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Posted: 10/9/2005 10:40:50 AM EDT
1. You have FEMA's number on your speed dialer.
2. You have more than 300 'C' and 'D' batteries in your kitchen drawer.
3. Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti Os.
4. You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering your windows.
5. When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it has three bedrooms, two baths, and one safe hallway.
6. Your SSN isn't a secret, it's written in Sharpie on your arms.
7. You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.
8. You are delighted to pay $3 for a gallon of regular unleaded.
9. The road leading to your house has been declared a 'No-Wake' Zone.
10. You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the pool.
11. You own more than three large coolers.
12. You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the least bit guilty about it.
13. You rationalize helping a friend board up by thinking, "It'll only take a gallon of gas to get there and back."
14. You have 2-liter coke bottles and milk jugs filled with water in your freezer.
15. Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can assemble a portable generator by candlelight.
16. You catch a 13-pound redfish ---- in your driveway.
17. You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's insurance policy.
18. At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest chainsaw.
19. You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.
20. There is a roll of tarpaper in your garage.
21. You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at the Weather Channel and every single newscaster and reporter at all of the major stations in town.
22. Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.
23. Ice is a valid topic of conversation.
24. Your "drive-thru" meal consists of MRE's and bottled water.
25. Relocating to South Dakota does not seem like such a crazy idea.
26. You spend more time on your roof then in your living room.
27. You've been laughed at over the phone by a roofer, fence builder, or a tree worker.
28. You don't worry about relatives wanting to visit during the summer.
29. Your child's first words are "hunker down" and you didn't go to Ole Miss!
30. Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean it's Christmas.
31. You know the difference between the "good side" of a storm and the "bad side."
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:25:39 PM EDT
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Quoted:
29. Your child's first words are "hunker down" and you didn't go to Ole Miss!




Ahem. "Hunker Down" is a U. of Georgia saying, i.e. "hunker down, you dawgs!"
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:32:23 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:

Quoted:
29. Your child's first words are "hunker down" and you didn't go to Ole Miss!




Ahem. "Hunker Down" is a U. of Georgia saying, i.e. "hunker down, you dawgs!"



More appropriately for the Gulf Coast now, an old quote from Lyndon Johnson:

"Sometimes there ain't nothing to do but to hunker down and take it like a jackass in a hail storm."  
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