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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:27:08 PM EDT
[#1]
booze
bitches make some decent movies bout it |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:28:11 PM EDT
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booze bitches make some decent movies bout it What directors would you kidnap? |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:29:05 PM EDT
[#3]
I fuck a few Asians and defect
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:29:18 PM EDT
[#4]
Free the fuck out of North Korea, and turn over North Korea to South Korea as a huge middle fucking finger to the Ruskies and Chinese.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:30:46 PM EDT
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I would definitely have a sweet shooting range with some full Auto and destructive devices
ETA: and some sideways poon. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:30:47 PM EDT
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Free the fuck out of North Korea, and turn over North Korea to South Korea as a huge middle fucking finger to the Ruskies and Chinese. You probably just got yourself killed by hardliners within the North Korean government. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:31:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:32:11 PM EDT
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You probably just got yourself killed by hardliners within the North Korean government. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Free the fuck out of North Korea, and turn over North Korea to South Korea as a huge middle fucking finger to the Ruskies and Chinese. You probably just got yourself killed by hardliners within the North Korean government. Purge them first. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:33:10 PM EDT
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Have a grand throne, and be carried around by people that were surgically altered to all look like obama.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:33:32 PM EDT
[#10]
Hookers and blow party. George W invited!
Because FBHO!!!!!! That's why!) |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:33:52 PM EDT
[#11]
Leave.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:34:51 PM EDT
[#12]
One of the first things in order would be to drive around in my tank jamming out to Katy Perry
But really, I'd probably be an awesome dictator and the people would cherish and love me. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:35:29 PM EDT
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Purge them first. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Free the fuck out of North Korea, and turn over North Korea to South Korea as a huge middle fucking finger to the Ruskies and Chinese. You probably just got yourself killed by hardliners within the North Korean government. Purge them first. Yep I would probabyl score a bunch of Korean Trim first as well (as in all ARFCOM fantasies I am single) I scored a bunch back when I was 19-20 so it would be all flashback. The smell of sex mixed with charcoal and ramen gives me a woody just thinking about it |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:36:24 PM EDT
[#14]
1. Reinstate the entire female population with clones of Grace Park.
3. Profit. 
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:36:54 PM EDT
[#15]
Hire Intacto to arm my army with Tier One Battle Rifles.
Take over the world, 1/4 MOA at a time. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:37:11 PM EDT
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I imagine I could negotiate a sweet deal with the rest of the world to live the remainder of my life in some tropical paradise with immunity from prosecution in exchange for a new government of their choosing.
I don't want any part of keeping a dictatorship intact. Fuck that noise, too much work with little payoff. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:38:06 PM EDT
[#17]
I wouldn't change a thing
He sure seems to be enjoying himself 
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:38:57 PM EDT
[#18]
You know that scene in The Interview where Kim Jong-Un and James Franco do a bunch of coke, fuck a bunch hookers, and go blow shit up with a tank? It would be something like that, but without James Franco.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:41:21 PM EDT
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introduce the US Constitution, start public education system, bring in outside help to bring the people out
of the 16th century and welcome them to Capitalism.. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:42:06 PM EDT
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Could I fire all of my artillery at the PRC, and then defect to Seoul?
If the answer is yes, that is what I wish to do. While on my way out I would also like to moonwalk across the DMZ 
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:42:10 PM EDT
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Hire Intacto to arm my army with Tier One Battle Rifles. Take over the world, 1/4 MOA at a time.   
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:43:45 PM EDT
[#22]
Invade Spain.
C'mon, you know no one would be expecting that. It would be hilarious. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:44:29 PM EDT
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What directors would you kidnap? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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booze bitches make some decent movies bout it What directors would you kidnap? 
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:44:43 PM EDT
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Invade Spain. C'mon, you know no one would be expecting that. It would be hilarious. I don't think your military has the hardware for that kind of force projection. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:44:46 PM EDT
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Somehow it turns out that you were Kim Jong-Il's unknown 4th son. Kim Jong-Un has an unfortunate accident and you find yourself proclaimed as the new dictator for life in North Korea. What do you do? Return the Pueblo. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:45:57 PM EDT
[#26]
I want to fuck the dog that ate my uncle. Wait, what was the question?
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:45:58 PM EDT
[#27]
BRING ON THE WHORES!
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:45:59 PM EDT
[#28]
Invite James Franco and Seth Rogan over. I hear they're cool dudes.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:46:07 PM EDT
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Hire Intacto to arm my army with Tier One Battle Rifles. Take over the world, 1/4 MOA at a time. Early contender for 14'er post of the year.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:51:52 PM EDT
[#30]
Take the dogs for a walk around town.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:53:53 PM EDT
[#31]
I leave.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:54:37 PM EDT
[#32]
Outlaw Sig Braces! They are the source of all crime!
No seriously, I'd install myself as Emperor, a la Japan, in say 1939, get them all to the point where I'm God, and declare all Muslims to be the debil. It would be epic trolling on a world scale. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:56:26 PM EDT
[#33]
Invade China. They'll never see it coming.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:57:21 PM EDT
[#34]
LBFM Olympics
Amass largest AK collection; then trade for an AR |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:57:44 PM EDT
[#35]
wake up
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:58:08 PM EDT
[#36]
Try to impregnate all the women.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:58:41 PM EDT
[#37]
Drain the bank account and gtfo
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:00:03 AM EDT
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First I would purge all the hard line communists.
Then I would open dialogue with the rest of the world to get my people fed and my economy started. Private investment would be encouraged and sought from around the globe. I would begin diplomatic negotiations with all non communist nations. Once the people were taken care of and a capitalist economy established I would establish a constitutional republic form of government. The North Korean people would have freedom for the first time ever. |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:00:59 AM EDT
[#39]
A bunch of saints in this thread...
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:01:55 AM EDT
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I would start a cash for clunkers program.
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:03:21 AM EDT
[#41]
Instead of picking fights with anyone within 3000 miles (and most of the rest of the world) and spending like a drunken sailor I would maybe try to feed the country?
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:03:45 AM EDT
[#42]
I force those dopey fuckers to say "R" and "L" till the get it right.
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:08:50 AM EDT
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Somehow it turns out that you were Kim Jong-Il's unknown 4th son. Kim Jong-Un has an unfortunate accident and you find yourself proclaimed as the new dictator for life in North Korea. What do you do? I would stop pooping, the Uns apparently have a thing about not pooping. |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:09:17 AM EDT
[#44]
Get the access info for Kim Jong whatever's offshore accounts, clean out the treasury, and GTFO of North Korea.
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:16:15 AM EDT
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First decree: Private plane from North Korea to Switzerland.
Second decree: You must have the wrong number, sorry. Quoted:
I force those dopey fuckers to say "R" and "L" till the get it right. A friend taught conversational English in Japan for a few years after college. His final exam was weighted heavily on their pronunciation of "congratulations."
Kharn |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:22:10 AM EDT
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I would start "Dear Leader Productions"- the official porn company of NK. All videos would star Dear Leader himself (me) and young women hand picked by Dear Leader. Except the Lesbian porn, which features chicks Dear Leader has already banged.
 Before anybody tries to be funny- Dear Leader Productions will not make gay porn, as it is strictly prohibited.
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:26:23 AM EDT
[#47]
More anti aircraft firing squads.
Lots more. |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:27:34 AM EDT
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You probably just got yourself killed by hardliners within the North Korean government. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Free the fuck out of North Korea, and turn over North Korea to South Korea as a huge middle fucking finger to the Ruskies and Chinese. You probably just got yourself killed by hardliners within the North Korean government. As a sign of good will march all Hardliners into the mine fields between the N & S. Than demand that US of A turn over Barrack and in exchange I will free all of NK. Seems like a pretty good trade one POS for the freedom of millions. What say you America. |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:29:28 AM EDT
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A bunch of saints in this thread... We all have the option to approach fantasy threads in a humorous or serious way. In ARFCOM fashion I chose both. |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:30:51 AM EDT
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Purge all the generals and elites under the old regime who didn't want to take a buyout under the new regime.
The buyout would be shares in enterprises started by the flood of foreign investment after North Korea was liberalized. They wouldn't have government power, but they would be rich and free, in exchange for a peaceful abdication of power. Kill anyone who did not take the deal.
After opening North Korea to foreign investment, institute Chicago School free economic reforms like Pinochet did after his coup d'etat, and remain a benevolent dictator offering amnesty to people who were part of the old state if they accepted the coup, and murder any hardliners who resisted. Ask for aid from western countries in exchange for promises of democratization after about 10-20 years of transition, reforms. Surrender all nuclear arms, ballistic missiles, and artillery pointed at Seoul as a gesture of good will. Eventually give up autocracy in exchange for democratic government and full pardon for the murders it took to get there. |
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