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Posted: 6/17/2002 1:57:57 AM EDT
I thought this was going to be some kind of sequel to the topic of the same name posted in GFD.
But yer in Oregon. Did you run into a Gila Monster up there, and if so, how?? |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 2:02:11 AM EDT
Quoted: I thought this was going to be some kind of sequel to the topic of the same name posted in GFD. But yer in Oregon. Did you run into a Gila Monster up there, and if so, how?? Oh, I've never seen one. I just thought I'd be helpful. You can never be too careful, you know. |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 2:06:49 AM EDT
I'll remember this the next time I jump the fence at the zoo...
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Posted: 6/17/2002 2:07:07 AM EDT
I've never seen a tatjana either. I would like to get close to one someday. [:D]
For those who do not feel like being vigilant, I am currently trying to figure out how to construct a personal forcefield [;D] |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 2:10:17 AM EDT
Quoted: I am currently trying to figure out how to construct a personal forcefield [;D] Don't shower for a few days, that ought to do the trick... |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 2:13:06 AM EDT
I want one that doesn't repel the pretty girls!
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Posted: 6/17/2002 2:27:19 AM EDT
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Although Gila monsters appear slow and somewhat shy, they can turn and bite with surprising speed and accuracy. Their venom, which is considered somewhat less toxic than that of rattlesnakes, is produced by glands in their lower jaw. Through capillary action, the venom is pulled along the grooves in the animals' bottom teeth to the bite. Even the slightest bite by the lizard can deposit venom, and even these minor bites, are very painful. In more serious bites, the Gila monsters may not immediately relase their victim but continue to chew and deposit more venom. They bite quickly and then hang on strongly, rolling over on their backs to allow the poison to flow down into the wound and chewing to inflict further puctures. These heavier bites commomly result in tissue damage. In humans, common symptoms of the Gila venom include pain, reduced blood pressure, nausea and vomiting. The venom can also affect the nervous, circulatory, and respiratory systems. The venom contains several neuroactive chemicals including bradykinin, serotonin, and nerve growth factor. |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 2:47:02 AM EDT
Reminds me of someone I used to know all too well.
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Posted: 6/17/2002 3:12:26 AM EDT
Ya know, that's what I love about this joint; you learn something new every single day! Thanks, Tatjana. [;)]
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Posted: 6/17/2002 4:31:16 AM EDT
When I saw the pic, I thought it was going to be about that old '50's sci-fi movie, "The Giant Gila Monster". The one where they blow the lizard up with a hot-rod full of explosives. Now that's the way to get rid of a Gila Monster[:D].
Instead I get useful information...LOL. After seeing just how fast gators are when I lived in FL, I don't underestimate any reptile's capability. Ross |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 3:31:03 PM EDT
Tatjana, a little gila monster trivia, according to ER room records over 60 % of people bitten are "under the influence", apparently people with a buzz like to tease these lizards because they APPEAR to be fat and slow , they soon find out otherwise.
-roger |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 3:33:47 PM EDT
they're gonna get me, they're gonna get me [peep]
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Posted: 6/17/2002 3:34:58 PM EDT
Tatja you forgot step 6: squash with combat boot
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Posted: 6/17/2002 3:43:33 PM EDT
Maybe they just fell down drunk and landed in a mess of Gilas!
Eric The(Monsters,ThatIs!)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 3:47:03 PM EDT
Quoted: What not to do if a Gila monster bite occurs: * Do not use stun gun electric shock treatment When I think of a Gila monster bite..........the stun gun wound treatment ALWAYS is the first option.[whacko] LMFAO. |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 4:29:14 PM EDT
Damn, am I the only one who thinks tatjana is cool?! In addition to being a member of the opposite sex, she is knowledgeable about firearms, survival, (many other things I'm not aware of), and even how to respond to the ever threatening Gila monster. (which are rampant here in the central eastern U.S.(!?!) (jk)) 'Tat, you ever think of moving to VA? =) -ls |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 4:29:40 PM EDT
I still think Tatjana looks hot in those BDUs [:D].
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Posted: 6/17/2002 4:37:56 PM EDT
O boy, another ass kiss fest.
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Posted: 6/17/2002 8:22:42 PM EDT
Quoted: Quoted: What not to do if a Gila monster bite occurs: * Do not use stun gun electric shock treatment When I think of a Gila monster bite..........the stun gun wound treatment ALWAYS is the first option.[whacko] LMFAO. But, but, can you use the stun gun on the Gila Monster? |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 8:33:31 PM EDT
I'd rather be bitten by that thing than a Komodo Dragon. Those darn things have the nastiest bacteria known to man in their mouths. One or two days later, you're a dead man.
Of couse, being native to Indonesia, I guess it's not something the average Joe has to worry about. |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 8:37:44 PM EDT
Nah....
Step 6 on was to follow the guide of a skilled chef... Kill, the Gila then Skin, clean, slice and dice... batter up in seasoned flour and cook over an open fire in a bit of hot oil... Tastes like chicken... Ted.... |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 8:40:55 PM EDT
Quoted: Reminds me of someone I used to know all too well. Oh, yeah. I knew her, too. |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 8:44:25 PM EDT
Quoted: O boy, another ass kiss fest. Well if you got to kiss someones ass , who's else would you rather kiss ? |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 9:24:00 PM EDT
Quoted: I'll remember this the next time I jump the fence at the zoo... Homosexual Bestiality....... Interesting......You go often? |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 9:26:42 PM EDT
As I was born, and have only lived, in the upper Midwest, I knew none of this. I have heard of the nasty devils, but did not know they were so capable of inflicting agony. I cannot divorce one, so I put them in my "shoot on sight" file, for future reference. [;D]
Thanks for the info, Tatjana. |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 9:33:09 PM EDT
Quoted: I'll remember this the next time I jump the fence at the zoo... Is that where you been going to find dates? [:D] |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 9:59:38 PM EDT
Oh, the horror! Have they made it into Colorado?
Now I'm going to have nightmares, thanks Alot! |
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Posted: 6/17/2002 10:40:09 PM EDT
I have never seen one in central Missouri.
Thanks for the info just in case I run into one while out hunting. [:)] medcop |
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Posted: 6/18/2002 12:12:45 AM EDT
Quoted: * Do not use stun gun electric shock treatment What about OC spray? If the stun gun doesn't work when I'm injured I usually hose myself down with Fox. WTF? |
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Posted: 6/18/2002 5:06:47 AM EDT
Quoted: I'll remember this the next time I jump the fence at the zoo... Ha! Ha! Ha! That's a good one Waverunner! You should worry more of the bad guys than this little critter. [:)] |
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