Your ARMY TIMES subscription expired and you were forced to buy toilet paper.

You consider chewing REDMAN as good as brushing you teeth.

You spend more money at the CAV STORE than you do on your wife.

You get aroused at a gun show.

Your kids favorite reading books are the CASKA series.

You don't know anyone who owns less than 10 guns.

You think the smell of BREAKFREE makes a woman sexier.

You were fired from your civilian job as a construction worker because of your vulgar language.

Yeah....you too might be a Ranger if you gave your wife a GPS (with
batteries) for your anniversary.

me too Hawk, (shakes head)...me too.

If your wife's "high and tight" is better than your First Sergeants!

1-Taught your kids how to play catch, using a frag. 2-Your old lady uses cammo makeup. 3-It really pisses you off that you can't blouse your cut off jeans. 4-Can't get over the habbit of calling everyone in civies SIR. 5-Get a warm fuzzy feeling when they are blasting at the local quarry. ---ALLONS11

Your oldest kids refer to the youngest as "Cherry".
Your wife doesn't buy anything w/out a NSN.