Sent to me by a friend from CA.....
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes,
you know you're from California, when...
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none is visible.
2. You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose
ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee
beans are grown and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike "back home", at 8:30 a.m. the guy at Starbucks wearing a
baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really
IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY, MAAAAN!!!! Like, is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.
If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
21. Everyone on ARFCOM tells you to move and you just won't take the hint.
LordTrader actually moved back!
Sad but true.
22. The "ugly" girl in that group of single women has perky silicone 44D's.
23. Driving to work you see more foreign made cars than domestics.
24. Your 10 year old Honda has no body rust.
25. Your 16 yo nephew wears girls jeans, with a white leather belt, to school.
26. You cant remember, is methamphetamine illegal?
yeah the fat chick weighs 135.
I like the one about the rain, yesterday was the first day of rain for 180 days and all stations were out reporting it.
The cops compliment you on the quality of your pot.
Left is right and right is wrong.
Your family tree contains "significant others"
Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
27. When you drop $300K on a house in the Tucson foothills and think the house was cheap.
I hate this state.
Isnt this all true,
You know you are in california when you find a vegetarian McDonalds
LAPD even makes YOU nervous....and you're WHITE!