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Posted: 11/21/2012 6:20:12 PM EDT
Shout out some ideas who you would surround yourself with.
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That Australian hurdler and Patty Ann Brown.
That's all I'll need. |
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Ted Nugent as Sec. of Defense. Ron Paul as Sec. of Treasury. The woman I'm going to have an affair with is still up in the air.
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Walter Williams and Thomas Sowell can have whatever positions they want.
Len Savage gets to deal with the ATF Firearms branch. |
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Number 1: Stanley McChrystal, SecDef
Number 2: Allen West, Press Secretary Number 3: John Bolton, SOS |
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Condi Rice (no disrespect I can't spell worth a darn), Joe Liberman,Karen Huges. Allen West
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Quoted: Number 1: Stanley McChrystal, SecDef Number 2: Allen West, Press Secretary Number 3: John Bolton, SOS The verbal beatdowns would be EPIC! |
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Number 1: Stanley McChrystal, SecDef Number 2: Allen West, Press Secretary Number 3: John Bolton, SOS Judge Napolitano as Attorney General |
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Secretary of State - John Bolton
Secretary of Defense - Gen. Mattis Secretary of Energy - T. Boone Pickens Chairman of the Federal Reserve - Ron Paul Press Secretary - Rush Limbaugh Secretary of the Interior - Ted Nugent |
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Shout out some ideas who you would surround yourself with. AG... Nolo. Head of BATFE... Len Savage SecDef... Dick Marchinko Sec of State... John Bolton Sec of Treasury... Bubbles Ambassador to the UN... my mother. BWAHAHAHA Yes, keeping us in the UN just to torture them with my mother would be worth it. |
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Sec of State - John Bolton Nigel Farage
Sec of Def - Allen West (also, department renamed to Department of War) Sec of Education - abolished Sec of HHS - abolished Sec of Agriculture - Herman Cain Attorney General - Darrel Issa Sec of Treasury - Gary Johnson Sec of HUD - abolished Sec of Transportation - not sure, but leaning towards abolishing this one Sec of Energy - Kirk Sorensen Sec of Vet Affairs - Ed Sr Sec of Interior - Sarah Palin Sec of Labor - abolished Sec of Commerce - not sure, but leaning towards abolishing this one Sec of DHS - abolished, with all employees of TSA executed in public (kidding on that last one........ sorta ) And while this isn't a cabinet level position............... Head of ATF - Ted Nugent |
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C. Thomas Howell
Charlie Sheen Animate corpse of Patrick Swayze. |
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Napolitano as Atty Gen.
Col. West as Sect. of Defense Karl Deringer as Sect. of Treasury (We will find out when the gold left Ft. Knox?) No Secretary of Education because that department vanished with the deficit. No Secretary of Housing because its being disbanded (all pro-jects to be given to its tenants). No Heimat Sicherheit Dienst Secretariat because that's being defunded. No Dept. of Transportation either No Labor Department (except for Pension & Benefit Fraud which actually does good work) No Dept. of Agriculture (Sorry Mono-Santos & Agri-Korps) No Dept. of Energy (anything created by Cah-tah can't be good) No more EPA (now we can have the European diesel-electric cars that get 50 miles per gallon) |
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Nobody who is or was a member of the Council on Foreign Relations or the Trilateral Commission. No Bilderberg attendees, either.
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Allen Gura for first SCOTUS nomination
Agriculture Commerce Defense - Mattis Education Energy Health and Human Services Homeland Security Housing and Urban Development Interior Labor State - Mattis Transportation Treasury - Thomas Sewell Veterans Affairs Attorney General - Nolo For those that say abolish an agency, you can't. What you CAN do, however is appoint someone that will dismantle, weaken, and essentially hogtie the agency to the greatest extent possible. |
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Gary Johnson is my VP. Not sure where else he'd fit in my cabinet.
Gen Mattis will be given his choice of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs or head of the VA. personally, I'd rather see him at the VA. |
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SecState: John Bolton (seems to be a trend here )
SecDef: Fred Thompson, because our enemies dont take a shit without a plan. AG: Judge Andrew Napolitano (until one of the liberals on SCOTUS quit), then Tom Sullivan. SecInt: Ted Nugent SecEnergy: Need to find a conservative scientist, one who will call Anthroprogenic Climate Change the farce it is...liking the previous mention of T. Boone Pickens. SecCommerce: Thomas Sowell SecLabor: Scott Walker SecTreas: Rand Paul ETA: Stuart Varney SecDOT: The current head of OOIDA SecVA: I dont know. Probably the most injured war veteran I could find who held a medical degree. Someone who has been through the VA. SecHHS: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States. SecHUD: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States. SecEducation: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States. SecHomelandSecurity: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States. Border Patrol stregnthened to the the Marines' little brother in size and scope. SecAg: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States with the exception of Agri inspections at border for incoming food. Raw Milk sales will be left up to the states. Fun Addins: Head of NOAA: Joe Bastardi Director OMB: Dave Ramsey (although I cant stand that prick half the time) EPA: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States. Ambassador to UN: Mark Stiein. Chairman of FedReserve: Ron Paul (shut the damned thing down Ron) Press Secretary: Jenna Lee/Megyn Kelly Tag Team, assistant Press Secretary Ainsley Earhart Head of ATF: Current head of GOA? Someone so pro-gun that Sarah Brady would have a stroke over. Chief of Staff: John Stossel Head of DEA: Tommy Chong (Actually, department canned) There, that ought to be able to piss everyone off with at least one choice on that list. |
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Sec of Defense - Cincinnatus
Sec of State - Sirensong Sec of Ed - DkProf Atty Gen - Mcculver5 CIA Director - NorCal_LEO |
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I'd make damn sure that BATFE was repurposed to educate people on Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives production
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I'm not gonna run for office. I'm thick as shit. Here's who I would like to have: Prime Minister Daniel Hannan MEP - Conservative PartyLocalism Hannan's main idea is the promotion of localism. He believes that local government independence is impossible without giving local government self-financing. To that end, he supports replacing Value Added Tax with a local sales tax, set by local councils. Electoral reform Hannan argues in his writings and in the media (for example, during an appearance on Question Time on BBC television on 28 May 2009) for ballot initiatives (whereby electors can directly enact legislation as happens in Switzerland), a power of recall (whereby a sitting Member of Parliament can be forced to submit to re-election if enough of his local electorate support this), fixed term parliaments, local and national referendums, open primaries and the abolition of party lists. Economic policy Hannan wrote in March 2011 criticizing anti-austerity protesters, stating that that they "have decided to indulge their penchant for empty, futile, self-righteous indignation." He remarked, "After "No Cuts!” the marchers’ favourite slogan was "Fairness!" Alright, then... How about being fair to our children, whom we have freighted with a debt unprecedented in peacetime?" Foreign policy Hannan has a 'deep admiration' of the United States, and describes himself as an Atlanticist with inherently positive views of the United States as well as other English-speaking nations. Deputy Prime Minister Nigel Farage MEP - UK Independence PartyDo I really need to do anything other than link to youtube clips? I've placed a great Daniel Hannan speech in here for good measure, too. |
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ambassador to libya - barack obama Yeah, when I read that, I almost lost my coffee |
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Sec treas. Ron Paul
All the other positions would be filled by personal associates. |
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Ambassador to Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria. Obama
Sec Def. Mattis Sec State, West Sec Interior. Nugent Press Sec. Palin Treasury Sec. Paul Vice President. Marcus Luttrell C.I.A. I would let Mattis and West pick together. Attorney General. Napolitano Supreme Court Nominees: Sowell, NoloContendere and whoever else the people in my cabinet recommend. |
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I would not have a SoS. World "leaders" would have to come to me hat in hand for their handouts.
The fuckers better bring guns as gifts too. The first state dinner would be a interesting affair. Hope they like deer meat fresh from Camp David. |
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Catherine Zeta-Jones, Zooey Deschanel, Any Adams, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Salma Hayek, Sophie Marceau, Anne Hathoway, Alyssa Milano, Jennifer Love Hewitt...just to start.
Whoever is picked is more than likely going to be incompetent as all hell, so they may as well be nice to look at and hopefully...interact with. |
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Secretary of State - John Bolton Secretary of Defense - Gen. Mattis Secretary of Energy - T. Boone Pickens Chairman of the Federal Reserve - Ron Paul Press Secretary - Rush Limbaugh Secretary of the Interior - Ted Nugent Oddly enough, This is a well thought out lineup. If this was a video game.... I would like to see how this one ended up. |
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Technicians who were successful in the private sector who have had no interest, to the point of being hostile to the idea, in .gov service.
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Ted Nugent as Sec. of Defense. Ron Paul as Sec. of Treasury. The woman I'm going to have an affair with is still up in the air. awesome. a draft dodger and a blame us for 9/11 guy in one cabinet. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Dennis Miller - Press Secretary Love it! was coming in to post this. Dennis Miller would be awesome. I would also have Michael Berry in there somewhere. |
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I'd ask Nigel Farage to be the US ambassador to the UK.
I would definitely ask Dick Cheney to serve in any advisory capacity he would wish to serve in. That man is SMART and knows more about what goes on inside the beltway than any man alive. I'd intentionally try to put Allen West in a position that would enhance his standing as a future Presidential hopeful. Judge Napolitano as AG. His first orders would be to enact an open amnesty registration for ALL classes of NFA firearms, to be held open and active until I tell him to shut it down. An order I'd never give. I'd choose an aggressive military officer with a long history of combat and an even longer history of not putting up with bullshit as my Secretary of Defense. His rank would not be a factor. I might even choose a senior enlisted man if he has the right attributes. The Joint Chiefs of Staff would be carefully chosen to NOT be politically correct or likely to kiss any asses. Upon reviewing the personnel folders for these candidates, bonus points would be assigned to them for each instance of disciplinary action against them for insubordination or failure to adhere to the chain of command, or ignoring orders when the outcome was favorable. I want men who can THINK, not just follow orders like robots. The most rigid rule must at times be bent or broken in order to do what is right. No rule can account for every imaginable situation, and it is those situations that separate the men with judgement, intelligence, and courage from the rest. If one of the members of the JCS can not stand up to me and tell me that I'm uninformed or full of shit when that happens to be the case, then he doesn't deserve to be on the JCS. NOBODY who sucks up and doesn't tell the truth as he sees it would be on my cabinet. Some cabinet positions would not be filled as I'd be disposing of those positions and the agencies they represent. We need LESS government. The core guiding principle that I would expect all members of my cabinet to follow is simply this: "There is nothing so precious and worthy of defense as the individual rights and freedoms of the individual citizens of this nation. Do everything you can to protect and extend those rights and freedoms." CJ |
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successful businessmen and women I'd settle for somebody who got above a D in ECON 101 at this point... |
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