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Posted: 4/18/2017 10:32:34 PM EDT
Next steps?

Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:18 PM EDT
Bishop should go...
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:19 PM EDT
Take a pic and post it on ARF immediately with BREAKING in the title.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:30 PM EDT
Blade at 45 is what I've been told.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:43 PM EDT
I immediately begin complaining about how I'm short,  I only have four more weeks then

out.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:51 PM EDT
what is it? Is that from a shitty old movie?
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:59 PM EDT
Ask for a raise.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:35:57 PM EDT
It's very pretty.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:36:40 PM EDT
Go home, assume I’m drunk.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:38:31 PM EDT
assume the end is near and bang the fat chick
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:39:32 PM EDT
Clock out, go home, look for new job tomorrow.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:39:40 PM EDT
There it is...emergency venting.


Me:  <sounding exasperated> How long 'til it blows?
      We got problems.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:39:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:40:03 PM EDT
Drop my pants and begin to furiously masturbate with razor blades.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:40:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:40:50 PM EDT
take a pic and post on arfcom and ask "WTF is this thing?"
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:40:59 PM EDT
Live stream it and hope for an ET photo bomb?
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:41:55 PM EDT
You know that "one guy" that every office has?



Well, I'm that guy, so I would be hiding so I didn't get punched in the face because "Fuck it, the end is near".
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:43:43 PM EDT
Nuke it from orbit. It is the only way to be sure?
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:44:40 PM EDT
I'd ask the boss how I get out of this chicken shit outfit.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:51:19 PM EDT
Walk out
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:51:30 PM EDT
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Aliens. Hardly a shitty, old movie.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:53:45 PM EDT
I'm going to work from home for the rest of the day. I don't want to share my... <cough> ... cold with everyone in the office.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:54:47 PM EDT
They mostly come out at night...mostly.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:54:57 PM EDT
I wonder how it got on the seventh floor.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:55:48 PM EDT
You now have 15 minutes to reach minimum safe distance.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:00:53 PM EDT
stop fucking around, lift off before all the shit starts and NUKE it from orbit......only way to be sure. Fuck, after all it's just another bug hunt.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:01:48 PM EDT
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Choke yourself.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:02:48 PM EDT
Fpni.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:04:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:04:26 PM EDT
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Goddamnit I said choke yourself!!!!
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:04:35 PM EDT
Ask myself, What am I looking at?
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:12:38 PM EDT
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Goddamnit I said choke yourself!!!!
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What he said.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:13:53 PM EDT
Not my building, not my problem
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:14:23 PM EDT
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This... Always send Bishop first!
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:15:07 PM EDT
Theyre gonna get us man theyre gonna come in here and get us  

game over man game over

https://youtu.be/5vstBC4N_tA
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:15:50 PM EDT
Kick the door in, drag whatever is in there out and give it/him/her something to do.....I'm busy.  I have plenty to do.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:19:52 PM EDT
Walk around it and check the outside for an invoice
Call engineering and see who ordered it
Looks expensive, so spray paint "no forks this side" on it
See if they left the keys in it, if so crank it up and wide open throttle
If no one claims it in 6 months, let the scrap gypsies have it for $1k as long as they give me a reciept 
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:28:47 PM EDT
Apone! I said to collect ALL the mags! Get your squad up here and get me an ACE, I want to know who is short 10mm and I want accountability before that shit goes off. Apone?
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:31:17 PM EDT
Take Pics and ask the USAF to drop a nuke on it.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:31:22 PM EDT
Seriously though i guess I'd go in and collect newt since she's the only survivor.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:37:30 PM EDT
Blade at 45.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:40:05 PM EDT
Build a fire, sing a few songs.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:56:58 PM EDT
Kiss the "shake and bake" colony on LV426 goodbye.  It represents a significant monetary loss to Weyland-Yutani Corporation.  Company representative Carter Burke stated "This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it".
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:01:45 AM EDT
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Walk around it and check the outside for an invoice
Call engineering and see who ordered it
Looks expensive, so spray paint "no forks this side" on it
See if they left the keys in it, if so crank it up and wide open throttle
If no one claims it in 6 months, let the scrap gypsies have it for $1k as long as they give me a reciept 
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Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:07:31 AM EDT
Collect magazines from everyone... remind them: "Flame units only."
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:15:34 AM EDT
I go tell one of the engineers they're venting something.

And to fix their shit and get the lights back on.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:19:15 AM EDT
How long until it blows?
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:36:54 AM EDT
Search for any juicy colonists' daughters.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:42:52 AM EDT
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Well, they're here. Were screwed.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:43:58 AM EDT
I'd seal medical in with operations and then wait for things to drop through the ceiling.
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