You ever get the urge to eat weird things?

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Posted: 6/16/2009 9:20:30 AM EDT

No, I'm not talking about pica stuff like charcoal and dirt. I mean critters.

My little niece brought me a huge nightcrawler. I told her to go find me some more and that I'd eat whatever she came back with. Slurped five of them down.

I really can't say why. Later on, I wondered if it was just to shock the kid and make her laugh, which may have had a bit to do with it, but I do shit like that when I'm alone, too. We have a pond in which frogs breed like crazy. When I was mowing the grass last summer I scared up a bunch of quarter-sized frogs. On a lark, I jumped off the mower, grabbed four of the things and gobbled them up. Didn't even consciously decide to do it, either, that I can recall.

The other night my wife said that someone had just run over a big snake out front of our house. I went out and the neighbor's cat and I shared a little snack together.

OK, all macho bullshit aside, do any of y'all do stuff like this? I wish I could explain (to MYSELF, mostly) the feeling and craving that I experience. It's a hunger, but not for sustenance. There's always a little flash of primal anger, too.

So.....let me have it. Tell me how messed up I am.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:26:22 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

OK, all macho bullshit aside, do any of y'all do stuff like this?

no.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:28:38 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Tell me how messed up I am.

The professional, clinical diagnosis would be "crazier than a shithouse rat".

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:29:11 AM EDT

[#3]

It's the beginning stages of Lyconthropy. Or your just bat shit crazy.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:30:47 AM EDT

[#4]

Man, WTF.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:32:05 AM EDT

[#5]

That is kinda weird, the most for me is an urge to eat shit that sound weird to 95% of the population like the pickled fish shit the Norweiganers eat.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:32:27 AM EDT

[#6]

I ate a spider the other day, but mostly to just freak out my kids.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:33:16 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
That is kinda weird, the most for me is an urge to eat shit that sound weird to 95% of the population like the pickled fish shit the Norweiganers eat.

Dude, you eat shit?

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:33:37 AM EDT

[#8]

I ate a booger the other day.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:34:02 AM EDT

[#9]

Your nuts

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:35:08 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

The most for me is an urge to eat shit, like pickled fish shit.

Some creative deleting to get rid of the unnecessary words.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:35:28 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Your nuts

Did you mean "you're nuts"

or

the craziest thing you ever ate was my nuts?

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:35:29 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
That is kinda weird, the most for me is an urge to eat shit that sound weird to 95% of the population like the pickled fish shit the Norweiganers eat.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:36:26 AM EDT

[#13]

Seek help.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:37:47 AM EDT

[#14]

I'm a little freaked out now

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:38:49 AM EDT

[#15]

There's a reason Minnesotans tell a lot of Iowa jokes...

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:47:26 AM EDT

[#16]

Only when I'm pregnant.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:48:21 AM EDT

[#17]

Too much Survivorman!

Save the critters for when you really need them.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:51:49 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That is kinda weird, the most for me is an urge to eat shit that sound weird to 95% of the population like the pickled fish shit the Norweiganers eat.

Dude, you eat shit?

Gravlax

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:57:06 AM EDT

[#19]

Dude, that right there is a little bit fucked up.

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:01:15 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Only when I'm pregnant.

.........I'm doing an EPT as we speak. Maybe that's it. I can't decide whether I'm rooting for a "+" or a "-".

As an aside, wait until I do an ARFcom dinner pic. It will be fucking legendary. And, yes; what I photograph I will eat.

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:03:54 AM EDT

[#21]

What does shit and Gravlax have in common?

Gravlax or gravad lax (Swedish), gravad laks (Danish), gravlaks (Norwegian, Danish), graavilohi (Finnish), graflax (Icelandic) is a Scandinavian dish consisting of raw salmon cured in salt, sugar, and dill. Gravlax is usually served as an appetizer, sliced thinly and accompanied by hovmästarsås (also known as gravlaxsås), a dill and mustard sauce, either on bread of some kind, or with boiled potatoes.

NO SHIT INVOLVED

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:08:58 AM EDT

[#22]

I guess its less of a urge to eat weird shit but more of a urge to put shit in my mouth that should not be there...

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:09:46 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Tell me how messed up I am.

The professional, clinical diagnosis would be "crazier than a shithouse rat".

Yes you are one crazy mo fo... what a freak.

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:10:42 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
What does shit and Gravlax have in common?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Gravlax_on_crackers_with_pepper_and_lemon.jpg

Gravlax or gravad lax (Swedish), gravad laks (Danish), gravlaks (Norwegian, Danish), graavilohi (Finnish), graflax (Icelandic) is a Scandinavian dish consisting of raw salmon cured in salt, sugar, and dill. Gravlax is usually served as an appetizer, sliced thinly and accompanied by hovmästarsås (also known as gravlaxsås), a dill and mustard sauce, either on bread of some kind, or with boiled potatoes.

NO SHIT INVOLVED

This has got nothing on lutefisk. That's dried cod treated with lye for you people unfamiliar with the 'delicacy'.

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:13:52 AM EDT

[#25]

I ate a fat girl once... well twice, but I didn't like it.

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Posted: 6/16/2009 10:14:56 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
[div].... more of a urge to put shit in my mouth that should not be there...

Don't ask, don't tell.

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:15:55 AM EDT

[#27]

You're pregnant, perhaps by a wild animal.

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:16:23 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

I guess its less of a urge to eat weird shit but more of a urge to put shit in my mouth that should not be there...

Uh.. Wut? So you put shit in your mouth?
Maybe your just gay? Your a Californian, putting shit in your mouth is good to go there.

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:35:38 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
I ate a fat girl once... well twice, but I didn't like it.

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Twice.

LOL, that made me laugh.

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:56:32 AM EDT

[#30]

Yeah perfectly normal. Weirdo.

J/k. :-)

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Posted: 6/16/2009 11:00:08 AM EDT

[#31]

You are a werewolf

Posted: 6/16/2009 11:02:20 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
You are a werewolf

http://werewolf-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sadness-werewolf.jpg

Doesn't sound like lycanthropy at all really.

Maybe more of a Renfield-esque, ghoul syndrome.

Posted: 6/16/2009 11:15:40 AM EDT

[#33]

out of

Posted: 6/16/2009 11:56:08 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

out of

Your avatar has always killed me.

I can't stop watching it.

I admit, though, that if I didn't know the kitten's name, I would have no problem cooking it up and eating it.

Posted: 6/16/2009 12:24:46 PM EDT

[#35]

Hmmmm, nobody has "Amen"d me here.

Maybe I'd have found acceptance in the Survival forum.

Posted: 6/16/2009 12:26:10 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Hmmmm, nobody has "Amen"d me here.

Maybe I'd have found acceptance in the Survival forum.

I am thinking that either you have mental issues, are being an attention whore, or have a serious vitamin deficiency.

Posted: 6/16/2009 12:27:26 PM EDT

[#37]

something about getting worms scares me

Posted: 6/16/2009 12:33:42 PM EDT

[#38]

Go to the Small game forum and Rizzo eats coyote and bobcat yuke

.
He needs suggestions on animals to eat as well.

Posted: 6/16/2009 12:43:40 PM EDT

[#39]

I've swallowed trouser trout a time or two. I won't lie..

Posted: 6/16/2009 12:45:08 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
I've swallowed trouser trout a time or two. I won't lie..

or is this a

Yeah?

Posted: 6/16/2009 12:45:13 PM EDT

[#41]

Once I stuck a dime in my lips to hold on to as I was using my hands for other things and got the strangest urge to swallow it. I didn't though, because I'm not an idiot.

Posted: 6/16/2009 1:02:53 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

out of

Your avatar has always killed me.

I can't stop watching it.

I admit, though, that if I didn't know the kitten's name, I would have no problem cooking it up and eating it.

Uh, thanks! But you are still weird....

Posted: 6/16/2009 1:25:23 PM EDT

[#43]

Stop watching this guy so much:

Posted: 6/16/2009 2:00:33 PM EDT

[#44]

You ever get the urge to toss a man's salad?

RF

Posted: 6/16/2009 2:08:26 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
You ever get the urge to toss a man's salad?

RF

I don't know what that means. If it's more disgusting than eating a snake, I don't wanna know about it.

Posted: 6/16/2009 2:09:55 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You ever get the urge to toss a man's salad?

RF

I don't know what that means. If it's more disgusting than eating a snake, I don't wanna know about it.

It has to do with the back door and you tongue.

Posted: 6/16/2009 2:14:28 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:

You ever get the urge to toss a man's salad?

RF

I don't know what that means. If it's more disgusting than eating a snake, I don't wanna know about it.

It's a bit worse than eating a trouser snake...

Posted: 6/16/2009 2:14:29 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hmmmm, nobody has "Amen"d me here.

Maybe I'd have found acceptance in the Survival forum.

I am thinking that either you have mental issues, are being an attention whore, or have a serious vitamin deficiency.

Naw, man, it's just that I think that we are all essentially wired the same way.

Not to say that I expect the average person to eat weird stuff when he doesn't "have to," but I suspect that it's normal to have the urge to do so. Just thought I'd feel ARF out and see what turned up. I could be fully incorrect in my assumptions.