You see your kid on TV being an ANTIFA thug. What do you do?

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Posted: 4/20/2017 5:07:41 PM EDT

Let's say your adult offspring gets outed by 4Chan or Reddit for doing ANTIFA antics, causing serious injury or significant property damage. There is clear evidence that this isn't a one-time thing. They're a true believer and perhaps even part of the group's leadership structure.

Your shitbird spawn is identified as living at your house (which he does for whatever reason) and an army of weaponized autists will soon be descending upon you.

How do you respond in both short and long term? Evict and completely disown? Turn in to the cops? SSS? Forgive and try to guide them?

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:08:50 PM EDT

[#1]

Kick the shit out of him

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Posted: 4/20/2017 5:10:30 PM EDT

[#2]

Actions have consequences.

Are you an enabler?

Burn it down!

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:10:46 PM EDT

[#3]

Are you asking "for a friend"?

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:11:06 PM EDT

[#4]

Cut off his allowance and tell him to get job, you shit bird of a parent.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:11:14 PM EDT

[#5]

be surprised that i have a kid
Send an "official message" to ANTIFA that they can fuck off, get the autists to help me clear my name, tell MSM to stop lying

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:12:39 PM EDT

[#6]

Tell them to choose 2: out the will, out the house, out the family.

Out the will and out the family means rent for living there so they would leave too.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:12:54 PM EDT

[#7]

Yeah, I'd just kick him out of my basement.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:13:43 PM EDT

[#8]

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The drop the dime on him.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:14:06 PM EDT

[#9]

Is this a "what round for junior?" thread?

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:14:37 PM EDT

[#10]

oh well

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:14:41 PM EDT

[#11]

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LOL. My kid is 20, and one of us. He also has a job so there's no time for shitbird antics. He has mentioned that shooting masked protesters could be fun, though.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:15:00 PM EDT

[#12]

a) ass beating
b) eviction
c) cut off all resources

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:15:14 PM EDT

[#13]

Make sure they're addressing the people they're beating on by Mr/Mrs/Sir/Ma'am.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:15:19 PM EDT

[#14]

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Let's say your adult offspring gets outed by 4Chan or Reddit for doing ANTIFA antics, causing serious injury or significant property damage. There is clear evidence that this isn't a one-time thing. They're a true believer and perhaps even part of the group's leadership structure.

Your shitbird spawn is identified as living at your house (which he does for whatever reason) and an army of weaponized autists will soon be descending upon you.

How do you respond in both short and long term? Evict and completely disown? Turn in to the cops? SSS? Forgive and try to guide them?

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Absolutely would turn my shithead kid in to the cops. They certainly wouldn't be living under my roof committing felonious acts and such.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:15:35 PM EDT

[#15]

GITMO once he turns 5.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:15:42 PM EDT

[#16]

If my kid advocated violence against this nation and against innocent people...what do you think I'd do.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:16:14 PM EDT

[#17]

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Posted: 4/20/2017 5:16:28 PM EDT

[#18]

No matter what, being in leadership is quite an achievement.

Not sure what I'd do to the boy, but I believe Every Which Way but Loose provides some guidance for handling idiots on the lawn.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:16:28 PM EDT

[#19]

Commit his ass to a mental institution.

Wouldn't happen, though. My son is on the track team and all of his track buddies are good kids. They aren't down with any of that SJW fuckery. His girlfriend has a Trump/Pence sticker on her car, which unfortunately is a foreign make, but I let it slide because of that sticker.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:17:33 PM EDT

[#20]

Remember the mom that left work early because she saw her son on TV roiting and kicked his ass home. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YiEWqRmBSb8

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:17:40 PM EDT

[#21]

Where's the video of that BLM mom who saw her son in a protest and starting wooping on him?

eta Oh look it's right above me

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:17:44 PM EDT

[#22]

Step 1. Gather all of kid's nonessential items.

Step 2.

Step 3.

Step 4.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:18:17 PM EDT

[#23]

A lifelong friend of my dad was captured in film throwing a Molotov cocktail back in the 60s. (I think it was Life magazine but that could be bad memory on my part). The kids father saw it. (Kid was supposedly somewhere else at the time)

It didn't go well for him.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:18:20 PM EDT

[#24]

wonder what i did wrong as a parent.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:19:08 PM EDT

[#25]

I don't have kids but I hope not to fail so much as a parent. That being said, apply boot to ass often

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:19:46 PM EDT

[#26]

1) all Antifa dipshits live with mom and dad because none of them can get their shit together. That's also why they're communist antifa dildos in the first place. It's like a negative feedback loop

2) I solved the problem before it started - kids don't get to move back home.

Boom.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:19:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/20/2017 5:20:40 PM EDT

[#28]

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Three 5 star meals a day, beachfront property, free copies of the latest and greatest books and movies, and absolutely zero responsibilities... that will teach him!

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:20:54 PM EDT

[#29]

I'd be like, well, If you have time for that shit you have time to find a place to live.

You obviously don't need my help...you are on your own.

You have two weeks to be out and don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:20:58 PM EDT

[#30]

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Tell them to choose 2: out the will, out the house, out the family.

Out the will and out the family means rent for living there so they would leave too.

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Do you get a discount on your membership by omitting words? "Of". it's only two letters. C'mon, you can do it.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:22:23 PM EDT

[#31]

This post brings to mind the video that came out during the Baltimore riot awhile back. Mother saw her son on TV among the rioters. She went down there and started smacking him upside the head and took him home (presumably for more punishment).

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:23:03 PM EDT

[#32]

I'd probably kill myself for being a failure to humanity.

My daughter is 20, and hates SJW's with a passion.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:23:30 PM EDT

[#33]

In hindsight, if you're aware that someone is engaged in criminal activity and you shelter him/her, you are an accessory after the fact.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:24:11 PM EDT

[#34]

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This post brings to mind the video that came out during the Baltimore riot awhile back. Mother saw her son on TV among the rioters. She went down there and started smacking him upside the head and took him home (presumably for more punishment).

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Whatever happened to her. Was she charged?

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:25:04 PM EDT

[#35]

Punch my wife dead in the mouth, because there's no way that kid came from my loins.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:25:05 PM EDT

[#36]

He's ANTIFA and living under your roof? How much rent does he pay?

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:25:07 PM EDT

[#37]

He/She/It can fuck off until they learn better and serves time for whatever crimes they committed. And they won't be living with me, or having anything to do with my while they're actively trying to destroy the country.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:25:14 PM EDT

[#38]

It depends On whether they called any of my older neighbors by their first name.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:28:46 PM EDT

[#39]

If he/she was in college, financial support would be terminated immediately, car would be taken away, and they'd be thrown out of the house.
They'd be told they could come back after being honorably discharged from the military.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:32:21 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/20/2017 5:32:51 PM EDT

[#41]

Abort him.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:34:33 PM EDT

[#42]

Duct-tape him to the mailbox and let the autists take care of it?

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:36:43 PM EDT

[#43]

Desperately scrub my online presence, change my phone number and address, and cut all ties with the kid before 4Chan finds him or her.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:36:53 PM EDT

[#44]

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Posted: 4/20/2017 5:39:24 PM EDT

[#45]

Late term abortion.

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:41:03 PM EDT

[#46]

What kid?

Posted: 4/20/2017 5:42:08 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/20/2017 6:03:03 PM EDT

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This, she reminds me of a single black mom that lived next door when I was 18 or so, her boy made the mistake off puffing out his chest and telling her off ONCE.............LOL. Six foot tall kid about 185 or so, mom was 100 lbs soaking wet and five foot shit. She beat the shit out of that boy in under 30 seconds.