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Posted: 5/3/2015 3:04:25 AM EDT

Watching half baked again.


I've never made it all the way through for some reason.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 3:19:31 AM EDT
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First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 3:29:30 AM EDT
[#2]
Red team go!
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 3:29:34 AM EDT
[#3]
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First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
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Just saw that.



This is the furthest I've ever made it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:30:58 AM EDT
[#4]
You ever seen the back of a $20 bill on weeeeeed?
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:32:47 AM EDT
[#5]
Abba Zabba, you my only friend.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:34:52 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:15:22 AM EDT
[#7]
Fresh fish. Fresh fish,
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:19:36 AM EDT
[#8]
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First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
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You have smoked yourself retarded.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:45:40 AM EDT
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If i'm not back in 30 minutes, call the police.
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If your not back in 30 minutes, were calling for pizza.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:47:51 AM EDT
[#10]
The doctor says i need a backiotomy
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:47:58 AM EDT
[#11]
I'm from Jamaica!
Which part?


Right by the beach!











...and the guy who lived on their couch that none of them knew

 
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:52:45 AM EDT
[#12]
Go grab Billy Bong Thorton....


No!! Get Wesley Pipes.....
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 9:21:51 AM EDT
[#13]
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 9:24:15 AM EDT
[#14]
My Grandfather was part of the Tuskegee experiments!






/ starts wiping hand on lab coat



 
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 9:41:09 AM EDT
[#15]
How long can you make it?

I don't know......5......maybe 6:30?
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 9:46:34 AM EDT
[#16]
Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
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