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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 10/24/2001 9:54:54 AM EST
Your ARMY TIMES subscription expired and you were forced to buy toilet paper. You consider chewing REDMAN as good as brushing you teeth. You spend more money at the CAV STORE than you do on your wife. You get aroused at a gun show. Your kids favorite reading books are the CASKA series. You don't know anyone who owns less than 10 guns. You think the smell of BREAKFREE makes a woman sexier. You were fired from your civilian job as a construction worker because of your vulgar language. Yeah....you too might be a Ranger if you gave your wife a GPS (with batteries) for your anniversary.
Link Posted: 10/24/2001 10:09:30 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/24/2001 10:14:05 AM EST
me too Hawk, (shakes head)...me too.
Link Posted: 10/24/2001 10:20:08 AM EST
If your wife's "high and tight" is better than your First Sergeants!
Link Posted: 10/24/2001 8:00:24 PM EST
1-Taught your kids how to play catch, using a frag. 2-Your old lady uses cammo makeup. 3-It really pisses you off that you can't blouse your cut off jeans. 4-Can't get over the habbit of calling everyone in civies SIR. 5-Get a warm fuzzy feeling when they are blasting at the local quarry. ---ALLONS11
Link Posted: 10/24/2001 8:35:54 PM EST
Your oldest kids refer to the youngest as "Cherry". Your wife doesn't buy anything w/out a NSN.
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