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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:42:19 AM EST
You are walking your dog in the desert near your house and you come across a briefcase in the bushes. You open the briefcase and you find approx 50,000 in cash and a small amount of cocaine. What do you do?

Your house is located approx 7 miles from the location where you found it.
This is just hypothetical, Im bored and just wanna read some responses...

ETA: would your actions change if there was also a gun in the briefcase?
Also ETA:there is a dead body next to it, about 3 days old. The briefcase has close to 150,000.

Please respond to all three incidents.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:43:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:44:11 AM EST
I make sure there is no tracking device in the briefcase, cuz I don't want that guy with the pneumatic bolt thing shooting me in the eye.

ETA: Damn, beat by 12 god damn seconds.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:44:19 AM EST
I would go buy a hooker so I could have an ass to snort the cocaine on.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:45:27 AM EST


go on, take the money and run!

Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:46:03 AM EST
Hide it in another spot, come back later to get it. 7 miles to far to carry in the open. Drugs with it so it's bad guy money, no qualms keeping it.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:46:20 AM EST
what money?
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:46:34 AM EST
Quoted:
go on, take the money and run!



But don't go to, ooh, old El Paso, because you might run into a great big hassle.

Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:51:02 AM EST
Take money out and replace with an IOU note......similar to the Social Security Fund we have paid into
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:51:48 AM EST
Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:53:13 AM EST
Quoted:
You are walking your dog in the desert near your house and you come across a briefcase in the bushes. You open the briefcase and you find approx 50,000 in cash and a small amount of cocaine. What do you do?

Your house is located approx 7 miles from the location where you found it.
This is just hypothetical, Im bored and just wanna read some responses...

ETA: would your actions change if there was also a gun in the briefcase?


Ditch the case.
Check the cash for tracking devices and exploding ink packs as I stuff it into my cargo pants.
Give the coke to the dog.


Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:54:11 AM EST
I'm guessing everyone would just keep it and ditch the drugs.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:54:30 AM EST
Bury it a mile away.

Come back in a month.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:55:00 AM EST
fill pockets with cash ,make dog carry the rest, leave the blow.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:55:29 AM EST
Quoted:

ETA: would your actions change if there was also a gun in the briefcase?


Was it used to shoot a man while robbing his castle?
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:55:33 AM EST
Quoted:
go on, take the money and run!



It's what Steve Miller would do!

This heres a story about billy joe and bobbie sue
Two young lovers with nothin better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose

They headed down to, ooh, old el paso
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Bobbie sue took the money and run

Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run

Billy mack is a detective down in texas
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He aint gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin off of the peoples taxes

Bobbie sue, whoa, whoa, she slipped away
Billy joe caught up to her the very next day
They got the money, hey
You know they got away
They headed down south and they're still running today
Singin go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:56:57 AM EST
Quoted:
Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas.


He knows just exactly what the facts is.

Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:57:44 AM EST
Take only the money.



Bury the briefcase and drugs.



Inspect the cash for trackers, dye markers, etc...



Wash the money thoroughly.



Bury in the yard for at least a month.



Don't tell anybody.



Compare with real money to see if counterfeit.




Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:58:20 AM EST
this'll be fun
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:58:41 AM EST
Dump everything out into my pockets, ditch the tube a mile or two away.  Scatter the cocaine out on the ground along the way, and stuff the bag in a soda can if I find one along the way and be rid of it.  

I'd buy a small safe, like a Wally Word fireproof cheapo.  Keep the rest of the money in it, and use as needed for daily living.  If there's a gun, I'll throw it in the safe; I wouldn't dare carry it around not knowing if it's been stolen or what.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:58:48 AM EST
Quoted:
Bury it a mile away.

Come back in a month.


Seems to be the best response so far lol
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:59:03 AM EST
Quoted:
what money?


Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:59:27 AM EST
Quoted:
Quoted:
Bury it a mile away.

Come back in a month.


Seems to be the best response so far lol


I'm not surprised.  
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:59:32 AM EST
He aint gonna let those two escape justice.
( he knows about your dog)
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 7:59:44 AM EST
Take the money.  Leave the transmitter.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:01:27 AM EST
Quoted:
go on, take the money and run!



Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:01:41 AM EST
I walk home with a brief case full of money.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:02:20 AM EST
Scenario 1)  Keep the money, snort the blow to get rid of evidence

Scenario 2)  Keep the money, snort the blow to get rid of evidence, keep gun as a "drop gun."

Scenario 3)  Keep the money, snort the blow to get rid of evidence, keep the gun as a "drop gun," and buy more blow because there's $100,000 extra and I just quick smoking and could use a new habit.
- BG
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:02:23 AM EST



Quoted:



Quoted:

You are walking your dog in the desert near your house and you come across a briefcase in the bushes. You open the briefcase and you find approx 50,000 in cash and a small amount of cocaine. What do you do?



Your house is located approx 7 miles from the location where you found it.

This is just hypothetical, Im bored and just wanna read some responses...



ETA: would your actions change if there was also a gun in the briefcase?




Ditch the case.

Check the cash for tracking devices and exploding ink packs as I stuff it into my cargo pants.

Give the coke to the dog.





leave it in the case .





 
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:05:31 AM EST
I'd call the police to come get it.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:07:24 AM EST
Agree with bury it for later.  

That would be a hard one though...if I just found the money I would become EXTREMELY paranoid about everything and everyone for at least the first week.  
If there was a gun in the briefcase I'd get rid of it without touching it, then bury/keep the money.
If it was $150,000 and there was a dead person I would check for ID (to make sure he isn't law enforcement) and then bury the money FAR away.  Then I'd call the authorities from a pay phone, I wouldn't identify myself.

I wouldn't keep the coke, but I'm just not into it.  I'd sprinkle the coke on the dead guy, Dave Chappelle taught me well.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:08:35 AM EST
Quoted:
I'd call the police to come get it.


 














Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:08:52 AM EST
I dont know if I'd like the feeling of looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life, but I have good uses for that money.  Take it, ditch the coke and case, check it for RF transmitters and things like that, bury $45,000 somewhere in the woods, deposit $5000 into my account.



If there was a gun, god knows what's associated with it.  Leave it.



Dead body?  Cops. Fuck the money.

Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:09:43 AM EST
Make a quick trip home, then go back, call the cops.

"Officers, I found this dead body here while walking my dog.  Seems there were some drugs as well as an empty briefcase.  Just thought you might want to check it out."
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:10:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:10:27 AM EST
You keep changing the conditions.

What if there's a gun.  What about a dead body.

Next up, what if the body was a cop?  What if there was a working walkie-talkie next to the body?  What if there was a satellite receiver next to it indicating continuous surveillance of the area.

Jeez, doesn't anybody just lose burlap sacks with cash in them anymore?
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:12:25 AM EST
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Bury it a mile away.

Come back in a month.


Seems to be the best response so far lol


I'm not surprised.  


Me neither.  MC4H knows the score.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:15:57 AM EST
Quoted:
Take only the money.

Bury the briefcase and drugs.

Inspect the cash for trackers, dye markers, etc...

Wash the money thoroughly.

Bury in the yard for at least a month.

Don't tell anybody.

Compare with real money to see if counterfeit.



this
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:16:22 AM EST
Keep it all, it would all be handy, even the body.  
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:17:33 AM EST
Hire Chuck Norris as my bodyguard.....
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:19:56 AM EST
I didn't see a briefcase
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:20:58 AM EST
Snort the coke and get so fucked up I pass out and get arrested for the dope and murder weapon.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:21:15 AM EST
Quoted:
I would go buy a hooker so I could have an ass to snort the cocaine on.
Make him shave it first.

Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:22:02 AM EST
What money? I just found an empty briefcase.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:23:24 AM EST
Quoted:
what money?


Call local PD from a pay phone, give no name,  to collect the case, blow, gun, transmitter and body. Like he said above, what money.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:23:43 AM EST
Quoted:
Take only the money.

Bury the briefcase and drugs.

Inspect the cash for trackers, dye markers, etc...

Wash the money thoroughly.

Bury in the yard for at least a month.

Don't tell anybody.

Compare with real money to see if counterfeit.



This.

Except I'd sell both my cars, buy another car with the profits from the ones I sold and then run like hell to another location and then bury it.

Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:24:25 AM EST



Quoted:


Snort the coke and get so fucked up I pass out and get arrested for the dope and murder weapon.


You aren't familiar with cocaine, are you?





- BG



 
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:24:48 AM EST
Not to derail the thread, but this reminds me of a cautionary tale...

It seems that some years ago there was considerable suspicion of corruption among the officers of a small town police department, which involved officers stealing money they found after drug deals gone bad (circumstances similar to what the OP describes) and keeping it for themselves without ever reporting it.

Somehow, the FBI got wind of this, and began their own investigation of this small police department.

It followed that a short while later, the police officers came across another brief case full of money at the scene of another apparent "drug deal gone bad," and gosh darnit, wouldn't you know it, by the time the briefcase made it to the evidence room at the police station, it was empty, and the officer's report said it was empty when they found it.

Only one problem.

The briefcase wasn't left by "drug dealers."

It was left by the FBI, in a sting operation they were running on that department.

Gotcha!
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:25:27 AM EST
Quoted:
Snort the coke and get so fucked up I pass out and get arrested for the dope and murder weapon.


You might be up for a week, not sleeping.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:25:27 AM EST
In ARFCOM fasion.. Is the body a guy or a gal,,, If a gal post a picture.
Link Posted: 4/18/2010 8:25:32 AM EST


I would take the money no question about it.



The question is what to do with the money so the IRS doesn't get a little suspicious and want their cut.

Overseas account? Go to Vegas and place $5000 on 15-Black?

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