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Posted: 1/7/2006 11:15:53 AM EDT
You have been given the power to forever ban three songs. They can no longer be played on the radio. All existing copies of the song swill be destroyed. Sheet music will be burned to prevent future generations from playing the songs. Anyone playing these songs will be put in prison or executed.

The song will only exist in memories, and after everyone that remembers the songs passes away, the songs will be gone forever.

So what three songs do you pick?

For me, they are:
"All right now" by Free
"Rock and roll hoochie coo" by Rick Derringer.
Third song to be named later once I narrow down the list.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:18:04 AM EDT
Bruce Springsteen "I'm on fire"
ABBA "Take a chance on me"
"Walk on the wild side" by whoever sang it
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:18:30 AM EDT
whats your name little girl or whatever the hell that stupid song is called by skynard
free bird
and give me three steps

yes they over play skynard on the local rock stations
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:19:25 AM EDT
November Rain

Sweet Child of Mine


Every rose has its thorn.


GONE FOREVER.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:21:30 AM EDT
Red Neck Woman-Gretchen Wilson
Tub Thumping-Chubabwumba (or however you spell it)
I Love This Bar-Toby Keith
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:21:40 AM EDT
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I will give up my three songs.....if we can just get rid of Celine Dion.



Or Madonna.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:23:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 11:24:08 AM EDT by FMJshooter]
LYNYRD SKYNYRD - SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

Fucking antigun sheeple anthem.

What a POS.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:23:49 AM EDT
The Electric Slide
YMCA
Hokey Pokey
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:23:57 AM EDT
As long as "Walkin On Sunshine" and "We Built This City" are on the list, I don't give a rip what the last one is.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:24:44 AM EDT
Smoke on the Water (God if I hear that song one more time...)

and any songs by Creed
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:25:13 AM EDT
Don't Worry, be Happy

YMCA

Laffy Taffy
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:25:19 AM EDT
"I got you babe", sonny and cher

That "I got a fast car" song by that lady with a tarantula on her head....Tracy Chapman?

"I'm dreamin of a white christmas", by ANYONE.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:25:36 AM EDT
Ill use all three choices for System of a Down...

Put those douchebags on the boat back to Armenia...

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:25:38 AM EDT
The three most popular rap songs that advocate violence or hatred.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:25:39 AM EDT
I could narrow it down to 3 genres, but never 3 songs.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:27:10 AM EDT
I can't narrow it down to just three. Pick any song at random produced by rappers or any pop artist since 1990 that isn't 3 Doors Down.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:29:25 AM EDT
Ebony and Ivory for sure, then others already listed.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:29:38 AM EDT
Actually if we are going to do what ifs,I would rather be able to put to death for the good of mankind three sucky artists.
1) Yanni
2) John Tesh
3) That dude that plays the pan flute,Zamfir I think

These are just the top three names out of my spiral ring notebook where I keep the names of those I hate
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:30:20 AM EDT
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-riders on the storm by the doors
-touch me baby by the doors
-LA woman by the doors

yes - i do not like much of anything they did - with the exception of "this is the end"
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:34:18 AM EDT
the banana song and the peanut butter jelly song. I have to think for a third one.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:36:03 AM EDT
"Abracadabra" by the Steve Miller Band.

"Yesterday" by the Beatles (and that includes every muzak version ever recorded for elevators and lobbies).

Get rid of those two and I'll spot you the third.

-Gator
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:43:24 AM EDT
Anything by Neil Diamond or Billy Joel. Three's a start.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:49:02 AM EDT
I was just thinking about the worst songs that have come out in the past few months. I lothe these songs, and what makes matters worse it that they are popular on the radio stations

-Laffy Taffy
-HonkyTonk Badonkadonk
-My Hump

What the hell are poeple thinking while listening to this crap?
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:50:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By scrum:
As long as "Walkin On Sunshine" and "We Built This City" are on the list, I don't give a rip what the last one is.



Walking on Sunshine was sung by a band called.............Katrina and the Waves

Think about it
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:51:36 AM EDT
Tubthumping
Who Let The Dogs Out

Those two I thought of right away, but I'm listening to Johnny Cash right now, so it's hard to have bad music on my mind.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:57:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By stratsandaks:
I Love This Bar-Toby Keith



Toby Keith is from here...he has a restaurant downtown called "I love this bar........and grill!"
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:57:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By colklink:
Actually if we are going to do what ifs,I would rather be able to put to death for the good of mankind three sucky artists.
1) Yanni
2) John Tesh
3) That dude that plays the pan flute,Zamfir I think

These are just the top three names out of my spiral ring notebook where I keep the names of those I hate



On the radio a few weeks ago, I heard some guy ripping on an album by Yannie called "the sounds of love". In his words, "it has harps and shit in it. What the fuck? When I bought The Sounds of Love, I was expecting to hear things like balls slapping ass"

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:58:26 AM EDT
it is raining men or whatever
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:59:16 AM EDT
"I Want to Rock 'n Roll All Night" by Kiss

"Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba

"You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" by Bachman Turner Overdrive

I can list hundreds more songs, but there isn't enough time.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:59:33 AM EDT
#3 "Hey, Mickey!" by Toni Basil (A large local radio station, the DJ took off that record midplay, broke it, broke all the remaining copies in the station, and announced that song would never be played again by that station. And it never was. )


#2 "Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder (Should have been broken and never played again.)


And the all time top of the list needs to be permanently banned song...


#1 "We are the World" by Michael "I like little boys" Jackson and Lionel Richie

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:40:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 12:45:40 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

Torturously bad redneck homo noise.

What I Am - Edie Brickell

What she is is fucking annoying.

And the all time Hippie Anthem "Big Yellow Taxi" by ANY ARTIST.

DIE, DIE, DIE.

If I could make one group magically disappear it would be Guns-N-Roses.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:42:28 PM EDT
Anything 3 selections from the no talent Beatles!!!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:44:39 PM EDT
Imangine by Lenon..
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:48:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TUMOR:
Anything 3 selections from the no talent Beatles!!!!



Amen!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:49:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TUMOR:
Anything 3 selections from the no talent Beatles!!!!



AGREED!The Beatles suck allmost as much hind tit as those decrepid fuckers in the rolling stones.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:53:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TUMOR:
Anything 3 selections from the no talent Beatles!!!!



Holy cow! Thank God I'm not the only one to think this!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:59:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 1:19:52 PM EDT by RiffRandall]

Originally Posted By jmboom:
the banana song and the peanut butter jelly song. I have to think for a third one.



The badger/badger/mushroom song Click at your own peril



Originally posted by Bellona:
"I Want to Rock 'n Roll All Night" by Kiss"



A big +1 on that. I fkn hate that song!

Another +1 re "Saturday Night Special".


Songs that I'd like to see banned for a limited time (ban to sunset in 5-10 years)
"Iron Man"
"Paranoid"
"Warpigs"
I'm a serious Black Sabbath fan but enuff already with these three songs!!!!!! There's 8 albums of Ozzy era Sabbath to choose from. WTF do you only hear these 3 songs from the 2nd album?

"No More Mr Nice Guy"
"School's Out"
I like Alice Cooper but I'm sorry......these 2 have to go, at least for a while.

"Stairway To Heaven"...this one almost qualifies for a permanent ban.

"Bad To The Bone" ...another one that might actually need to be banned permanently. Wasn't so bad to begin with but ever since it was used on the "Christine" soundtrack Hollywood & radio has run it into the ground.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:07:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By colklink:

Originally Posted By TUMOR:
Anything 3 selections from the no talent Beatles!!!!



AGREED!The Beatles suck allmost as much hind tit as those decrepid fuckers in the rolling stones.



Any of the CRAP that they call Gansta Rap or Hip Hop. Give me the Beatles or Stones any day!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:07:12 PM EDT
1. Hotel California
2. Hotel California
3. Hotel California


Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:16:41 PM EDT
1. Imagine

2. and 3. Any two popular rap/hip-hop songs. Two less ain't much, but it's a start.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:17:19 PM EDT
stairway to heaven.

Way over played.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:26:43 PM EDT
Anything by Garth Brooks

Billy gots his beer goggles on

tequilla make her clothes come off

so many more that I dont know the proper names to but 99.999% of pop country needs to be banned.

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:50:08 PM EDT
anything from Eminem
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:55:14 PM EDT
Stairway to Heaven- Led Zep

Shook me all night long- AC/DC

HiHi-Puffy-AmiYumi Show- Cartoon Network
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:58:08 PM EDT
"Freebird"

"Hurt" done by Johnny Cash

Almost anything from Metallica

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 2:01:56 PM EDT
"These boots were made for walking"

"Take a walk on the wildside"

"YMCA"
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 2:08:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 2:09:00 PM EDT by USGI_45]
Lacuna Coil-Heavens a lie
Breaking Benjamin-so cold
Dixie Chicks-...?the soldier song??
3days grace-I hate everything....

Ok so I picked 4...blah blah blah
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 2:09:39 PM EDT
How about this, just any song from the 60's 70's or 80's that gets played like 1000 times a day all over the country! And people wonder why radio now officially sucks hard cock! no wonder talk is the "new" format! i'd rather hear some old fart talk politics than listen to "i don't wanna work" at 500 pm everyday!! or bad to the bone or whole lotta love or freebird or Money or ......... I mean jesus christ what is it ? 1975?
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 2:14:10 PM EDT
I think I'm too old for this game, but here goes...

1. "Seasons in the sun" --- Terry Jacks
2. "Muskrat Love" --- The Captain and Tenille
3. "Lovin' You" --- Minnie Ripperton


First runner up...

Feelings - Any artist who bothered to cover it should be shot...
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 2:14:35 PM EDT
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