Here's the review I posted at the McUzi board:

For some odd reason I decided to pry myself away from the computer this evening for a few hours and go see Tomb Raider. As many of you know I don't leave the house unless I have a very good reason. I suppose I thought Tomb Raider would be a good reason to get out of the house because it was computer related. In the end it sucked and I should have stayed home trying to beat that level in Blood 2 that I am having difficulty with.

I was never a fan of the Tomb Raider games. The 3rd person perspective behind the character view (carefully designed by Eidos so all the fan boys could watch Lara Croft's ass as she ran around) was frustrating. It made it hard to judge distances, causing poor Lara to fall to her death quite frequently with me at the controls. If it had been a first person perspective game it would have been much more fun, although not as popular since you wouldn't be able to see Lara's ass.

So anyway, why does the movie suck? Let me tell you internet friends. Not one single person in the movie got shot! The dumbest part was when she was riding on a motorcycle firing a Steyr TMP at this Illuminati (more on that later) Ninja and she misses with like 30000 rounds and ends up clubbing him with the gun. People could get stabbed, dismembered, and fall to their deaths, but not shot. I guess getting shot is "too violent" for a PG-13 movie. Or perhaps it was a political statement by the typically leftist Hollywood elite? Then all this Illuminati stuff starts popping up in the movie and I didn’t have my Tin foil hat with me. I could feel them sucking out my brain waves the entire time I was there. Artifacts and mysticism = lame way to time travel (unless its Evil Dead/Army of Darkness).

The only good part of the night was when I made fun of some dumb ass high school kids outside the theatre. I trashed them with my superior intellect and they didn’t even know it. HAW HAW suck it down bitches. The worst one of them was this fat stupid kid that thought he was making fun of me, instead he just showed what an idiot he was which prompted me to mock him even further. Stupid fat kids are the worst kind.

In short, I demand back the 2 hours of my life, the $7.50 admission, and my brain waves the Illuminati stole from me while watching the movie. Angelina Jolie is hot but she scares me, so I’ll give the movie 3/5 bags of filth instead of 4/5*

*bag of filth scale rating works in reverse, the fewer bags of filth it has the better movie it is.

i saw it, it was dumb, and agree with sinistralrifleman- AS MANY ROUNDS AS WERE FIRED IN THAT MOVIE AND NOT ONE PERSON WAS SHOT>

wanna see a fun action movie- go see swordfish. theres even a beltfed m16/auto ar15. and a bunch of g36s. lots o' carnage and fun guns.

but, it doesnt have angelina.

(edited because thinking about angelina makes me type funny-like)

Details please?

I would agree with you there.  What do you do in a situation like that?  Obviously you can't refuse to sell them the guns for that reason.  So do you encourage them to get training and instruction, dscourage them from buying them, or something else?

Gamespy.com had an interview with her, she said they padded her bra for the movie.

I'll say.  She's a D-cup naturally*, but they wanted those Lara Croft FF-cups, so she was stuffed.  And in several of the pics, you can see the padding making awkward, non-breast-looking shapes.  No thanks.

-Troy

* References: Gia, Foxfire, Hackers

She's got her fingers wraped around the front of the trigger guards, not on the triggers. I got burned on this from another pic in the thread I started, "Hate to pick on anyone...but".

Looks like she does, but look closer. Especially at her left hand, you can see exactly where her fingertip is at due to that big white fingernail.

Also, don't know much about the USP's, but don't they have hammer's? Could she be pulling the hammers back?