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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:20:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2011 12:21:00 PM EDT by FightingHellfish]
Bagels shaped like hotdog buns. You could serve them toasted, with Nathan's kosher hot dogs. Maybe a garlic and chipotle pepper cream-cheese as a condiment.

Holy fuck, that would be an awesome pseudo-Jewish quasi-Kosher American food delight.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:22:32 PM EDT
Bagels are served w/ cream cheese and lox.
Don't complicate things.



Speed
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:24:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By speedracer422:
Bagels are served w/ cream cheese and lox.
Don't complicate things.









Speed


That lox is nasty. The world don't need that. I bet you could chase the Palestinians off the west bank with that stuff.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:25:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By speedracer422:
Bagels are served w/ cream cheese and lox.
Don't complicate things.




Speed



I've never understood the whole lox thing. Man, those must be cold. And what did they use before cryogenics equipment was invented?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:27:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By speedracer422:
Bagels are served w/ cream cheese and lox.
Don't complicate things.



Speed


That lox is nasty. The world don't need that. I bet you could chase the Palestinians off the west bank with that stuff.

Lol, what?

There are certainly some pretty nasty ethnic foods, but thinly sliced smoked salmon is not one of them



Speed
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:27:40 PM EDT
I've only seen them in pre-made form.

http://www.viennabeef.com/products/item.asp?product_id=17

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:28:47 PM EDT


That has a distinctly un-Jewish appearance, if you get my drift....
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:29:07 PM EDT
Bagel World in Cape Carnival , FL had a pizza bagel .

Little pizzas made on a garlic bagel .

To. Fucking. Die. For .





I miss being able to get a GOOD garlic bagel
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:29:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Bagels shaped like hotdog buns. You could serve them toasted, with Nathan's kosher hot dogs. Maybe a garlic and chipotle pepper cream-cheese as a condiment.

Holy fuck, that would be an awesome pseudo-Jewish quasi-Kosher American food delight.


Nathan's on a toasted potato roll is pretty awesome...

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:31:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:


That has a distinctly un-Jewish appearance, if you get my drift....

Hmm...

Brings up topic about abortion of bagels and hotdogs..
...pics of suggested abortion are posted...

...OP likens it to circumcised penis.
Is this a thinly veiled coming out thread?

JK man

Speed
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:32:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2011 12:33:08 PM EDT by Bohr_Adam]
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:


That has a distinctly un-Jewish appearance, if you get my drift....


Whatever do you mean?

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:34:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2011 12:35:46 PM EDT by FightingHellfish]
Originally Posted By speedracer422:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:


That has a distinctly un-Jewish appearance, if you get my drift....

Hmm...

Brings up topic about abortion of bagels and hotdogs..
...pics of suggested abortion are posted...










...OP likens it to circumcised penis.
Is this a thinly veiled coming out thread?







JK man







Speed




That ain't a bagel shaped like a hotdog bun.... that's like a corn dog with bagel dough.

Totally different.

I'm going to patent the bagel-dog bun. It'll be the biggest thing since that guy invented a dust cover that lets you know if the bolt is forward.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:35:36 PM EDT
[span style='font-weight: bold;']Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:[/span]
[span style='font-weight: bold;']Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:[/span]
I've only seen them in pre-made form.

http://www.viennabeef.com/products/item.asp?product_id=17

http://www.viennabeef.com/uploads/products/A2EE0386F15D43709DCB764F333A2843.jpg


That has a distinctly un-Jewish appearance, if you get my drift....



Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:41:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2011 12:41:27 PM EDT by speedracer422]

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By speedracer422:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:


That has a distinctly un-Jewish appearance, if you get my drift....

Hmm...

Brings up topic about abortion of bagels and hotdogs..
...pics of suggested abortion are posted...










...OP likens it to circumcised penis.
Is this a thinly veiled coming out thread?







JK man







Speed




That ain't a bagel shaped like a hotdog bun.... that's like a corn dog with bagel dough.

Totally different.

I'm going to patent the bagel-dog bun. It'll be the biggest thing since that guy invented a dust cover that lets you know if the bolt is forward.

2 piece skis.






Speed

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:46:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Bagels shaped like hotdog buns. You could serve them toasted, with Nathan's kosher hot dogs. Maybe a garlic and chipotle pepper cream-cheese as a condiment.

Holy fuck, that would be an awesome pseudo-Jewish quasi-Kosher American food delight.

Okay, I got to agree that would be awesome.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:50:10 PM EDT
Sounds good to me!
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:11:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By speedracer422:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:


That has a distinctly un-Jewish appearance, if you get my drift....

Hmm...

Brings up topic about abortion of bagels and hotdogs..
...pics of suggested abortion are posted...

...OP likens it to circumcised penis.
Is this a thinly veiled coming out thread?

JK man

Speed




That ain't a bagel shaped like a hotdog bun.... that's like a corn dog with bagel dough.

Totally different.

I'm going to patent the bagel-dog bun. It'll be the biggest thing since that guy invented a dust cover that lets you know if the bolt is forward.

Link to the bolt forward indicating dust cover? and yeah I would eat a bagel dog.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:20:19 PM EDT

Pretzel dog will beat bagel dog's ass every time.



Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:24:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2011 1:29:32 PM EDT by motoguzzi]
I used to love bagel dogs, then Sam's Club stopped carrying them
I was so pissed I joined Costco!

ETA $80 for a pack of bagel dogs? Is that a five pound box of 14 dogs of 14 five pound dogs?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:35:35 PM EDT
In Bethlehem, the muslim palestinians want to take over the public park by Mary's Well. The city council said no, it's for the public including them. I want to open a Moshe's Bacon 'n Bagel stand there. Fresh sizzling bacon wafting through the air. I don't think I'll get a lot of locals, but I'm sure it'll be a hit with western tourists.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:43:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:


That has a distinctly un-Jewish appearance, if you get my drift....


Whatever do you mean?

http://www.viennabeef.com/assets/items/large/16090.jpg


I thought Hebrew men were circumsised?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:52:04 PM EDT
You had to go and do this right after I went gluten-free, didn't ya?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:54:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By douglasmorris99:
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:


That has a distinctly un-Jewish appearance, if you get my drift....


Whatever do you mean?

http://www.viennabeef.com/assets/items/large/16090.jpg


I thought Hebrew men were circumsised?


Maybe it was invented by some European Jewish girl with a repressed subliminal desire for gentile lovin'? That, or maybe some Furry.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:55:12 PM EDT
Those would be good! I miss the old wagon wheel hotdog buns, where you had 1 piece of bread and it was U shaped to put hotdog and all your goodies into.
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