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Posted: 7/14/2001 2:03:28 AM EDT
"There was once a salesman that traveled a lot. He had been everywhere, one day he walks past a church and sees a golden phone booth and the sign says $10,000 per minute. The salesman asks the preacher why it was so much to use? The preacher tells the salesman that it is a direct line to heaven. So the salesman goes all over the south, and at every church he sees theses golden phone booths that say $10,000 per minute on them. He finally comes to Texas, and at a church he sees a golden phone booth but it says 25 cents per call. Confused the salesman asks the preacher why he had been all over the south and it cost $10,000 per minute to talk to heaven and here it was only 25 cents per call. The preacher tells the salesman: Son... here in Texas it's a local call." hehehehe [:)]
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 2:39:19 AM EDT
Oh, Frank, you are the living end!
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 5:15:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/14/2001 5:12:50 AM EDT by Sweep]
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 6:03:47 AM EDT
Sweep, Now that was funny!
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 9:38:41 AM EDT
LMAO That's a good one Sweep. [:D]
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 9:57:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 12:08:22 PM EDT
ROFLMAO:) good one!
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 12:23:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 12:44:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/14/2001 12:43:19 PM EDT by M1A-A1]
Originally Posted By Sweep: Thanks lousyshot and Johnnie. Glad you guys thought it was funny, but I don't see 'dem Teaxans laughing, in fact, I don't see any facial expressions at all. Kinda makin me nervous. Wonder if this is how Poncho Villa felt? [img]http://www.ncsg.org/topohat-small.jpg[/img]
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The [b]ROPE[/b] is on it's way Signed : The Ex-Texan [):)] edited for smiley [:D]
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 3:23:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 3:28:37 PM EDT
We'll give you three steps..............
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 3:38:03 PM EDT
There are parts in Texas where those kinda jokes would get you chain dragged or worse...
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 3:42:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 3:52:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By brouhaha: [rolleyes] [:|]
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Here's one that really rolled laughing, i bet. [:D]
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 7:12:48 PM EDT
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