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Posted: 10/28/2010 1:10:52 PM EDT
Well, they actually want you to die early.

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:11:57 PM EDT
i knew it!
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:12:27 PM EDT
I knew there was something sinister behind those shirts!

Actually....there is probably something really great behind those shirts....
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:12:28 PM EDT
Mirrors in the gym it's a win win
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:13:50 PM EDT
Pretty silly of them to think I'm looking for their eyes.





Just sayin'.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:13:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/28/2010 1:14:28 PM EDT by Chris_C]
Originally Posted By USCGTACLET:
i knew it!


Some flat chested prude tried to blog and say it was a lie, just ignore that if someone here posts it. IT is just a smear. Probably from the same camp of the women who invented the "We can't change the litter box when we are pregnant" excuse.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:13:54 PM EDT
This along with the study that regular ejaculation prevents prostate cancer means I will live forever!
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:14:25 PM EDT
What about touching them or ****ing on them, what does that do for a guy.

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:15:10 PM EDT
Or.......



Men who are healthier have higher levels of T.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:16:13 PM EDT
Hell, it always makes me feel pretty good. I believe it.

What does staring at their legs and asses do?
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:16:20 PM EDT
If boobs despensed fine wine then I would never show up for work.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:17:17 PM EDT
Well whadaya know. I'm a health nut after all...
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:17:25 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Chris_C:



Originally Posted By USCGTACLET:

i knew it!




Some flat chested prude tried to blog and say it was a lie, just ignore that if someone here posts it. IT is just a smear. Probably from the same camp of the women who invented the "We can't change the litter box when we are pregnant" excuse.


AHHHH I hate that bullshit!!    My wife tried that shit with me when were just trying to conceive.  I don't even like the damn cats and there I was dumping their shit and piss everyday.  Fuck that.



 
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:18:23 PM EDT
I'm Going to live forever!
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:18:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Chris_C:
You know those snooty women <...>

Nope.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:20:26 PM EDT
Now where did that pokies thread go? Off to the BOTD and back to my bunk.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:22:33 PM EDT
...a 10-minute ogle at women's breast's is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.


And no MRSA.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:22:35 PM EDT
So can you get it as a course of medical/health treatment?
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:22:44 PM EDT




I hate this clown SOOOO much,  but I couldn't resist  
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:23:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MustardTiger:
http://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab344/MustardTiger2009/snootyshitheel1.jpg

I hate this clown SOOOO much,  but I couldn't resist  


lol..I thought of that too.

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:24:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ranchitecture:
Hell, it always makes me feel pretty good. I believe it.

What does staring at their legs and asses do?


I'm with you on the underlined part, I'm more interested in those parts, but I do like to gaze at boobs too, it's just that the other "parts" are more interesting to me.  

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:27:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/28/2010 1:27:23 PM EDT by Falcon09]
Now when my wife mentions exorcising, I'll just tell her that we need to take a walk in the mall and hang out in front of Victoria's Secret.

 
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:27:36 PM EDT
How are women like rocks?
























































The flat ones get skipped.  












Here's to living forever!!

 
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:36:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Well, they actually want you to die early.

http://www.researchut.com/blog/images/an_eyeful_a_day_keeps_the_doctor_away.jpg


I've always known the ladies hated me.  This proves it.  They want me to die**

**Stated only semi-satirically.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:40:08 PM EDT
Almost all of them have plastic boobs, no thanks.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:40:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Falcon09:
Now when my wife mentions exorcising, I'll just tell her that we need to take a walk in the mall and hang out in front of Victoria's Secret.  


If your wife mentions exorcising, she's telling you that you're possessed.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:43:27 PM EDT
Staring at two boobs ain't doing a damn thing for me.


Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:55:34 PM EDT
I always look at their eyes to make sure they see me looking at their boobs.



They tend to give you a little more bounce when you do.  
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 2:21:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BangStick1:
I always look at their eyes to make sure they see me looking at their boobs.

They tend to give you a little more bounce when you do.  


That is why they wear bounce capable clothing.

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 2:50:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BangStick1:
I always look at their eyes to make sure they see me looking at their boobs.

They tend to give you a little more bounce when you do.  




I need a shirt that says.

"I'm not looking at your eyes."                        
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 2:58:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/28/2010 4:04:01 PM EDT by PlaneJane]
Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts tits. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane

ETA: Better, cheri?
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:01:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BangStick1:
I always look at their eyes to make sure they see me looking at their boobs.

They tend to give you a little more bounce when you do.  


I'll lock eyes with them to be sure they don't notice my hand sneaking up for a quick feel.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:34:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DangerJ:
I knew there was something sinister behind those shirts!

Actually....there is probably something really great behind those shirts....


+oo
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:37:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By larkinmusic:

Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Originally Posted By USCGTACLET:
i knew it!


Some flat chested prude tried to blog and say it was a lie, just ignore that if someone here posts it. IT is just a smear. Probably from the same camp of the women who invented the "We can't change the litter box when we are pregnant" excuse.

AHHHH I hate that bullshit!!    My wife tried that shit with me when were just trying to conceive.  I don't even like the damn cats and there I was dumping their shit and piss everyday.  Fuck that.
 


I solved that problem right away. I just picked up the whole box, and set it out on the back porch. My wife protested, and asked me "Where's the cat supposed to pee?". I said in the box. She said, "what about when she's inside the house?'. I said "She won't be.", and I threw the cat out for the next 9 months. She wasn't happy about it, and neither was the cat, but they both got over it.

My wife just told me the other day that we are expecting again, and she came to the part about where she wanted me to tend the cat box. She was going on about how it's not so bad, and it's just a little cat pee, yadda, yadda, so on and so forth. All the while she was talking about it, I got up, made my way to the spare room where the cat box lives, picked it up, carried it out the back door and set it on the porch. When I came back in the room, she saw what I had done, and I said to her, "I'm sorry, were you saying something?". Well, no pie for me for a few days, but also no cat shit for the next 9 months either. And no cat. I think I win.

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:40:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Room101:
Well whadaya know. I'm a health nut after all...


ME too!    


 Women who don't want to be looked at should dress ultra conservatively(BURKA). I never understood the clothing being an invitation and then getting mad because I took them up on it.

You put 'em out there, I'm lookin' !
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:43:40 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Joe_Pennsy:


Staring at two boobs ain't doing a damn thing for me.


Dude, keep that shit out of a tit thread.



 
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:44:22 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Joe_Pennsy:


Staring at two boobs ain't doing a damn thing for me.






 
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:46:04 PM EDT
This thread is lacking boobs to stare at for my health
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:50:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane


That word makes me think of chicken,let's not try to church it up.....Jumblies.....please.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:50:30 PM EDT
I remember reading this some time ago.

It actually makes sense, as a infant breast were a source of comfort.


Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:58:38 PM EDT
So a nightly visit to the titty bar is very good for my health.  That's good to know.





I'll be poor but healthy.





CJ


Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:59:30 PM EDT
I would make it a point to look down at her tits in an obvious way.  Like Arsenio Hall looked down during the entire interview with Elvira
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:02:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane


That word makes me think of chicken,let's not try to church it up.....Jumblies.....please.

Sorry, I'll go fix it.

Jane

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:15:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts tits. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane

ETA: Better, cheri?


Much better,flesh zepplins,mighty milkers,boobs,sweater puppys,and a host of others would have been acceptable too.I'm in trouble now,aren't I?
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:31:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts tits. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane

ETA: Better, cheri?


Much better,flesh zepplins,mighty milkers,boobs,sweater puppys,and a host of others would have been acceptable too.I'm in trouble now,aren't I?

You, punkin?  Never.

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:40:05 PM EDT
( o ) ( o )   <––––––––––––-   make me
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:48:29 PM EDT
I have several bras. All with underwires and some with gravity defying support.

I don't buy those to keep men from looking.




Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:55:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts tits. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane

ETA: Better, cheri?


Much better,flesh zepplins,mighty milkers,boobs,sweater puppys,and a host of others would have been acceptable too.I'm in trouble now,aren't I?

You, punkin?  Never.



Awww...
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:57:49 PM EDT
We need a "women of ar15.com helping men" thread
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 5:00:02 PM EDT
Sorry, what did you say?

I was reading your shirt.....
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 5:01:12 PM EDT
maybe nsfw:




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