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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:14:12 PM EDT
One of these days you are going to be a Darwin Award winner.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:17:55 PM EDT
Quoted: When you accidently shove a Q-Tip too far into your ear. OUCH!!!!! Things are a little slow this weekend-perhaps you could run to the hardware store and pick up some random chemicals and power tools and then report back to us with something really fun. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:26:39 PM EDT
Quoted: OUCH!!!!! Things are a little slow this weekend-perhaps you could run to the hardware store and pick up some random chemicals and power tools and then report back to us with something really fun. ------------------------------------------ Please, please no more I can't take it !!!!!!!! [:D] [:D] (Don't make him mad. He'll bring back the I-left-the-iron-on topic !) |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:27:03 PM EDT
Quoted: When you accidently shove a Q-Tip too far into your ear. OUCH!!!!! Ya know....there's a warning label on every one of those boxes that says, [red]"Do Not Insert Into Ear Canal"[/red] Speaking of warning labels....has everyone seen these? Some of these are a real hoot! [url]http://www.funnyspoofs.com/menu/productwarnings.htm[/url] |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:27:37 PM EDT
Ya, that smarts. You know what else hurts? When you accidently shove a fish hook through your lip, then accidently tie it to a 10 pound lead weight and drop it from the roof of a 5 story building. Man that hurts!
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:38:12 PM EDT
Yeah, that fish hook-sinker thing is annoying. I hate when that happens!
Ever get your tie caught in the car door when you lean into the window to give your wife a goodbye kiss? And get drug down the driveway? And towed seven blocks while frantically clutching at the side of the vehicle? Run over three times when she turns corners? Smacked in the head when she opens the door after parking? Stepped on? Makes me so mad. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:46:28 PM EDT
Yeah, she does this to me, too, AR10. (Your wife, that is, not mine.)
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:47:13 PM EDT
Quoted: Yeah, that fish hook-sinker thing is annoying. I hate when that happens! Ever get your tie caught in the car door when you lean into the window to give your wife a goodbye kiss? And get drug down the driveway? And towed seven blocks while frantically clutching at the side of the vehicle? Run over three times when she turns corners? Smacked in the head when she opens the door after parking? Stepped on? Makes me so mad. I know what you mean. It's like the other day. I was sittin’ on the stoop, not doin’ much, just burnin’ the hair off my arms with my magnifyin’ glass, and I reached for that...um... Meat thermometer? Yeah. And I just started to stab myself in the thigh, over and over again, with the meat thermometer. Ouch, that really hurt!! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:48:24 PM EDT
AR-15gal,
or how about this on a bottle of weed killer: "Directions for use: It is a violation of federal law to..." |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:53:00 PM EDT
If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough!
Just joking.That's always been one of my secret fears.I've always been afraid somebody will knock into me in the bathroom as I've got that q tip about 6 inches in my ear. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 3:12:12 PM EDT
Quoted: If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough! Just joking.That's always been one of my secret fears.I've always been afraid somebody will knock into me in the bathroom as I've got that q tip about 6 inches in my ear. Hey GreyGhost, I'm guessing you got that line ("if you're going to be stupid you've gotta be tough) from an old country song right? I've heard it before, but haven't been able to find out who did it or what album it's on. I've been looking for a few months, to no avail. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:24:12 PM EDT
Quoted: Quoted: OUCH!!!!! Things are a little slow this weekend-perhaps you could run to the hardware store and pick up some random chemicals and power tools and then report back to us with something really fun. ------------------------------------------ Please, please no more I can't take it !!!!!!!! [:D] [:D] (Don't make him mad. He'll bring back the I-left-the-iron-on topic !) Oh god, I forgot about that iron one. My hand still has a plastic-like "finish" from where the skin melted... But seriously guys, that q-tip really hurt pretty damn bad. No joke... |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:30:32 PM EDT
Quoted: But seriously guys, that q-tip really hurt pretty damn bad. No joke... Okay then here's a serious response-call food spitter girl and see what's up-you need someone to keep an eye on you. Someday we're not gonna hear from you for a month and have to figure out who you are and get the fireman to kick the door in because you were killed by your cappuccino machine. Get a girl, they are useful in talking men out of really dumb idea and she could at least call 911 if SHTF. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:32:03 PM EDT
I know what you mean. So, like, the other day I was digging around my 6 month ingrown toenail with a screwdriver. I felt like I wasn't getting much done...so I went for my....
Exacto-knife. Yeah...that's it. So I started to root around some more...and I dug the sucker out. But boy...did it hurt. But I wondered what pain really was. So I left a trail of blood on my way to the kitchen and reached for the... Jalapeno pepper jar...and sprinkled some of the juice on it. Boy...did that smart... |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:33:31 PM EDT
Quoted: Quoted: But seriously guys, that q-tip really hurt pretty damn bad. No joke... Okay then here's a serious response-call food spitter girl and see what's up-you need someone to keep an eye on you. Someday we're not gonna hear from you for a month and have to figure out who you are and get the fireman to kick the door in because you were killed by your cappuccino machine. Get a girl, they are useful in talking men out of really dumb idea and she could at least call 911 if SHTF. I'm presently waiting for a return call. Got the machine this earlier today. She was at work, and should just be getting off. I bet I'll be getting more than you will tonight [bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce] |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:35:21 PM EDT
Quoted: I know what you mean. So, like, the other day I was digging around my 6 month ingrown toenail with a screwdriver. I felt like I wasn't getting much done...so I went for my.... Exacto-knife. Yeah...that's it. So I started to root around some more...and I dug the sucker out. But boy...did it hurt. But I wondered what pain really was. So I left a trail of blood on my way to the kitchen and reached for the... Jalapeno pepper jar...and sprinkled some of the juice on it. Boy...did that smart... LOL!! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:41:27 PM EDT
CG, sometimes I worry about you. hehe
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:00:46 PM EDT
My father did that in Japan once, and it took a good 20 minutes before he could get the people around him to understand what had happened.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:03:07 PM EDT
It hurts when you stick your finger to far up your nose!
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:06:06 PM EDT
Quoted: I'm presently waiting for a return call. Got the machine this earlier today. She was at work, and should just be getting off. I bet I'll be getting more than you will tonight [bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce] |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:17:27 PM EDT
I bet I'll be getting more than you will tonight [bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][/quote] [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=121184[/url] You had better read this thread first if you are accident prone. Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself....fullclip |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 8:02:46 PM EDT
CG: I sincerely hope you wear pants that have buttons and not zippers!!
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Posted: 6/1/2002 8:12:38 PM EDT
Quoted: AR-15gal, or how about this on a bottle of weed killer: "Directions for use: It is a violation of federal law to..." Yeah, and how about those federal laws prohibiting you from removing the tags off your pillows and mattresses. What's up with that? [:\] |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 8:31:45 PM EDT
Say, have you read the new Maxim yet? Apparantly, you can actually break your willie. If while engaged in vigorous intercourse, you come all the way out, then miss your target on the way in and hit the pelvic bone, you can get what's known as a penile fracture. Ouch!
But don't worry, I'm sure this won't happen to you. Now if you'll excuse me, there's some knives in the other room that need juggling. I'll report back on the results. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 8:59:55 PM EDT
Quoted: Say, have you read the new Maxim yet? Apparantly, you can actually break your willie. If while engaged in vigorous intercourse, you come all the way out, then miss your target on the way in and hit the pelvic bone, you can get what's known as a penile fracture. Ouch! That must have been how sgtar15 busted his nut. One would think that after all those years of target practice he would have better aim. |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 9:42:28 PM EDT
Quoted: If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough! Just joking.That's always been one of my secret fears.I've always been afraid somebody will knock into me in the bathroom as I've got that q tip about 6 inches in my ear. ...prolly' won't hit much.... [:-)] |
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