You think sexual harassment is rampant, date rape pervasive, domestic violence common and Paula Jones is lying.
You hate Hillary jokes.
You pale at the execution of child killers, but defend the killing of unborn children as an expression of choice. You think trees have
feelings, animals can conceptualize and the fetus is a blob of protoplasm.
You think a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority, while sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are moral values.
You want to legalize cocaine and outlaw handguns. You think cops are pigs and criminals are products of their environment.
You believe the National Rifle Association helps criminals while the American Civil Liberties Union protects the innocent.
Jesse Jackson makes sense to you.
Barbra Streisand makes even more sense.
You think deficits are caused by tax loopholes.
You think marriage is obsolete - except for homosexuals.
You think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding.
You are convinced that proponents of welfare reform hate the poor and opponents of affirmative action hate minorities.You attribute every minority problem to entrenched, institutional racism and the legacies of slavery and segregation.
You don't understand all of the whining about affirmative action
and are more than willing to sacrifice someone else's employment or
education opportunity to assuage your guilt.
You think those child-abusing, religious fanatics at Waco had it
coming but the illegal immigrants roughed up by California deputies -
after leading them on a high-speed chase - are the victims of the
decade.
Lastly, you're a liberal if -
You would even consider Hillary Clinton as President.