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Posted: 9/20/2004 6:18:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2004 6:19:37 AM EST by TheRedGoat]
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 6:22:37 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 6:22:52 AM EST
ugh, nasty.


I hate when Im stuck in charge of the ankle biters.

I do not want kids at this point in my life, and this only illustrates teh point. Maybe one day I will... but right now Im very happy when mommy and daddy come to take their kid back...


And Ill be damned if I get paid a single damn cent for my work..
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 6:27:01 AM EST


Holy smokes!

Link Posted: 9/20/2004 6:28:13 AM EST


BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 6:30:54 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 6:32:36 AM EST
I have a 8 and 6 year, and 9 month old at home.

I rarely if ever watch the little one. Dad is a 10,000' guy. Potato chips and cake for dinner? Sure, eat up.

My wife knows better than the leave the little one with me.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 6:32:53 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 6:34:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 6:37:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:


He held out his little hands and looked at me as if to say "Here, take this..."

I did, and realized it was not chocolate.

TRG



Turned out better than I thought. I was thinking he ate the poo....
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 6:44:16 AM EST
Was the kiddo awake all night high on nicotine?
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 6:55:35 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:01:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
My buddy gives his kid beer, a few sips, everytime we drink. Nothing major, and not enough for the kid to get tanked.


May I be the first (and maybe last) and pardon my French and all but... that is so fucking stupid it's beyond belief.

You should never watch a small child again and that friend is a fucking retard.

Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:03:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By Seth_Livzz:
Was the kiddo awake all night high on nicotine?



Dunno, I think the beer mellowed the rush from the nicotine...?

TRG

PS. Funny footnot about this. My buddy gives his kid beer, a few sips, everytime we drink. Nothing major, and not enough for the kid to get tanked.

His wife gets a *little* pissed each time.

True story, his wife got mad at him for letting the kid drink, again...

Wife: I wish you would respect my wishes with him, because I respect yours.

Buddy: No, you don't respect my wishes.

Wife: Yes, I do. What do you mean?

Buddy: Well, I wish you would let him drink.


I am actually surprised my buddy lived through that conversation.



Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:05:51 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:14:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2004 7:15:22 AM EST by The_Macallan]

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
My buddy gives his kid beer, a few sips, everytime we drink. Nothing major, and not enough for the kid to get tanked.


May I be the first (and maybe last) and pardon my French and all but... that is so fucking stupid it's beyond belief.

You should never watch a small child again and that friend is a fucking retard.




I think my thread made it clear about my qualifications to babysit?

Life happens, Mac. I don't wear my halo as tight as some, and can laugh at myself when I screw up. When you get finished walking on water and healing the sick, let us know, mmm-kay?

TRG


As you said: " I could care less about taking care of others' children"... and yet you took responsiblity for a very small child anyway. That's fucking stupid.

You got real lucky. Kid could have gotten into FAR worse shit than your Skoal.

Ya' don't have to walk on water to know when you're irresponsible and at least you admitted it.

But NOW you apparently have a problem when somone agree with you that you're irresponsible and should never be left to take care of a small child.

Lame.

Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:17:13 AM EST
Replace "Skoal" with "Drano" and the story changes from your idea of funny to a more somber funeral.

NEVER turn your back on a small child.
Your buddy is an idiot for leaving a toddler with a drunk person. You are not much better for not keeping your eys on the child.

Flame me all you want, but when it comes to kids, I get a little protective...even if they are not mine.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:23:56 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:27:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:
Replace "Skoal" with "Drano" and the story changes from your idea of funny to a more somber funeral.

NEVER turn your back on a small child.
Your buddy is an idiot for leaving a toddler with a drunk person. You are not much better for not keeping your eys on the child.

Flame me all you want, but when it comes to kids, I get a little protective...even if they are not mine.



Yeah.

You can take any story, that involves a small child, and change it to something tragic, somber or full of grief.

"I was driving the kids home from the park, and Jimmy swallowed a penny."

This ain't about what coulda/woulda happened. It is about what did happen.

He ate some Skoal. Not some Drano.

If you want to wring your hands like some Sally Soccermom, feel free.

TRG

If you haven't already, go get a vasectomy.

Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:29:10 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:29:21 AM EST
That...is why no one should chew. How can you, its so f-ing disgusting! So is smoking too, but that shit stinks and tastes like shit!

Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:30:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:30:34 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 7:55:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2004 7:57:18 AM EST by sterling18]
Shit,

I would have called poison control.

This is the same as a ND. Like an ND, you have to be on your toes 100% to prevent it and you only get to make a mistake once.

At least no one got hurt and you both learned a valuable lesson.

Link Posted: 9/20/2004 8:31:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

This ain't about what coulda/woulda happened. It is about what did happen.

He ate some Skoal. Not some Drano.



TRG



Yes...it turned out OK...but he got the skoal when you were not paying attention. THAT is what I am getting at. It did turn out ok, but it could have been a lot worse. I am not saying "ban Skoal...do it for the children"...I am preaching what we all seem to advocate. Supervision.

We all blast the parents when some kid does something stupid..."Where were the parents...?" In my eyes, this is no different.

With that, I will leave it that we don't see eye to eye on this.

Link Posted: 9/20/2004 8:47:52 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:00:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2004 9:01:06 AM EST by Jetlag]




Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:04:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
My buddy gives his kid beer, a few sips, everytime we drink. Nothing major, and not enough for the kid to get tanked.


May I be the first (and maybe last) and pardon my French and all but... that is so fucking stupid it's beyond belief.

You should never watch a small child again and that friend is a fucking retard.



+1.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:12:23 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:18:35 AM EST
While it is a funny story and all, and I did not read the whole thread, you have got to know that nicotene is potentially dangerous to children. It is classified as a poison for children. Kinda' dangerous. But you've been chewed out enough, I guess.

I have an adult male friend who swallowed a dip once on accident. He turned some really funny colors, green was my favorite, then he vomited quite violently Ya' had to be there to fully appreciate it.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:22:52 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:35:02 AM EST
glad to see in a world in which we've eliminated all of our big predators, we still have the opportunity to experience a little natural selection now and then.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:40:30 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 9:49:35 AM EST
good thing you don't dip REAL snuff................
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 10:44:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 3:00:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
My buddy gives his kid beer, a few sips, everytime we drink. Nothing major, and not enough for the kid to get tanked.


May I be the first (and maybe last) and pardon my French and all but... that is so fucking stupid it's beyond belief.

You should never watch a small child again and that friend is a fucking retard.



+1.



+2

Anyone too drunk to drive should not be left in charge of a small child; both of you acted like an idiot.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 3:07:50 PM EST
No you have done it.
The kid is gonna grow up wanting tobacco and beer. Oh wait.....


That sounds pretty good right now. Time for a trip to the stop-n-rob.
Link Posted: 9/20/2004 3:22:39 PM EST
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