You motorcycle folks are weird

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Posted: 10/3/2011 11:31:10 AM EDT

Great Story of the Day:

I was sitting in the passenger's seat of my friend's car at a red light today. The windows in the car were down and my friend was eating a King Cone ice cream. A guy on a Gixxer 1k pulls beside us.
"Can I have a bite, bro?" He asks and points at my friends ice cream. My friend starts laughing and then realizes that the biker actually wants his ice cream. He shrugs and hands the biker the cone.

The dude takes a big ass bite and says, "Thanks, this is great. Where'd you get it?"

"It's just gas station ice cream."

The biker looks at the cone, nods in approval, and hands it back to my friend. The light turned green and we went our separate ways.

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:31:46 AM EDT

[#1]

The F?

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:32:12 AM EDT

[#2]

Gross story bro

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:32:42 AM EDT

[#3]

Nice

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:33:16 AM EDT

[#4]

Your friend got the aids yo

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:33:23 AM EDT

[#5]

Florida.

Oh wait.

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:34:00 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Your friend got the aids yo

Well, he threw it away when we got to my house. So fucking random.

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:35:15 AM EDT

[#7]

This one time, at band camp...

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:37:40 AM EDT

[#8]

No helmet laws? Or was he wearing a brain bucket?

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:39:16 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
No helmet laws? Or was he wearing a brain bucket?

He didn't have one, not sure if it's legal or not in FL

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:51:12 AM EDT

[#10]

He licked your friend's cone.

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:52:04 AM EDT

[#11]

And this is how communicable diseases spread.

I knew it was stop light ice cream all along.

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:54:03 AM EDT

[#12]

fag

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:54:54 AM EDT

[#13]

Cream Story Bro

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:55:56 AM EDT

[#14]

Not as weird asking as your friend handing over his ice cream. Man you cagers are weird folk.

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:56:31 AM EDT

[#15]

Thread should read:

"What's Up With Idiot Friends Who Give Away Ice Cream To Random Dudes?"

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:57:01 AM EDT

[#16]

Gixxer 1000
No lid

Squid

Ya know, your friend could have -oh I dunno- NOT given him the ice cream? lol

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:58:17 AM EDT

[#17]

Three gay guys at a red light licking each others cone.

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:58:18 AM EDT

[#18]

Free intersection ice cream is always the best ice cream.

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:59:33 AM EDT

[#19]

Did your friend regret handing over his cream? I bet he did once he realized the guy was a biter.

Posted: 10/3/2011 11:59:45 AM EDT

[#20]

WTF?!?

Posted: 10/3/2011 12:05:40 PM EDT

[#21]

you sure the cone is all that got licked?

Posted: 10/3/2011 12:06:38 PM EDT

[#22]

I might be inclined to give it to a guy that asked, but there's no way I'd take it back.

Posted: 10/3/2011 12:07:47 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I might be inclined to give it to a guy that asked, but there's no way I'd take it back.

We're still talking about ice cream right?

Posted: 10/3/2011 12:10:00 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I might be inclined to give it to a guy that asked, but there's no way I'd take it back.

We're still talking about ice cream right?

Maybe.

Posted: 10/3/2011 12:11:32 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I might be inclined to give it to a guy that asked, but there's no way I'd take it back.

Posted: 10/3/2011 1:18:07 PM EDT

[#26]

I hope he had LOUD pipes

Posted: 10/3/2011 1:21:16 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
I might be inclined to give it to a guy that asked, but there's no way I'd take it in the back.

FIFY

Posted: 10/3/2011 2:06:32 PM EDT

[#28]

I asked a guy for the time today while sitting at a stoplight.

Posted: 10/3/2011 2:08:29 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Not as weird asking as your friend handing over his ice cream. Man you cagers are weird folk.

Cager attacks rider with frozen weapon!

My god.

It's not fair!!!12!!

ETA

Posted: 10/3/2011 2:08:33 PM EDT

[#30]

That's a solid 8 on the nasty meter!!!!

Posted: 10/3/2011 2:54:27 PM EDT

[#31]

not usre what a gixxer 1000 is but it I envisioned the guy in all black from the village people.
who in hell would lick an ice cream cone after another dude?

Posted: 10/3/2011 3:02:02 PM EDT

[#32]

i asked my friend why he gave him the ice cream and he said "it seemed like the right thing to do"

Quoted:
That's a solid 8 on the nasty meter!!!!

it was absolutely disgusting but i'm still laughing about this shit

when the biker pulled off i was laughing so hard that i couldn't breathe, it fucking sucked

Posted: 10/3/2011 3:25:48 PM EDT

[#33]

Ever listen to Eddie Murphy's Raw? That is the proper response if you don't have any ice cream.

Posted: 10/3/2011 3:33:20 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Gixxer 1000
No lid

Squid

Ya know, your friend could have -oh I dunno- NOT given him the ice cream? lol

Yeah, a full face helmet should have made that stunt impossible.

Posted: 10/3/2011 3:40:07 PM EDT

[#35]

He was gay cruising you and your friend. You two together set off the gaydar especially with that ice cream cone.

Posted: 10/3/2011 3:41:19 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
i asked my friend why he gave him the ice cream and he said "it seemed like the right thing to do"

Quoted:
That's a solid 8 on the nasty meter!!!!

it was absolutely disgusting but i'm still laughing about this shit

when the biker pulled off i was laughing so hard that i couldn't breathe, it fucking sucked

For $1.49, you have a great story... handing over the cone was the right call.

Posted: 10/3/2011 3:49:26 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
He was gay cruising you and your friend. You two together set off the gaydar especially with that ice cream cone.

Don't be so judgmental. Maybe the guy just wanted to go hang gliding?

Posted: 10/3/2011 3:53:41 PM EDT

[#38]

Your buddy should have given him the cone, then after the guy started licking on it, said "Since we're sharing, I guess I should tell you I have Hepatitis C, hope you don't mind."

Posted: 10/3/2011 4:05:15 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Your buddy should have given him the cone, then after the guy started licking on it, said "Since we're sharing, I guess I should tell you I have Hepatitis C, hope you don't mind."

Posted: 10/3/2011 4:50:09 PM EDT

[#40]

Lmao

Posted: 10/3/2011 5:58:05 PM EDT

[#41]

Biker should have fined your friend when he handed it back.

If you don't know what coning is, look it up on YouTube. Hilarious.

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