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Posted: 8/13/2007 4:43:47 PM EDT
I dont care how much time per day you spend on here, but what are some of YOUR signs, that you need a break.

I will start


I blink and see the banner ads.


And you?
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:53:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
When I keep watching a geek in OH drive around.

Winner.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:54:08 PM EDT
When you can recognize a dupe

When you start to believe the opinions of some of the basement dwellers on here

Think that all cops are bad

Think that zombies are real

Talk to more anonymous names on a computer screen than you do actual people

Have a high post count to years joined ratio
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:54:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Quintin:

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
When I keep watching a geek in OH drive around.

Winner.


+1
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:54:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2007 4:58:38 PM EDT by Ripak]
In my dreams I'm trying to read and understand the misspelled words in a post.

Yep that's when I know I need to get out and pull the trigger more and spend less time understanding WTF was posted on ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:56:38 PM EDT
My credit card balance is outgrowing my ability to pay it. It is all YOUR fault.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:57:57 PM EDT
when I start hitting the active post button evrey 30 seconds or so
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:58:22 PM EDT
Spotting dupes from 2, 3, 6 weeks ago without hardly thinking about it.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:59:38 PM EDT
when you're talking to someone and say "+1" in agreement.

When you see the word "fridge" and are tempted to correct with "there is no 'D' in 'frige'"
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:01:57 PM EDT
The answer to all problems is SSS.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:03:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Treelo:
Talk to more anonymous names on a computer screen than you do actual people



Hey , I resemble that remark.


My personal sign of Arfcom addiction...........I saw a hot chick walking near my apartment the other day. She was wearing an excessively short skirt and showing cleavage................

The first thing that entered my mind was this :



The SECOND thing that entered my mind................Wait for it....................





Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:03:13 PM EDT
When someone asks you "how many __________", and you utter "87" with a grin.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:24:11 PM EDT
When shopping with the wife and she
asks "Which one do you like better"
not paying any attention, you reply
"Get both"
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:25:05 PM EDT
...you fill up your 2.5 gallon piss jug.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:28:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ripak:
In my dreams I'm trying to read and understand the misspelled words in a post.

Yep that's when I know I need to get out and pull the trigger more and spend less time understanding WTF was posted on ARFCOM.


Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:28:59 PM EDT
I use acronyms when I talk to people

IIRC
YMMV
etc.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:30:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Deej86:
when you're talking to someone and say "+1" in agreement.

When you see the word "fridge" and are tempted to correct with "there is no 'D' in 'frige'"


+1 I have done that more tha once
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:32:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar15_rifleman:
...you fill up your 2.5 gallon piss jug.


wow, man TM fucking I
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:33:23 PM EDT
Zombies are real and there is know D in frige.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:33:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2007 5:33:59 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:39:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar15_rifleman:
...you fill up your 2.5 gallon piss jug.


Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:40:24 PM EDT
Still listening to Subnet radio at 4am after even Subnet has gone to bed.

You have to go to the Doctor because of back problems caused by your computer chair.

You waste time at work thinking up new post topics.

You're starting to believe Ron Paul is electable and that FRED is a tool of the CFR.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:43:10 PM EDT
................when you remember a thread with this same topic a few weeks ago.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:44:33 PM EDT
When you over hear someone saying something that isn't politically correct , your first thought is ........IBTL !.......
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:45:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pa-15:
Still listening to Subnet radio at 4am after even Subnet has gone to bed.

You have to go to the Doctor because of back problems caused by your computer chair.

You waste time at work thinking up new post topics.

You're starting to believe Ron Paul is electable and that FRED is a tool of the CFR.


Ron Paul groupies have been littering I-95 and Jax with Ron Paul banners, one guess says they don't come back and collect the litter when the primaries are over.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:48:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2007 5:49:54 PM EDT by Ripak]

Originally Posted By The_Watcher:

Originally Posted By Ripak:
In my dreams I'm trying to read and understand the misspelled words in a post.

Yep that's when I know I need to get out and pull the trigger more and spend less time understanding WTF was posted on ARFCOM.




Oh I see you've had the same dream.

I like PIE dreams better, but F'n ARF posts are bumping my wet dreams back to the end of the line and my nights are not long enough for me too enjoy them.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 6:18:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By donne3:
when every headline on CNN is something you've already read about on arfcom
when - if you DO read something new on a news site - you think, "man, I can't wait to see what the hive has to say about THAT."


No shit, when you here some breaking news here and it hant made the wire yet, that is classic!
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 6:28:09 PM EDT
You know you spend too much time on arfcom when...

My ass falls asleep from sitting in front of the computer too long.

And the fact that I threw down my double whopper to quickly reply to this with ketchup and mayo on my fingers and now on my keyboard are possible signs.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 6:36:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2007 6:57:14 PM EDT by GilenusX207]
When someone says something un-PC, i think of posting this; every time, without fail:





EDIT: Discovering that the majority of the pictures on a 500 GB HD are from ARFCOM post-response picture threads
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 6:41:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ninetenn11:
when I start hitting the active post button evrey 30 seconds or so


hell yea i dont even browse subforums hardly anymore. just keep clicking that active topics button looking for new stuff. and checking my active topics to see if anyone has said anything new in any thread i have posted in.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 6:43:59 PM EDT
Wow, so far I think I can relate to everything but the piss jug
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 6:50:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2007 6:53:08 PM EDT by gcpd19]
When you post yet another divorce thread looking for sympathy.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 6:50:59 PM EDT
i know i spend too much time on ARFCOM when there's no porn in my browser history.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:13:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mark75101:
Wow, so far I think I can relate to everything but the piss jug


Piss jug is a good idea! I miss too much when I go the the bathroom.
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