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Posted: 10/11/2004 6:03:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 6:06:43 PM EST by rasanders22]
A giant t-rex drinking out of your pool. So you decide to protect your family. What gun would you use. The rules are it has to be one that you currently own, in your posession in your house. None of you military guys can say you want to use your tanks or m2hb's...

I would have to grab my m16a1 with all the ammo and magazines I could find and start shooting it in the neck with ss109 rounds.

ETA: oh yeah I forgot to add I watched Jurrasic Park 2 last night
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:03:55 PM EST
Shoot the eyes, then the nose.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:04:14 PM EST
12 gauge with slugs.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:06:31 PM EST
... Why in hell anyone would want to kill a perfect specimen like that is beyond me
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:06:40 PM EST
8mm Mauser, because it has the best chance of what I own at penetrating its skull. I would shoot it in the eyeball. Most likely the round will travel through into his brain and put him down. It should have no problem. Hell, my uncle killed an elephant with an M-16... no lie.

Afterwards, I would have an eighteen wheeler brought in to haul him to the taxidermist.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:07:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
8mm Mauser, because it has the best chance of what I own at penetrating its skull. I would shoot it in the eyeball. Most likely the round will travel through into his brain and put him down. It should have no problem. Hell, my uncle killed an elephant with an M-16... no lie.

Afterwards, I would have an eighteen wheeler brought in to haul him to the taxidermist.



How about the Butcher. 20,000 poiunds of t-rex sausage.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:07:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... Why in hell anyone would want to kill a perfect specimen like that is beyond me



How about to keep from being eaten....??
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:07:34 PM EST
Field expedient munitions of course
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:08:00 PM EST
Brain is too small a target.


Go for the senses or the circulatory system
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:09:29 PM EST
In true rambo style a AK AND AR one in each hand.. and yes I would tie a do-rag around my forhead so I could die in style
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:10:19 PM EST
I'd shoot him in the balls with a .22. After he was down I'd finish him off with a sharp stick.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:10:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Brain is too small a target.


Go for the senses or the circulatory system



That's why I'm shooting for the eye, if you don't get brain you at least got one eye out of the way. With eyes on the sides of his head, he's gonna have a tough time with only one.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:10:53 PM EST
I think a brain shot is out of the question, you're talking about a target the size of a large walnut in a 3ft by 7ft skull, how do you know where it's at in there? unload into his chest. probably with my M1 and followed up by an FAL if he hasn't killed me yet.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:11:59 PM EST
I would call my liberal neighbor and tell them someone was taking their Kerry sign. When they run outside the T-Rex will attempt to eat them, but they will become lodged in it's throat and chokes to death. Poor thing.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:12:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By spm681:
I'd shoot him in the balls with a .22. After he was down I'd finish him off with a sharp stick.



LMFAO!
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:12:39 PM EST
My trusty Spyderco.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:12:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By MonkTx:
I think a brain shot is out of the question, you're talking about a target the size of a large walnut in a 3ft by 7ft skull, how do you know where it's at in there? unload into his chest. probably with my M1 and followed up by an FAL if he hasn't killed me yet.



I'd shoot for his eye and continue head shots... with all the fragmentation, something is BOUND to hit part of his brain eventually. You not only have the brain, you have the spinal cord, nerves, etc. going through there. Something important enough to take him down will eventually be hit.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:13:04 PM EST
Wing the person next to you and run.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:13:52 PM EST
I would quietly hide in my basement.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:15:20 PM EST
Guess I'll have to say it---sneak up behind it----------

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Stuff it in the pooper and post PICS
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:16:01 PM EST
Run like a little girl.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:16:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
A giant t-rex drinking out of your pool.



I'd beat feet out the front door! I don't have a pool so I'm in the wrong house. Let the owner fuck with it.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:16:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
I would quietly hide in my basement.



That was the first thing I thought of, too.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:16:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By thinman:
Guess I'll have to say it---sneak up behind it----------

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Stuff it in the pooper and post PICS



Dude... you'd need a good sturdy ladder.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:18:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 6:18:37 PM EST by USMC_LB]
.50 BMG and a .45ACP..... nothing else
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:18:11 PM EST
FAL
.223 ain't gonna do shit but .308 at least gives you a chance if you have great shot placement or hit the vitals enough times. Besides, it's the biggest I got.
Aim for the sensory organs, esp eyes initially. Neck would be good but if that weren't stopping his advance, knees might work until you could do enough damage to bleed him out.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:18:22 PM EST
Two 5-gal molotovs.
12ga Slugs.
.30-06 / Garand when I'm out of those.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:19:04 PM EST
AR-15 with a .458 SOCOM Upper

Actually, I bought this gun for just such an eventuality.

Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:19:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By thinman:
Guess I'll have to say it---sneak up behind it----------

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Stuff it in the pooper and post PICS



Dude... you'd need a good sturdy ladder.



and a ton of KY
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:20:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By thinman:
Guess I'll have to say it---sneak up behind it----------

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Stuff it in the pooper and post PICS



Dude... you'd need a good sturdy ladder.



and a ton of KY



Why would you need KY, I'd bet you could fit a damn telephone pole up a Rex's ass.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:20:45 PM EST
I'd call my supplier and tell him I got a bad batch
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:21:03 PM EST
12 GA Mossberg 590, good 'ol pumpkin ball type slugs. Lots of them.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:22:00 PM EST
.50BMG
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:23:54 PM EST
Wait a minute...

You didn't state how this T-Rex came into being. Is it a clone T-Rex? Or is it a zombie T-Rex?

Because, you have to handle those two situations completely different.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:25:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 6:25:47 PM EST by mtechgunman]
I'd have to say a knife, because i lost all my guns in a boating accident.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:25:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:26:13 PM EST

You didn't state how this T-Rex came into being. Is it a clone T-Rex? Or is it a zombie T-Rex?


Can you picture a T-Rex screaming BRAINSSSSSSSS
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:26:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Wait a minute...

You didn't state how this T-Rex came into being. Is it a clone T-Rex? Or is it a zombie T-Rex?

Because, you have to handle those two situations completely different.



Cloned
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:27:36 PM EST
Walther P22. When he comes down to bite me I'll shove it in his mouth.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:28:07 PM EST
My Rem 700SS with Zeiss Conquest in .338Win Mag, using 250gr Barnes X, traveling at 2640fps. He's going down.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:28:19 PM EST

Cloned


Yeah, but what if he was bit by a zombie?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:32:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Wait until he's got his head down, drinking from the pool, facing away from me.

I take my trusty Browning Auto 5 Light Twelve, loaded with slugs, and at that moment, shoot him in the balls.

He responds to the incredible disabling pain by falling face first into the pool. He can't get up because I've just slopped a couple of gallons of oil on the pool deck.

He drowns, head in the pool.

If it's female, I wait for it to take a drink from the pool, same as above. I then shoot it in the twat. Same results.



CJ




You sound like you have experience grasshopper
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:34:02 PM EST
No one wants to know about my uncle killing an elephant with an M16???
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:35:44 PM EST
If you aren't going to eat it leave it alone. Do you have a hunting permit and is it in season?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:36:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Wait a minute...

You didn't state how this T-Rex came into being. Is it a clone T-Rex? Or is it a zombie T-Rex?

Because, you have to handle those two situations completely different.



Cloned




oh well...cloned. Pffft, that's easy.

Drive-by bayonetting.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:36:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 6:37:34 PM EST by WackyG]


No one wants to know about my uncle killing an elephant with an M16???



According to a friend of mine who lived in Kenya, most elephant poachers use AKs...you don't need much penetration when you shoot it 30 times on full auto.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:39:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:42:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
A giant t-rex drinking out of your pool. So you decide to protect your family. What gun would you use. The rules are it has to be one that you currently own, in your posession in your house. None of you military guys can say you want to use your tanks or m2hb's...

I would have to grab my m16a1 with all the ammo and magazines I could find and start shooting it in the neck with ss109 rounds.

ETA: oh yeah I forgot to add I watched Jurrasic Park 2 last night



Holy shit, I don't have a pool......quickly shoving neighbor's wife off of arm, grabbing tightie whiteys and getting the fuck out of dodge!!!!!! Note to self, wash pecker.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:43:22 PM EST
I would go and get my good old .30-06 and load up some barnes solids I have laying around for an upredictible event such as this. Where to aim would be the question, my guess would be a good spine shot should slow it down if not paralize it till I could finish it off with a spoon.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:44:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Tell your uncle's story. But lemme guess...a mag dump right in the eye?

Or was it a ball shot when it was drinking from a pond?

CJ



My uncle was a Special Forces officer and was sent to Vietnam. He was in a small village in a place that he can't say the name of when an elephant ran through tearing shit up, just causing a major problem. They tried to get it stopped but it was doing too much damage so he grabbed his CAR and shot it in the face. Not sure how many shots, but it went down... dead.

He told the story and he is the type of person that if he says ANYTHING at all, it is 100% true. Very soft-spoken man... doesn't talk much at all. Worked at the Pentagon under Colin Powell during Desert Storm as a Colonel.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:45:40 PM EST
30-06 Savage 110 with 165grain soft points (only ammo I have)
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