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Posted: 8/27/2005 12:40:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/27/2005 12:43:00 PM EDT by fook]
...really faint

And villians always
blink their eyes



continue...
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 12:40:55 PM EDT
What the fook are you talking about?
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 12:41:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:
What the fook are you talking about?



lol
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 12:43:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 12:43:49 PM EDT
That children are the only ones who blush;
And that life is just to die.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 12:46:28 PM EDT
You can jump through a plate glass window without getting cut.

Link Posted: 8/27/2005 1:00:37 PM EDT
Guess I should have limited this to people over thirty.


Or forty.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 1:04:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/27/2005 1:04:48 PM EDT by Silver_Surfer]
Ever seen/heard a woman fart or spit?
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 5:30:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fook:
...really faint

And villians always
blink their eyes



continue...



Standing on the corner, suitcase in my hand,
Jack is in his coat, and Jane is her vest, and, me,
I'm in a rock'n'roll band. Huh!
Ridin' in a Stutz-Bearcat, Jim
Y'know, those were different times!
Oh, all the poet, they studied rules of verse,
And the ladies, they rolled their eyes.
Sweet Jane! Whoa! Sweet Jane, oh-oh-a! Sweet Jane!

I'll tell you something,
Jack, he is a banker,
And Jane, she is a clerk.
Both of them save their monies, ha,
And when, when they come home from work!
Ooh! Sittin' down by the fire, oh!
The radio does play,
The classical music there, Jim.
"The March of the Wooden Soldiers".
All you protest kids.
You can hear Jack say, get ready, ah,
Sweet Jane! Come on baby now! Sweet Jane! Oh-oh-a! Sweet Jane!

Some people, they like to go out dancing,
And other peoples, they have to work. Just watch me now!
And there's even some evil mothers,
Well they're gonna tell you that everything is just dirt.
Y'know that, women, never really faint,
And that villains always blink their eyes, woo!

And that, y'know, children are the only ones who blush!
And that, life is, just to die!
And, everyone who ever had a heart, oh,
That wouldn't turn around and break it.
And anyone who ever played a part, whoa,
And wouldn't turn around and hate it!

Sweet Jane! Whoa-oh-oh! Sweet Jane! Sweet Jane. Sweet Jane.
Sweet Jane. Sweet Jane.

Heavenly wine and roses,
Seems to whisper to her when he smiles. ah,
Heavenly wine and roses,
Seems to whisper to her when he smiles. hey!
la-la-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la-la-la, oh
Sweet Jane! Sweet Jane! Sweet Jane! Sweet Jane! Sweet J

Mott The Hoople has the best version...
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 5:37:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Silver_Surfer:
Ever seen/heard a woman fart or spit?



Yes............ Women fart in restrooms.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 5:41:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dru:

Originally Posted By Silver_Surfer:
Ever seen/heard a woman fart or spit?



Yes............ Women fart in restrooms.



You've been in a women's restroom?
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 5:54:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/27/2005 5:55:18 PM EDT by Dru]

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By Dru:

Originally Posted By Silver_Surfer:
Ever seen/heard a woman fart or spit?



Yes............ Women fart in restrooms.



You've been in a women's restroom?




No............. I hear the wife!


P.S. Ask the wimmins of arfcom........... I bet they do it too~

Link Posted: 8/27/2005 5:59:13 PM EDT
What's funny is a woman who will get the sink running to drown out the massive BRRRRUUUUMMPPPPFFFFF when that rush of air is released into the toilet.

If they would just fart indiscriminately like us men, they wouldn't have to worry about that massive release.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 6:02:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 6:03:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
What's funny is a woman who will get the sink running to drown out the massive BRRRRUUUUMMPPPPFFFFF when that rush of air is released into the toilet.

If they would just fart indiscriminately like us men, they wouldn't have to worry about that massive release.




YEP!!!!! You've got it! Thats why they never complain about how high the water bill is..............
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 6:07:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/27/2005 6:08:25 PM EDT by txgp17]
I searched yahoo for "wtf pics" and found this (BOTD warning for the linky):
www.angelfitness.com/wtfworld2003champ.htm
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