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1/22/2020 12:12:56 PM
Posted: 11/21/2012 5:20:12 PM EST
Shout out some ideas who you would surround yourself with.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:22:03 PM EST
Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, George Dickle.....
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:22:14 PM EST
Thomas Sowell
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:23:49 PM EST
That Australian hurdler and Patty Ann Brown.

That's all I'll need.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:25:18 PM EST
Ted Nugent as Sec. of Defense. Ron Paul as Sec. of Treasury. The woman I'm going to have an affair with is still up in the air.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:25:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 5:26:22 PM EST by Htown156]
Ted Nugent
Ron Paul
Hayden Panatierre
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:26:59 PM EST
Walter Williams and Thomas Sowell can have whatever positions they want.

Len Savage gets to deal with the ATF Firearms branch.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:28:13 PM EST
Dead hookers go in the cabinet.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:31:19 PM EST
Number 1: Stanley McChrystal, SecDef
Number 2: Allen West, Press Secretary
Number 3: John Bolton, SOS
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:35:59 PM EST
Condi Rice (no disrespect I can't spell worth a darn), Joe Liberman,Karen Huges. Allen West
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:36:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By PanzerOfDoom:
Number 1: Stanley McChrystal, SecDef
Number 2: Allen West, Press Secretary
Number 3: John Bolton, SOS

The verbal beatdowns would be EPIC!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:37:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By PanzerOfDoom:
Number 1: Stanley McChrystal, SecDef
Number 2: Allen West, Press Secretary
Number 3: John Bolton, SOS


Judge Napolitano as Attorney General
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:37:36 PM EST
Secretary of State - John Bolton

Secretary of Defense - Gen. Mattis

Secretary of Energy - T. Boone Pickens

Chairman of the Federal Reserve - Ron Paul

Press Secretary - Rush Limbaugh

Secretary of the Interior - Ted Nugent

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:38:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By widerstehe:
Shout out some ideas who you would surround yourself with.


AG... Nolo.
Head of BATFE... Len Savage
SecDef... Dick Marchinko
Sec of State... John Bolton
Sec of Treasury... Bubbles
Ambassador to the UN... my mother. BWAHAHAHA Yes, keeping us in the UN just to torture them with my mother would be worth it.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:39:27 PM EST
An indian.

Wait, those go in the cupboard, don't they?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:54:23 PM EST
1st post again!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:56:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 5:58:02 PM EST by the-fly]
Sec of State - John Bolton Nigel Farage

Sec of Def - Allen West (also, department renamed to Department of War)
Sec of Education - abolished
Sec of HHS - abolished
Sec of Agriculture - Herman Cain
Attorney General - Darrel Issa
Sec of Treasury - Gary Johnson
Sec of HUD - abolished
Sec of Transportation - not sure, but leaning towards abolishing this one
Sec of Energy - Kirk Sorensen
Sec of Vet Affairs - Ed Sr
Sec of Interior - Sarah Palin
Sec of Labor - abolished
Sec of Commerce - not sure, but leaning towards abolishing this one
Sec of DHS - abolished, with all employees of TSA executed in public (kidding on that last one........ sorta )

And while this isn't a cabinet level position...............

Head of ATF - Ted Nugent
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:00:17 PM EST
C. Thomas Howell
Charlie Sheen
Animate corpse of Patrick Swayze.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:03:07 PM EST
Surgeon General: Bill Frist
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:06:59 PM EST
Napolitano as Atty Gen.
Col. West as Sect. of Defense
Karl Deringer as Sect. of Treasury (We will find out when the gold left Ft. Knox?)


No Secretary of Education because that department vanished with the deficit.
No Secretary of Housing because its being disbanded (all pro-jects to be given to its tenants).
No Heimat Sicherheit Dienst Secretariat because that's being defunded.
No Dept. of Transportation either
No Labor Department (except for Pension & Benefit Fraud which actually does good work)
No Dept. of Agriculture (Sorry Mono-Santos & Agri-Korps)
No Dept. of Energy (anything created by Cah-tah can't be good)
No more EPA (now we can have the European diesel-electric cars that get 50 miles per gallon)
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:12:14 PM EST
Nobody who is or was a member of the Council on Foreign Relations or the Trilateral Commission. No Bilderberg attendees, either.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:18:10 PM EST
Allen Gura for first SCOTUS nomination

Agriculture
Commerce
Defense - Mattis
Education
Energy
Health and Human Services
Homeland Security
Housing and Urban Development
Interior
Labor
State - Mattis
Transportation
Treasury - Thomas Sewell
Veterans Affairs
Attorney General - Nolo

For those that say abolish an agency, you can't. What you CAN do, however is appoint someone that will dismantle, weaken, and essentially hogtie the agency to the greatest extent possible.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:21:25 PM EST
Gary Johnson is my VP. Not sure where else he'd fit in my cabinet.

Gen Mattis will be given his choice of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs or head of the VA. personally, I'd rather see him at the VA.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:23:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 7:14:32 PM EST by MoparMike]
SecState: John Bolton (seems to be a trend here )
SecDef: Fred Thompson, because our enemies dont take a shit without a plan.
AG: Judge Andrew Napolitano (until one of the liberals on SCOTUS quit), then Tom Sullivan.
SecInt: Ted Nugent
SecEnergy: Need to find a conservative scientist, one who will call Anthroprogenic Climate Change the farce it is...liking the previous mention of T. Boone Pickens.
SecCommerce: Thomas Sowell
SecLabor: Scott Walker
SecTreas: Rand Paul ETA: Stuart Varney
SecDOT: The current head of OOIDA
SecVA: I dont know. Probably the most injured war veteran I could find who held a medical degree. Someone who has been through the VA.
SecHHS: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States. SecHUD: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States.
SecEducation: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States.
SecHomelandSecurity: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States. Border Patrol stregnthened to the the Marines' little brother in size and scope.
SecAg: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States with the exception of Agri inspections at border for incoming food. Raw Milk sales will be left up to the states.




Fun Addins:

Head of NOAA: Joe Bastardi
Director OMB: Dave Ramsey (although I cant stand that prick half the time)
EPA: Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States.
Ambassador to UN: Mark Stiein.
Chairman of FedReserve: Ron Paul (shut the damned thing down Ron)
Press Secretary: Jenna Lee/Megyn Kelly Tag Team, assistant Press Secretary Ainsley Earhart
Head of ATF: Current head of GOA? Someone so pro-gun that Sarah Brady would have a stroke over.
Chief of Staff: John Stossel
Head of DEA: Tommy Chong (Actually, department canned)





There, that ought to be able to piss everyone off with at least one choice on that list.
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[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 6:31:50 PM EST by Krink]
ambassador to libya - barack obama
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:33:58 PM EST
Dennis Miller - Press Secretary
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:34:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By Htown156:
Ted Nugent
Ron Paul
Hayden Panatierre


THIS!!!!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:37:56 PM EST
Sec of Defense - Cincinnatus
Sec of State - Sirensong
Sec of Ed - DkProf
Atty Gen - Mcculver5
CIA Director - NorCal_LEO
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 12:07:29 AM EST
Originally Posted By Krink:
ambassador to libya - barack obama


Link Posted: 11/22/2012 12:42:28 AM EST
Red Green
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:07:18 AM EST
I'd make damn sure that BATFE was repurposed to educate people on Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives production
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 5:47:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 5:48:23 AM EST by Cromlech]

I'm not gonna run for office. I'm thick as shit.

Here's who I would like to have:


Prime Minister
Daniel Hannan MEP - Conservative Party

Localism
Hannan's main idea is the promotion of localism. He believes that local government independence is impossible without giving local government self-financing. To that end, he supports replacing Value Added Tax with a local sales tax, set by local councils.

Electoral reform
Hannan argues in his writings and in the media (for example, during an appearance on Question Time on BBC television on 28 May 2009) for ballot initiatives (whereby electors can directly enact legislation as happens in Switzerland), a power of recall (whereby a sitting Member of Parliament can be forced to submit to re-election if enough of his local electorate support this), fixed term parliaments, local and national referendums, open primaries and the abolition of party lists.

Economic policy
Hannan wrote in March 2011 criticizing anti-austerity protesters, stating that that they "have decided to indulge their penchant for empty, futile, self-righteous indignation." He remarked, "After "No Cuts!” the marchers’ favourite slogan was "Fairness!" Alright, then... How about being fair to our children, whom we have freighted with a debt unprecedented in peacetime?"

Foreign policy
Hannan has a 'deep admiration' of the United States, and describes himself as an Atlanticist with inherently positive views of the United States as well as other English-speaking nations.



Deputy Prime Minister
Nigel Farage MEP - UK Independence Party

Do I really need to do anything other than link to youtube clips?

I've placed a great Daniel Hannan speech in here for good measure, too.






Link Posted: 11/22/2012 5:56:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By widerstehe:
Originally Posted By Krink:
ambassador to libya - barack obama





Yeah, when I read that, I almost lost my coffee

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 6:16:29 AM EST
Head of DEA: Tommy Chong (Actually, department canned)

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 6:21:35 AM EST
Sec treas. Ron Paul

All the other positions would be filled by personal associates.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 6:27:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 6:31:54 AM EST by millfire517]
Ambassador to Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria. Obama
Sec Def. Mattis
Sec State, West
Sec Interior. Nugent
Press Sec. Palin
Treasury Sec. Paul
Vice President. Marcus Luttrell
C.I.A. I would let Mattis and West pick together.
Attorney General. Napolitano
Supreme Court Nominees: Sowell, NoloContendere and whoever else the people in my cabinet recommend.
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[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 6:36:07 AM EST by 1srelluc]
I would not have a SoS. World "leaders" would have to come to me hat in hand for their handouts.

The fuckers better bring guns as gifts too.

The first state dinner would be a interesting affair. Hope they like deer meat fresh from Camp David.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 6:41:57 AM EST
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Zooey Deschanel, Any Adams, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Salma Hayek, Sophie Marceau, Anne Hathoway, Alyssa Milano, Jennifer Love Hewitt...just to start.

Whoever is picked is more than likely going to be incompetent as all hell, so they may as well be nice to look at and hopefully...interact with.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:00:24 AM EST
Originally Posted By bluezerosix:
Secretary of State - John Bolton

Secretary of Defense - Gen. Mattis

Secretary of Energy - T. Boone Pickens

Chairman of the Federal Reserve - Ron Paul

Press Secretary - Rush Limbaugh

Secretary of the Interior - Ted Nugent


Oddly enough, This is a well thought out lineup. If this was a video game.... I would like to see how this one ended up.

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:03:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 7:04:05 AM EST by South_Side_Shooter]
Technicians who were successful in the private sector who have had no interest, to the point of being hostile to the idea, in .gov service.

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:04:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By KnifeCollector:
Ted Nugent as Sec. of Defense. Ron Paul as Sec. of Treasury. The woman I'm going to have an affair with is still up in the air.


awesome. a draft dodger and a blame us for 9/11 guy in one cabinet.

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:09:34 AM EST
Originally Posted By sd_norske:
Dennis Miller - Press Secretary


Love it!
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:13:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By stevieh46360:
Originally Posted By sd_norske:
Dennis Miller - Press Secretary


Love it!

was coming in to post this. Dennis Miller would be awesome. I would also have Michael Berry in there somewhere.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:23:48 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 7:29:06 AM EST by cmjohnson]
I'd ask Nigel Farage to be the US ambassador to the UK.


I would definitely ask Dick Cheney to serve in any advisory capacity he would wish to serve in. That man is SMART
and knows more about what goes on inside the beltway than any man alive.

I'd intentionally try to put Allen West in a position that would enhance his standing as a future Presidential hopeful.

Judge Napolitano as AG. His first orders would be to enact an open amnesty registration for ALL classes of NFA firearms,
to be held open and active until I tell him to shut it down. An order I'd never give.

I'd choose an aggressive military officer with a long history of combat and an even longer history of not putting
up with bullshit as my Secretary of Defense. His rank would not be a factor. I might even choose a senior enlisted
man if he has the right attributes.

The Joint Chiefs of Staff would be carefully chosen to NOT be politically correct or likely to kiss any asses.
Upon reviewing the personnel folders for these candidates, bonus points would be assigned to them for each
instance of disciplinary action against them for insubordination or failure to adhere to the chain of command,
or ignoring orders when the outcome was favorable. I want men who can THINK, not just follow orders like robots.

The most rigid rule must at times be bent or broken in order to do what is right. No rule can account for every
imaginable situation, and it is those situations that separate the men with judgement, intelligence, and courage
from the rest. If one of the members of the JCS can not stand up to me and tell me that I'm uninformed or
full of shit when that happens to be the case, then he doesn't deserve to be on the JCS.


NOBODY who sucks up and doesn't tell the truth as he sees it would be on my cabinet.

Some cabinet positions would not be filled as I'd be disposing of those positions and the agencies they represent.


We need LESS government.

The core guiding principle that I would expect all members of my cabinet to follow is simply this:
"There is nothing so precious and worthy of defense as the individual rights and freedoms of the
individual citizens of this nation. Do everything you can to protect and extend those rights and
freedoms."




CJ

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:23:53 AM EST
successful businessmen and women
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:37:16 AM EST
Barack Obama.



Oh, you meant like, secretaries and stuff.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:38:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By IanK:
successful businessmen and women


I'd settle for somebody who got above a D in ECON 101 at this point...
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