...really faint

And villians always
blink their eyes



continue...

What the fook are you talking about?

Quoted: What the fook are you talking about?

lol

That children are the only ones who blush;
And that life is just to die.

You can jump through a plate glass window without getting cut.

Guess I should have limited this to people over thirty.


Or forty.

Ever seen/heard a woman fart or spit?

Quoted: ...really faint And villians always blink their eyes continue...

Standing on the corner, suitcase in my hand,
Jack is in his coat, and Jane is her vest, and, me,
I'm in a rock'n'roll band.  Huh!
Ridin' in a Stutz-Bearcat, Jim
Y'know, those were different times!
Oh, all the poet, they studied rules of verse,
And the ladies, they rolled their eyes.
Sweet Jane!  Whoa!  Sweet Jane, oh-oh-a!  Sweet Jane!

I'll tell you something,
Jack, he is a banker,
And Jane, she is a clerk.
Both of them save their monies, ha,
And when, when they come home from work!
Ooh!  Sittin' down by the fire, oh!
The radio does play,
The classical music there, Jim.
"The March of the Wooden Soldiers".
All you protest kids.
You can hear Jack say, get ready, ah,
Sweet Jane!  Come on baby now! Sweet Jane! Oh-oh-a!  Sweet Jane!

Some people, they like to go out dancing,
And other peoples, they have to work.  Just watch me now!
And there's even some evil mothers,
Well they're gonna tell you that everything is just dirt.
Y'know that, women, never really faint,
And that villains always blink their eyes, woo!
And that, y'know, children are the only ones who blush!
And that, life is, just to die!
And, everyone who ever had a heart, oh,
That wouldn't turn around and break it.
And anyone who ever played a part, whoa,
And wouldn't turn around and hate it!

Sweet Jane!  Whoa-oh-oh!  Sweet Jane!  Sweet Jane.  Sweet Jane.
Sweet Jane.  Sweet Jane.

Heavenly wine and roses,
Seems to whisper to her when he smiles. ah,
Heavenly wine and roses,
Seems to whisper to her when he smiles. hey!
la-la-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la-la-la, oh
Sweet Jane!  Sweet Jane!  Sweet Jane!  Sweet Jane!  Sweet J

Mott The Hoople has the best version...

Quoted: Ever seen/heard a woman fart or spit?

Yes............ Women fart in restrooms.

Quoted: Quoted: Ever seen/heard a woman fart or spit? Yes............ Women fart in restrooms.

You've been in a women's restroom?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ever seen/heard a woman fart or spit? Yes............ Women fart in restrooms. You've been in a women's restroom?

No............. I hear the wife!


P.S. Ask the wimmins of arfcom........... I bet they do it too~

What's funny is a woman who will get the sink running to drown out the massive BRRRRUUUUMMPPPPFFFFF when that rush of air is released into the toilet.

If they would just fart indiscriminately like us men, they wouldn't have to worry about that massive release.

Quoted: What's funny is a woman who will get the sink running to drown out the massive BRRRRUUUUMMPPPPFFFFF when that rush of air is released into the toilet. If they would just fart indiscriminately like us men, they wouldn't have to worry about that massive release.

YEP!!!!! You've got it!  Thats why they never complain about how high the water bill is..............

I searched yahoo for "wtf pics" and found this (BOTD warning for the linky):
www.angelfitness.com/wtfworld2003champ.htm