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Posted: 6/16/2009 8:20:30 AM EST
No, I'm not talking about pica stuff like charcoal and dirt. I mean critters.

My little niece brought me a huge nightcrawler. I told her to go find me some more and that I'd eat whatever she came back with. Slurped five of them down.

I really can't say why. Later on, I wondered if it was just to shock the kid and make her laugh, which may have had a bit to do with it, but I do shit like that when I'm alone, too. We have a pond in which frogs breed like crazy. When I was mowing the grass last summer I scared up a bunch of quarter-sized frogs. On a lark, I jumped off the mower, grabbed four of the things and gobbled them up. Didn't even consciously decide to do it, either, that I can recall.

The other night my wife said that someone had just run over a big snake out front of our house. I went out and the neighbor's cat and I shared a little snack together.

OK, all macho bullshit aside, do any of y'all do stuff like this? I wish I could explain (to MYSELF, mostly) the feeling and craving that I experience. It's a hunger, but not for sustenance. There's always a little flash of primal anger, too.

So.....let me have it. Tell me how messed up I am.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:26:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By XMM:
OK, all macho bullshit aside, do any of y'all do stuff like this?

no.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:28:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By XMM:
Tell me how messed up I am.



The professional, clinical diagnosis would be "crazier than a shithouse rat".
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:29:11 AM EST
It's the beginning stages of Lyconthropy. Or your just bat shit crazy.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:30:47 AM EST
Man, WTF.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:32:05 AM EST
That is kinda weird, the most for me is an urge to eat shit that sound weird to 95% of the population like the pickled fish shit the Norweiganers eat.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:32:27 AM EST
I ate a spider the other day, but mostly to just freak out my kids.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:33:16 AM EST
Originally Posted By WaterBoss:
That is kinda weird, the most for me is an urge to eat shit that sound weird to 95% of the population like the pickled fish shit the Norweiganers eat.

Dude, you eat shit?

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:33:37 AM EST
I ate a booger the other day.

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:34:02 AM EST
Your nuts
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:35:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By WaterBoss:
The most for me is an urge to eat shit, like pickled fish shit.

Some creative deleting to get rid of the unnecessary words.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:35:28 AM EST
Originally Posted By Regency:
Your nuts


Did you mean "you're nuts"

or

the craziest thing you ever ate was my nuts?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:35:29 AM EST
Originally Posted By WaterBoss:
That is kinda weird, the most for me is an urge to eat shit that sound weird to 95% of the population like the pickled fish shit the Norweiganers eat.


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:36:26 AM EST

Seek help.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:37:47 AM EST
I'm a little freaked out now
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:38:49 AM EST
There's a reason Minnesotans tell a lot of Iowa jokes...
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:47:26 AM EST
Only when I'm pregnant.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:48:21 AM EST
Too much Survivorman!

Save the critters for when you really need them.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:51:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By hoodonit00:
Originally Posted By WaterBoss:
That is kinda weird, the most for me is an urge to eat shit that sound weird to 95% of the population like the pickled fish shit the Norweiganers eat.

Dude, you eat shit?



Gravlax



Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:57:06 AM EST


Dude, that right there is a little bit fucked up.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:01:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By Subnet:
Only when I'm pregnant.


.........I'm doing an EPT as we speak. Maybe that's it. I can't decide whether I'm rooting for a "+" or a "-".



As an aside, wait until I do an ARFcom dinner pic. It will be fucking legendary. And, yes; what I photograph I will eat.

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:03:54 AM EST
What does shit and Gravlax have in common?



Gravlax or gravad lax (Swedish), gravad laks (Danish), gravlaks (Norwegian, Danish), graavilohi (Finnish), graflax (Icelandic) is a Scandinavian dish consisting of raw salmon cured in salt, sugar, and dill. Gravlax is usually served as an appetizer, sliced thinly and accompanied by hovmästarsås (also known as gravlaxsås), a dill and mustard sauce, either on bread of some kind, or with boiled potatoes.

NO SHIT INVOLVED
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:08:58 AM EST
I guess its less of a urge to eat weird shit but more of a urge to put shit in my mouth that should not be there...





Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:09:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Originally Posted By XMM:
Tell me how messed up I am.



The professional, clinical diagnosis would be "crazier than a shithouse rat".


Yes you are one crazy mo fo... what a freak.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:10:42 AM EST
Originally Posted By tominjax:
What does shit and Gravlax have in common?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Gravlax_on_crackers_with_pepper_and_lemon.jpg

Gravlax or gravad lax (Swedish), gravad laks (Danish), gravlaks (Norwegian, Danish), graavilohi (Finnish), graflax (Icelandic) is a Scandinavian dish consisting of raw salmon cured in salt, sugar, and dill. Gravlax is usually served as an appetizer, sliced thinly and accompanied by hovmästarsås (also known as gravlaxsås), a dill and mustard sauce, either on bread of some kind, or with boiled potatoes.

NO SHIT INVOLVED


This has got nothing on lutefisk. That's dried cod treated with lye for you people unfamiliar with the 'delicacy'.



Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:13:52 AM EST
I ate a fat girl once... well twice, but I didn't like it.

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Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:14:56 AM EST
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
[div].... more of a urge to put shit in my mouth that should not be there...





Don't ask, don't tell.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:15:55 AM EST
You're pregnant, perhaps by a wild animal.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:16:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 9:20:07 AM EST by TexasLoneGunman]
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I guess its less of a urge to eat weird shit but more of a urge to put shit in my mouth that should not be there...








Uh.. Wut? So you put shit in your mouth?
Maybe your just gay? Your a Californian, putting shit in your mouth is good to go there.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:35:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By BBossman:
I ate a fat girl once... well twice, but I didn't like it.

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Twice. LOL, that made me laugh.

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:56:32 AM EST
Yeah perfectly normal. Weirdo.





J/k. :-)

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Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:00:08 AM EST
You are a werewolf


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:02:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By jcrone2:
You are a werewolf


http://werewolf-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sadness-werewolf.jpg



Doesn't sound like lycanthropy at all really.

Maybe more of a Renfield-esque, ghoul syndrome.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:15:40 AM EST
out of
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:56:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By ihatespngbob:
out of



Your avatar has always killed me. I can't stop watching it.


I admit, though, that if I didn't know the kitten's name, I would have no problem cooking it up and eating it.

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:24:46 AM EST
Hmmmm, nobody has "Amen"d me here.


Maybe I'd have found acceptance in the Survival forum.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:26:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By XMM:
Hmmmm, nobody has "Amen"d me here.


Maybe I'd have found acceptance in the Survival forum.

I am thinking that either you have mental issues, are being an attention whore, or have a serious vitamin deficiency.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:27:26 AM EST
something about getting worms scares me
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:33:42 AM EST
Go to the Small game forum and Rizzo eats coyote and bobcat yuke.
He needs suggestions on animals to eat as well.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:43:40 AM EST
I've swallowed trouser trout a time or two. I won't lie..
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:45:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
I've swallowed trouser trout a time or two. I won't lie..


or is this a Yeah?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:45:13 AM EST
Once I stuck a dime in my lips to hold on to as I was using my hands for other things and got the strangest urge to swallow it. I didn't though, because I'm not an idiot.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 12:02:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By XMM:
Originally Posted By ihatespngbob:
out of



Your avatar has always killed me. I can't stop watching it.


I admit, though, that if I didn't know the kitten's name, I would have no problem cooking it up and eating it.


Uh, thanks! But you are still weird....
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 12:25:23 PM EST
Stop watching this guy so much:

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 1:00:33 PM EST
You ever get the urge to toss a man's salad?

RF
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 1:08:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By refurb:
You ever get the urge to toss a man's salad?

RF



I don't know what that means. If it's more disgusting than eating a snake, I don't wanna know about it.

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 1:09:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By XMM:
Originally Posted By refurb:
You ever get the urge to toss a man's salad?

RF



I don't know what that means. If it's more disgusting than eating a snake, I don't wanna know about it.



It has to do with the back door and you tongue.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 1:14:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By XMM:
Originally Posted By refurb:
You ever get the urge to toss a man's salad?

RF



I don't know what that means. If it's more disgusting than eating a snake, I don't wanna know about it.


It's a bit worse than eating a trouser snake...

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 1:14:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By Friiguy:

Originally Posted By XMM:
Hmmmm, nobody has "Amen"d me here.


Maybe I'd have found acceptance in the Survival forum.

I am thinking that either you have mental issues, are being an attention whore, or have a serious vitamin deficiency.


Naw, man, it's just that I think that we are all essentially wired the same way.

Not to say that I expect the average person to eat weird stuff when he doesn't "have to," but I suspect that it's normal to have the urge to do so. Just thought I'd feel ARF out and see what turned up. I could be fully incorrect in my assumptions.

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 1:15:48 PM EST
No.

Bunch of freaks on here.

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 1:17:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By CornDogg723a:
Originally Posted By XMM:
Originally Posted By refurb:
You ever get the urge to toss a man's salad?

RF



I don't know what that means. If it's more disgusting than eating a snake, I don't wanna know about it.



It has to do with the back door and you tongue.




Wowwie. That paints a nasty in my head..........

Seriously? "Toss a salad?"

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