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Posted: 9/7/2005 5:56:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2005 5:58:28 PM EDT by TheKill]
Last weekend I was visiting my brother at his condo on Lake Delton. It's a fairly big complex and lots of out of towners rent there to party and stuff. So we are having some drinks and decided to go outside for a smoke. We step out and this rotundish uniformed security dude comes wandering by. Totally on autopilot, I blurted out "Hey, it's a MALL NINJA!!!". Whoops!

Link Posted: 9/7/2005 5:57:48 PM EDT
LMAO! That's hilarious.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 5:58:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2005 5:58:26 PM EDT by david_g17]
nah, you've been around too long when you know that the mall-ninja thing started on glocktalk and migrated over here.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 5:59:19 PM EDT


what did he say?

Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:00:31 PM EDT
...when you reply to co-workers e-mails with simply "+1"
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:06:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:08:25 PM EDT
You know you've been on ARFcom tto long when you completely lose your composure and laugh uncontrolably out loud in a spanish class when the female instructor says "I like Pie" ten times in a row to demonstrate how we use the vowel " I " in english
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:09:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
...when you reply to co-workers e-mails with simply "+1"



LOL you know youve been on to long when you no the board code numbers
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:09:00 PM EDT
Wife is bitching at you and you ibtl her ass.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:09:58 PM EDT
...when you use the word "w00t" frequently in conversation.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:10:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2005 6:10:19 PM EDT by mjohn3006]

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
...when you reply to co-workers e-mails with simply "+1"



I get the weirdest looks. I do it in IM's too.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:10:49 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:17:21 PM EDT
...when your wife is looking at two expensive sewing machines and you say "Get Both" just out of habit. True story. She didn't, but it was close...
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:21:15 PM EDT
When you add your name to the list of I'm getting divorced posts. BTDT!!!
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:49:43 PM EDT
When you see "Lake Delton" and think of gun parts.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 6:58:15 PM EDT
When you tell someone "you are teh suck"
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:01:05 PM EDT
I was talking to a guy in class last semester and we were griping about the program (which is on it's way to self destruction) and the other student said "OMFG Mr. Teacher!" all I could do is yell back "WTF?"

Whole room lost it.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:04:51 PM EDT
I have introduced the lexicon of sand in your mangina at work.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:07:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
I was talking to a guy in class last semester and we were griping about the program (which is on it's way to self destruction) and the other student said "OMFG Mr. Teacher!" all I could do is yell back "WTF?"

Whole room lost it.



I use OMFG and WTF all the time in real life.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:11:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
...when you reply to co-workers e-mails with simply "+1"



I get the weirdest looks. I do it in IM's too.



+1

What is worse is I do it at work, (on the paperwork)
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:11:30 PM EDT
... when you instinctively recognize about 90% of the regular posters, and their board names, by avatars alone and get *really* confused when they change.

Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:20:38 PM EDT

You know you've been around ARFCOM too long when.....


one guy posts pics of his abdominal CT scans, and then another guy comes along and Photoshops The Looter's head into the scan - - - - and you accept that as completely normal for an interweb thread.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:26:02 PM EDT
….When you look at a swimming pool and instantly think…”Aqua-Bump fire!”
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:27:44 PM EDT
When this is about the 3rd or 4th "You know you've been on ARFCOM too long ..." thread you've seen.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:29:11 PM EDT
when you know what dinner pic requirements are
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:29:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:29:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
...when you use the word "w00t" frequently in conversation.



How often is "frequently"?
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:34:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
...when you use the word "w00t" frequently in conversation.



How often is "frequently"?



Every 87 words.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:40:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Complete with this look:


Yeahhhhh, I did that the other day. Damn, I'm cool.



You are going to need to post pics.

Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:48:44 PM EDT
Marathon aka "Sandy" by Stocker & Yale.

myit
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 8:34:00 PM EDT
You have lost everything in a tragic boating accident, but you dont own a boat and dont know anyone who owns a boat

You have a ".22 and a .38" in 15 different calibers over the course of 30 weapons that arent actually yours because the lochness monster ate them

You actually HAVE gotten a new keyboard from the crazy shit

You in some way or another have witnessed the old Fear Factor awards(I only got to see Tequilabob's)

You have seen many of the notorious names(IE Imbroglio, cyanide, Clean_Cut, etc...)

I could go on, but it isnt needed.

Just buy both and be done with it.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:10:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bad_Aim:
You have lost everything in a tragic boating accident, but you dont own a boat and dont know anyone who owns a boat

You have a ".22 and a .38" in 15 different calibers over the course of 30 weapons that arent actually yours because the lochness monster ate them

You actually HAVE gotten a new keyboard from the crazy shit

You in some way or another have witnessed the old Fear Factor awards(I only got to see Tequilabob's)

You have seen many of the notorious names(IE Imbroglio, cyanide, Clean_Cut, etc...)

I could go on, but it isnt needed.

Just buy both and be done with it.



I was actaully a posting member when Clean_Cut and cyanide were rampent. Those were the days......
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:18:39 PM EDT
A couple weeks ago I told someone I was going to triple S their ass. They didn't have a clue.
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