
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:39:28 AM EDT
I didn't win it, you can't prove I did, and whoever told you I did is a liar.

BTW:  Mind if I park my new boats in your driveway for a few days?  My yard is full.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:40:35 AM EDT
Take a trip to the Grand Cayman.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:47:01 AM EDT
I probably would not talk to you low-rent bastards anymore.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:01:13 AM EDT
1. tax attorney & accountant on retainer
2. pay off my bills and house
3. set up my immediate family and the guy who works for me to be very comfortable
4. build a new fire house for my vollie dept. and stock it with new equiptment
5. buy a large amount of secluded property some wooded, some grassland for my own private   hunting ground, and build the biggest damn log cabin you'll never see
6. finally build the chopper i've been saving for
7. My cigar collection would significantly improve in quality. no more JR Alts to anything.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:01:48 AM EDT
I'd buy a mile of Lake Huron of Lake Superior frontage put modest (3500-4000 sq. ft.) house on it with a big pole barn for all the projects I've always wanted to do.  (Wooden sailboat, kit plane, etc.)  It would have a 1000 yard range that would double as my private airstrip.  I would go fishing in Canada in the summer, hunting in Alaska in the fall, and shoot machinguns in the desert of AZ in the winter.  Oh yeah...  I'd hire beautiful native girls (over 18) to wash the royal unit .

ETA:  I'd set up my family and friends to be debt free and have something for retirement and a little fun.  And of course they would join me for adventure around the world.

Better win $400 million.

Kent
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:07:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:11:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:12:16 AM EDT
I already told my wife that if we win a big lottery, I am going to fulfill a childhood dream:

You know how they always interview the winner on local TV and they ask what the winners are going to do with the money?  Invariably they say something stupid like, "Oh, I guess I'll keep working as a janitor at McDonalds. It won't change me."

Not me.  Ever since I was 8, I wanted to say, "With all that money, I'm going to buy a new ass. Mine's got a crack in it."

Wife: "You will not say that."
Me: "Odds aside, I most certainly will."


Watch for me.


Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:13:45 AM EDT
real estate development. shooting and survival based planned community. lots of corporation owned class three items.

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:14:58 AM EDT
1) Call tax attorney
2) Call accountant

3) Buy a bug chunk of land in the rich part of town and build an exact 1:1 replica of the White House. Buy a decommed 747 and paint it to look like AF1 and call it Air Force E (First letter of my name)

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:16:01 AM EDT

Quoted:
I already told my wife that if we win a big lottery, I am going to fulfill a childhood dream:

You know how they always interview the winner on local TV and they ask what the winners are going to do with the money?  Invariably they say something stupid like, "Oh, I guess I'll keep working as a janitor at McDonalds. It won't change me."

Not me.  Ever since I was 8, I wanted to say, "With all that money, I'm going to buy a new ass. Mine's got a crack in it."

Wife: "You will not say that."
Me: "Odds aside, I most certainly will."


Watch for me.





LoL



I would quit my job in a heartbeart . . .
call a good lwayer

I would only "blow" Through about 10 million or so - I would give atleast 10 mil to my family - 1 mill to my closest friend

I would set back atleast 50 to 100 million (live off the interest)

GUNS GUNS GUNS
CARS CARS CARS
And a BIG ASSSSSS home theater system - HELL YEAH -

New house - I would get my Fiance' anything she wanted . . .

Start making babies i guess . . .

who knows
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:18:38 AM EDT
$150mil in the money market and live off the interest.
$50mil to the NRA for the express purpose of getting the '86 MG ban overturned.

Kharn
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:19:04 AM EDT

Quoted:
Free Canada from it's oppressive socialist overlords and declare it "Arfkanada."



+1
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:19:14 AM EDT

Quoted:
Free Canada from it's oppressive socialist overlords and declare it "Arfkanada."

Thats the funniest one I've seen yet.



I'd get a tax attorney.  Open mucho bank accounts spreading the money out. Then go right on ahead with my plans for my life now.  A new truck, and a lot of time, hunting, fishing, camping, f$%king, blowing shit up, and shooting random moving things in the couple of hundred acres I buy out west of here.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:20:45 AM EDT

Quoted:
Free Canada from it's oppressive socialist overlords and declare it "Arfkanada."


200 mil wont buy Canada. You might be able to buy a small town in the South like Kim Bassinger did years ago.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:22:10 AM EDT

Quoted:
Now what do you do?



Whatever the fuck I want...

But, first I'm calling my FinAdvisor and a lawyer... Then, after I take the lump sum, put it where my F/A says. I'm putting 100k in my checking account and I am going to disappear for 6mo and I'm not telling anyone where I am.
I will stay in contact via e-mail... Phone, but I will quickly leave where I am after the call. I don't want people bugging me for money.  
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:22:19 AM EDT
Probably have a heart attack and die before I could tell anyone.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:22:56 AM EDT



i'd stop worrying.


Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:25:04 AM EDT
Oh yea... I'd take a million of it and make people do really fucked up shit for money. I mean really, really depraved stuff.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:25:11 AM EDT
I guess I will get moved from the "crazy" list to the "eccentric" list.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:40:15 AM EDT

Quoted:

Quoted:
Free Canada from it's oppressive socialist overlords and declare it "Arfkanada."


200 mil wont buy Canada. You might be able to buy a small town in the South like Kim Bassinger did years ago.



Sure it will!!  You forgot the exchange rate.  That's like eleventy billion up there.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:44:30 AM EDT

Quoted:
Call a great lawyer to net me the most dough.

Then pay off my parent's house.  Then buy a house for a friend of mine (has a kid... turned out not to be his but he works his ass of for her anyway).  Buy up ALL the property around my parent's house.

Then I'd begin the paperwork to become and type 2 FFL.  Have a storefront, hours, etc. as legally required.  THEN it is machinegun time!  Screw you and your $15k M16s and screw CT and their "no selective fire" nonesense.  I want me all the latest greatest toys.



After all that is done... I'd build a castle on my property, wear a full suit of armor and prance around the woods singing... with a machinegun.  Who are you to judge?  I'm rich!


- BG


which proves that if you have enought money, you are no longer crazy, but rather eccentric.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:44:32 AM EDT
buy a new truck, house, motorcycles, guns, lots of property, an RV, and everything else i have always wanted.  give some to parents, sister.  invest the rest.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:45:17 AM EDT
I'd buy ARFCOM just so I could BAN whomever I choose!






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