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When you accidently shove a Q-Tip too far into your ear.
OUCH!!!!!
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CA, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:14:12 PM EDT
One of these days you are going to be a Darwin Award winner.
Sgtar15
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:17:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ComputerGuy:
When you accidently shove a Q-Tip too far into your ear.
OUCH!!!!! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:26:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/1/2002 2:27:53 PM EDT by 5subslr5]
Originally Posted By Aimless:
OUCH!!!!! |
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NM, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:27:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ComputerGuy:
When you accidently shove a Q-Tip too far into your ear.
OUCH!!!!! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:27:37 PM EDT
Ya, that smarts. You know what else hurts? When you accidently shove a fish hook through your lip, then accidently tie it to a 10 pound lead weight and drop it from the roof of a 5 story building. Man that hurts!
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IA, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:38:12 PM EDT
Yeah, that fish hook-sinker thing is annoying. I hate when that happens!
Ever get your tie caught in the car door when you lean into the window to give your wife a goodbye kiss? And get drug down the driveway? And towed seven blocks while frantically clutching at the side of the vehicle? Run over three times when she turns corners? Smacked in the head when she opens the door after parking? Stepped on?
Makes me so mad.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:46:28 PM EDT
Yeah, she does this to me, too, AR10. (Your wife, that is, not mine.)
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CO, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:47:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR-10:
Yeah, that fish hook-sinker thing is annoying. I hate when that happens!
Ever get your tie caught in the car door when you lean into the window to give your wife a goodbye kiss? And get drug down the driveway? And towed seven blocks while frantically clutching at the side of the vehicle? Run over three times when she turns corners? Smacked in the head when she opens the door after parking? Stepped on?
Makes me so mad. |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:48:24 PM EDT
AR-15gal,
or how about this on a bottle of weed killer:
"Directions for use: It is a violation of federal law to..."
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Posted: 6/1/2002 2:53:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/1/2002 2:53:26 PM EDT by GreyGhost]
If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough!
Just joking.That's always been one of my secret fears.I've always been afraid somebody will knock into me in the bathroom as I've got that q tip about 6 inches in my ear.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 3:12:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GreyGhost:
If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough!
Just joking.That's always been one of my secret fears.I've always been afraid somebody will knock into me in the bathroom as I've got that q tip about 6 inches in my ear. |
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OR, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:24:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
Originally Posted By Aimless:
OUCH!!!!! |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:30:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ComputerGuy:
But seriously guys, that q-tip really hurt pretty damn bad. No joke... |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:32:03 PM EDT
I know what you mean. So, like, the other day I was digging around my 6 month ingrown toenail with a screwdriver. I felt like I wasn't getting much done...so I went for my....
Exacto-knife. Yeah...that's it. So I started to root around some more...and I dug the sucker out. But boy...did it hurt. But I wondered what pain really was. So I left a trail of blood on my way to the kitchen and reached for the...
Jalapeno pepper jar...and sprinkled some of the juice on it. Boy...did that smart...
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OR, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:33:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless:
Originally Posted By ComputerGuy:
But seriously guys, that q-tip really hurt pretty damn bad. No joke... |
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OR, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:35:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
I know what you mean. So, like, the other day I was digging around my 6 month ingrown toenail with a screwdriver. I felt like I wasn't getting much done...so I went for my....
Exacto-knife. Yeah...that's it. So I started to root around some more...and I dug the sucker out. But boy...did it hurt. But I wondered what pain really was. So I left a trail of blood on my way to the kitchen and reached for the...
Jalapeno pepper jar...and sprinkled some of the juice on it. Boy...did that smart... |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 4:41:27 PM EDT
CG, sometimes I worry about you. hehe
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FL, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:00:46 PM EDT
My father did that in Japan once, and it took a good 20 minutes before he could get the people around him to understand what had happened.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:03:07 PM EDT
It hurts when you stick your finger to far up your nose!
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:06:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ComputerGuy:
I'm presently waiting for a return call. Got the machine this earlier today. She was at work, and should just be getting off.
I bet I'll be getting more than you will tonight [bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce] |
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Posted: 6/1/2002 5:17:27 PM EDT
I bet I'll be getting more than you will tonight [bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][/quote]
[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=121184[/url]
You had better read this thread first if you are accident prone. Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself....fullclip
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VA, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 8:02:46 PM EDT
CG: I sincerely hope you wear pants that have buttons and not zippers!!
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NM, USA
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Posted: 6/1/2002 8:12:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CactusJack:
AR-15gal,
or how about this on a bottle of weed killer:
"Directions for use: It is a violation of federal law to..."
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Posted: 6/1/2002 8:31:45 PM EDT
Say, have you read the new Maxim yet? Apparantly, you can actually break your willie. If while engaged in vigorous intercourse, you come all the way out, then miss your target on the way in and hit the pelvic bone, you can get what's known as a penile fracture. Ouch!
But don't worry, I'm sure this won't happen to you. Now if you'll excuse me, there's some knives in the other room that need juggling. I'll report back on the results.
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Posted: 6/1/2002 8:59:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mace:
Say, have you read the new Maxim yet? Apparantly, you can actually break your willie. If while engaged in vigorous intercourse, you come all the way out, then miss your target on the way in and hit the pelvic bone, you can get what's known as a penile fracture. Ouch!
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Posted: 6/1/2002 9:42:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GreyGhost:
If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough!
Just joking.That's always been one of my secret fears.I've always been afraid somebody will knock into me in the bathroom as I've got that q tip about 6 inches in my ear. |
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