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Posted: 9/7/2005 5:56:59 PM EDT
Last weekend I was visiting my brother at his condo on Lake Delton. It's a fairly big complex and lots of out of towners rent there to party and stuff. So we are having some drinks and decided to go outside for a smoke. We step out and this rotundish uniformed security dude comes wandering by. Totally on autopilot, I blurted out "Hey, it's a MALL NINJA!!!". Whoops!
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Posted: 9/7/2005 5:57:48 PM EDT
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LMAO! That's hilarious.
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Posted: 9/7/2005 5:58:12 PM EDT
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nah, you've been around too long when you know that the mall-ninja thing started on glocktalk and migrated over here.
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Posted: 9/7/2005 5:59:19 PM EDT
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 what did he say? |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:00:31 PM EDT
[#4]
...when you reply to co-workers e-mails with simply "+1"
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:06:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:08:25 PM EDT
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You know you've been on ARFcom tto long when you completely lose your composure and laugh uncontrolably out loud in a spanish class when the female instructor says "I like Pie" ten times in a row to demonstrate how we use the vowel " I " in english
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:09:00 PM EDT
[#7]
LOL you know youve been on to long when you no the board code numbers 
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:09:00 PM EDT
[#8]
Wife is bitching at you and you ibtl her ass.
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:09:58 PM EDT
[#9]
...when you use the word "w00t" frequently in conversation.
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:10:02 PM EDT
[#10]
I get the weirdest looks. I do it in IM's too. |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:10:49 PM EDT
[#11]
tag
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:17:21 PM EDT
[#12]
...when your wife is looking at two expensive sewing machines and you say "Get Both" just out of habit. True story. She didn't, but it was close...
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:21:15 PM EDT
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When you add your name to the list of I'm getting divorced posts.
BTDT!!!
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:49:43 PM EDT
[#14]
When you see "Lake Delton" and think of gun parts.
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:58:15 PM EDT
[#15]
When you tell someone "you are teh suck"
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:01:05 PM EDT
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I was talking to a guy in class last semester and we were griping about the program (which is on it's way to self destruction) and the other student said "OMFG Mr. Teacher!" all I could do is yell back "WTF?"
Whole room lost it.
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:04:51 PM EDT
[#17]
I have introduced the lexicon of sand in your mangina at work.
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:07:54 PM EDT
[#18]
I use OMFG and WTF all the time in real life. |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:11:04 PM EDT
[#19]
+1 What is worse is I do it at work, (on the paperwork) |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:11:30 PM EDT
[#20]
... when you instinctively recognize about 90% of the regular posters, and their board names, by avatars alone and get *really* confused when they change.
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:20:38 PM EDT
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one guy posts pics of his abdominal CT scans, and then another guy comes along and Photoshops The Looter's head into the scan - - - - and you accept that as completely normal for an interweb thread.  |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:26:02 PM EDT
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….When you look at a swimming pool and instantly think…”Aqua-Bump fire!”
 
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:27:44 PM EDT
[#23]
When this is about the 3rd or 4th "You know you've been on ARFCOM too long ..." thread you've seen.
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:29:11 PM EDT
[#24]
when you know what dinner pic requirements are
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:29:36 PM EDT
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...when somebody says something which you have NO idea what they're talking about, and you say to them, 'I wish I had a bunny with a pancake on his head right about now'. Complete with this look:
 Yeahhhhh, I did that the other day. Damn, I'm cool. 
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:29:49 PM EDT
[#26]
How often is "frequently"? 
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:34:45 PM EDT
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Every 87 words.
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:40:29 PM EDT
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You are going to need to post pics. 
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:48:44 PM EDT
[#29]
Marathon aka "Sandy" by Stocker & Yale.
myit |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 8:34:00 PM EDT
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You have lost everything in a tragic boating accident, but you dont own a boat and dont know anyone who owns a boat
You have a ".22 and a .38" in 15 different calibers over the course of 30 weapons that arent actually yours because the lochness monster ate them You actually HAVE gotten a new keyboard from the crazy shit You in some way or another have witnessed the old Fear Factor awards(I only got to see Tequilabob's) You have seen many of the notorious names(IE Imbroglio, cyanide, Clean_Cut, etc...) I could go on, but it isnt needed. Just buy both and be done with it. |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 11:10:15 PM EDT
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I was actaully a posting member when Clean_Cut and cyanide were rampent. Those were the days...... |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 11:18:39 PM EDT
[#32]
A couple weeks ago I told someone I was going to triple S their ass. They didn't have a clue.
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