
Posted: 6/1/2002 1:08:46 PM EST
When you accidently shove a Q-Tip too far into your ear.
OUCH!!!!!
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One of these days you are going to be a Darwin Award winner.
Sgtar15
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Originally Posted By ComputerGuy:
When you accidently shove a Q-Tip too far into your ear.
OUCH!!!!! View Quote |
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
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Quemadmoeum gladuis neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.”
(A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer’s hands.) Lucius Annaeus Seneca, circa 45 AD |
Originally Posted By ComputerGuy:
When you accidently shove a Q-Tip too far into your ear.
OUCH!!!!! View Quote |
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Ya, that smarts. You know what else hurts? When you accidently shove a fish hook through your lip, then accidently tie it to a 10 pound lead weight and drop it from the roof of a 5 story building. Man that hurts!
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Does Somebody Need A Hug?
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Yeah, that fish hook-sinker thing is annoying. I hate when that happens!
Ever get your tie caught in the car door when you lean into the window to give your wife a goodbye kiss? And get drug down the driveway? And towed seven blocks while frantically clutching at the side of the vehicle? Run over three times when she turns corners? Smacked in the head when she opens the door after parking? Stepped on?
Makes me so mad.
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Yeah, she does this to me, too, AR10. (Your wife, that is, not mine.)
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Originally Posted By AR-10:
Yeah, that fish hook-sinker thing is annoying. I hate when that happens!
Ever get your tie caught in the car door when you lean into the window to give your wife a goodbye kiss? And get drug down the driveway? And towed seven blocks while frantically clutching at the side of the vehicle? Run over three times when she turns corners? Smacked in the head when she opens the door after parking? Stepped on?
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AR-15gal,
or how about this on a bottle of weed killer:
"Directions for use: It is a violation of federal law to..."
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If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough!
Just joking.That's always been one of my secret fears.I've always been afraid somebody will knock into me in the bathroom as I've got that q tip about 6 inches in my ear.
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I like you,so when I become Ruler of the World I'll make your death quick and painless.
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Originally Posted By GreyGhost:
If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough!
Just joking.That's always been one of my secret fears.I've always been afraid somebody will knock into me in the bathroom as I've got that q tip about 6 inches in my ear. View Quote |
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Does Somebody Need A Hug?
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Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
Originally Posted By Aimless:
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Originally Posted By ComputerGuy:
But seriously guys, that q-tip really hurt pretty damn bad. No joke... View Quote |
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I know what you mean. So, like, the other day I was digging around my 6 month ingrown toenail with a screwdriver. I felt like I wasn't getting much done...so I went for my....
Exacto-knife. Yeah...that's it. So I started to root around some more...and I dug the sucker out. But boy...did it hurt. But I wondered what pain really was. So I left a trail of blood on my way to the kitchen and reached for the...
Jalapeno pepper jar...and sprinkled some of the juice on it. Boy...did that smart...
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"No Ace, just you."
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
Originally Posted By ComputerGuy:
But seriously guys, that q-tip really hurt pretty damn bad. No joke... View Quote View Quote |
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Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
I know what you mean. So, like, the other day I was digging around my 6 month ingrown toenail with a screwdriver. I felt like I wasn't getting much done...so I went for my....
Exacto-knife. Yeah...that's it. So I started to root around some more...and I dug the sucker out. But boy...did it hurt. But I wondered what pain really was. So I left a trail of blood on my way to the kitchen and reached for the...
Jalapeno pepper jar...and sprinkled some of the juice on it. Boy...did that smart... View Quote |
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CG, sometimes I worry about you. hehe
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My father did that in Japan once, and it took a good 20 minutes before he could get the people around him to understand what had happened.
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It hurts when you stick your finger to far up your nose!
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"Vegetables aren't food. They're what food eats." - Red Forman
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Originally Posted By ComputerGuy:
I'm presently waiting for a return call. Got the machine this earlier today. She was at work, and should just be getting off.
I bet I'll be getting more than you will tonight [bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce] View Quote |
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I bet I'll be getting more than you will tonight [bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][/quote]
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You had better read this thread first if you are accident prone. Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself....fullclip
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CG: I sincerely hope you wear pants that have buttons and not zippers!!
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Originally Posted By CactusJack:
AR-15gal,
or how about this on a bottle of weed killer:
"Directions for use: It is a violation of federal law to..."
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Say, have you read the new Maxim yet? Apparantly, you can actually break your willie. If while engaged in vigorous intercourse, you come all the way out, then miss your target on the way in and hit the pelvic bone, you can get what's known as a penile fracture. Ouch!
But don't worry, I'm sure this won't happen to you. Now if you'll excuse me, there's some knives in the other room that need juggling. I'll report back on the results.
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World Peace sucks!
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Originally Posted By mace:
Say, have you read the new Maxim yet? Apparantly, you can actually break your willie. If while engaged in vigorous intercourse, you come all the way out, then miss your target on the way in and hit the pelvic bone, you can get what's known as a penile fracture. Ouch!
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"Okay, but I'm not good at details, or the big picture. I also show up late, and drunk. I've got a good feeling about this."
- Homer Simpson |
Originally Posted By GreyGhost:
If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough!
Just joking.That's always been one of my secret fears.I've always been afraid somebody will knock into me in the bathroom as I've got that q tip about 6 inches in my ear. View Quote |
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"No Ace, just you."
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