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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:43:59 AM EST
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:44:11 AM EST
I make sure there is no tracking device in the briefcase, cuz I don't want that guy with the pneumatic bolt thing shooting me in the eye.
ETA: Damn, beat by 12 god damn seconds. 
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:44:19 AM EST
I would go buy a hooker so I could have an ass to snort the cocaine on.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:45:27 AM EST
go on, take the money and run! |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:46:03 AM EST
Hide it in another spot, come back later to get it. 7 miles to far to carry in the open. Drugs with it so it's bad guy money, no qualms keeping it.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:46:20 AM EST
what money?
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:46:34 AM EST
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go on, take the money and run!
But don't go to, ooh, old El Paso, because you might run into a great big hassle. |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:51:02 AM EST
Take money out and replace with an IOU note
 ......similar to the Social Security Fund we have paid into
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:51:48 AM EST
Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:53:13 AM EST
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You are walking your dog in the desert near your house and you come across a briefcase in the bushes. You open the briefcase and you find approx 50,000 in cash and a small amount of cocaine. What do you do? Your house is located approx 7 miles from the location where you found it. This is just hypothetical, Im bored and just wanna read some responses... ETA: would your actions change if there was also a gun in the briefcase? Ditch the case. Check the cash for tracking devices and exploding ink packs as I stuff it into my cargo pants. Give the coke to the dog. |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:54:11 AM EST
I'm guessing everyone would just keep it and ditch the drugs.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:54:30 AM EST
Bury it a mile away.
Come back in a month. |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:55:00 AM EST
fill pockets with cash ,make dog carry the rest, leave the blow.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:55:29 AM EST
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ETA: would your actions change if there was also a gun in the briefcase? Was it used to shoot a man while robbing his castle? |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:55:33 AM EST
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go on, take the money and run!
It's what Steve Miller would do! This heres a story about billy joe and bobbie sue
Two young lovers with nothin better to do Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose They headed down to, ooh, old el paso That's where they ran into a great big hassle Billy joe shot a man while robbing his castle Bobbie sue took the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Billy mack is a detective down in texas You know he knows just exactly what the facts is He aint gonna let those two escape justice He makes his livin off of the peoples taxes Bobbie sue, whoa, whoa, she slipped away Billy joe caught up to her the very next day They got the money, hey You know they got away They headed down south and they're still running today Singin go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:56:57 AM EST
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Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas. He knows just exactly what the facts is. |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:57:44 AM EST
Take only the money.
Bury the briefcase and drugs. Inspect the cash for trackers, dye markers, etc... Wash the money thoroughly. Bury in the yard for at least a month. Don't tell anybody. Compare with real money to see if counterfeit. 
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:58:20 AM EST
this'll be fun
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:58:41 AM EST
Dump everything out into my pockets, ditch the tube a mile or two away. Scatter the cocaine out on the ground along the way, and stuff the bag in a soda can if I find one along the way and be rid of it.
I'd buy a small safe, like a Wally Word fireproof cheapo. Keep the rest of the money in it, and use as needed for daily living. If there's a gun, I'll throw it in the safe; I wouldn't dare carry it around not knowing if it's been stolen or what. |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:58:48 AM EST
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Bury it a mile away. Come back in a month. Seems to be the best response so far lol |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:59:03 AM EST
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what money? |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:59:27 AM EST
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Bury it a mile away. Come back in a month. Seems to be the best response so far lol I'm not surprised. 
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:59:32 AM EST
He aint gonna let those two escape justice.
( he knows about your dog) |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 7:59:44 AM EST
Take the money. Leave the transmitter.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:01:27 AM EST
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go on, take the money and run!
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:01:41 AM EST
I walk home with a brief case full of money.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:02:20 AM EST
Scenario 1) Keep the money, snort the blow to get rid of evidence
Scenario 2) Keep the money, snort the blow to get rid of evidence, keep gun as a "drop gun." Scenario 3) Keep the money, snort the blow to get rid of evidence, keep the gun as a "drop gun," and buy more blow because there's $100,000 extra and I just quick smoking and could use a new habit. - BG |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:02:23 AM EST
Quoted: leave it in the case .Quoted: You are walking your dog in the desert near your house and you come across a briefcase in the bushes. You open the briefcase and you find approx 50,000 in cash and a small amount of cocaine. What do you do? Your house is located approx 7 miles from the location where you found it. This is just hypothetical, Im bored and just wanna read some responses... ETA: would your actions change if there was also a gun in the briefcase? Ditch the case. Check the cash for tracking devices and exploding ink packs as I stuff it into my cargo pants. Give the coke to the dog. |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:05:31 AM EST
I'd call the police to come get it.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:07:24 AM EST
Agree with bury it for later.
That would be a hard one though...if I just found the money I would become EXTREMELY paranoid about everything and everyone for at least the first week. If there was a gun in the briefcase I'd get rid of it without touching it, then bury/keep the money. If it was $150,000 and there was a dead person I would check for ID (to make sure he isn't law enforcement) and then bury the money FAR away. Then I'd call the authorities from a pay phone, I wouldn't identify myself. I wouldn't keep the coke, but I'm just not into it. I'd sprinkle the coke on the dead guy, Dave Chappelle taught me well. |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:08:35 AM EST
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I'd call the police to come get it. 
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:08:52 AM EST
I dont know if I'd like the feeling of looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life, but I have good uses for that money. Take it, ditch the coke and case, check it for RF transmitters and things like that, bury $45,000 somewhere in the woods, deposit $5000 into my account.
If there was a gun, god knows what's associated with it. Leave it. Dead body? Cops. Fuck the money. |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:09:43 AM EST
Make a quick trip home, then go back, call the cops.
"Officers, I found this dead body here while walking my dog. Seems there were some drugs as well as an empty briefcase. Just thought you might want to check it out." |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:10:00 AM EST
It's a tarp.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:10:27 AM EST
You keep changing the conditions.
What if there's a gun. What about a dead body. Next up, what if the body was a cop? What if there was a working walkie-talkie next to the body? What if there was a satellite receiver next to it indicating continuous surveillance of the area. Jeez, doesn't anybody just lose burlap sacks with cash in them anymore? |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:12:25 AM EST
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Bury it a mile away. Come back in a month. Seems to be the best response so far lol I'm not surprised. Me neither. MC4H knows the score. 
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:15:57 AM EST
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Take only the money. Bury the briefcase and drugs. Inspect the cash for trackers, dye markers, etc... Wash the money thoroughly. Bury in the yard for at least a month. Don't tell anybody. Compare with real money to see if counterfeit. this |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:16:22 AM EST
Keep it all, it would all be handy, even the body.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:17:33 AM EST
Hire Chuck Norris as my bodyguard.....
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:19:56 AM EST
I didn't see a briefcase
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:20:58 AM EST
Snort the coke and get so fucked up I pass out and get arrested for the dope and murder weapon.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:21:15 AM EST
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Make him shave it first.I would go buy a hooker so I could have an ass to snort the cocaine on.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:22:02 AM EST
What money? I just found an empty briefcase.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:23:24 AM EST
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what money? Call local PD from a pay phone, give no name, to collect the case, blow, gun, transmitter and body. Like he said above, what money.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:23:43 AM EST
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Take only the money. Bury the briefcase and drugs. Inspect the cash for trackers, dye markers, etc... Wash the money thoroughly. Bury in the yard for at least a month. Don't tell anybody. Compare with real money to see if counterfeit. This. Except I'd sell both my cars, buy another car with the profits from the ones I sold and then run like hell to another location and then bury it. |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:24:25 AM EST
Quoted: Snort the coke and get so fucked up I pass out and get arrested for the dope and murder weapon. You aren't familiar with cocaine, are you? - BG |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:24:48 AM EST
Not to derail the thread, but this reminds me of a cautionary tale...
It seems that some years ago there was considerable suspicion of corruption among the officers of a small town police department, which involved officers stealing money they found after drug deals gone bad (circumstances similar to what the OP describes) and keeping it for themselves without ever reporting it. Somehow, the FBI got wind of this, and began their own investigation of this small police department. It followed that a short while later, the police officers came across another brief case full of money at the scene of another apparent "drug deal gone bad," and gosh darnit, wouldn't you know it, by the time the briefcase made it to the evidence room at the police station, it was empty, and the officer's report said it was empty when they found it. Only one problem. The briefcase wasn't left by "drug dealers." It was left by the FBI, in a sting operation they were running on that department. Gotcha! |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:25:27 AM EST
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Snort the coke and get so fucked up I pass out and get arrested for the dope and murder weapon. You might be up for a week, not sleeping. |
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:25:27 AM EST
In ARFCOM fasion.. Is the body a guy or a gal,,, If a gal post a picture.
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Posted: 4/18/2010 8:25:32 AM EST
I would take the money no question about it. The question is what to do with the money so the IRS doesn't get a little suspicious and want their cut. Overseas account? Go to Vegas and place $5000 on 15-Black? |
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