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Posted: 8/29/2004 5:40:52 PM EST
Please finish this sentence:

You know you've ben drinking too much when________.

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:42:16 PM EST
...posting threads in a public forum about how much you drink!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:44:17 PM EST
you wake up in an alley sans pants and your ass hurts
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:44:52 PM EST
Yeah - I'm a drunkard, and proud of it!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:46:12 PM EST
you break out of a chair your bungee corded to and run down the street in a pair of boxers with a jar of stolen honey mustard
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:46:23 PM EST
When you spell "been" B-E-N. That should be your first cule.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:46:48 PM EST
The ground stands up
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:46:52 PM EST
. . . you look up and see the floor.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:47:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By Skammy:
The ground stands up


+1

...good night!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:47:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/29/2004 5:50:51 PM EST by gamesniper]
...you cannot grab ahold of Mother Earth even though you're on your hands and knees.

....you get into bed and have to fall asleep sitting up with a pillow in your lap.

....you lay in bed and put one foot on the floor to stop the spins.

....you have to lean against the wall to piss.

.....you're brave enough to try and ski a slope you would never even consider within your skill level when sober.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:50:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By TNFrank:
When you spell "been" B-E-N. That should be your first cule.



HAHAHAHAHA!!!! There should be an animation to represent you laughing so hard that you piss yourself.

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:50:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
you break out of a chair your bungee corded to and run down the street in a pair of boxers with a jar of stolen honey mustard



Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:51:24 PM EST
when you challenge other drunks to prove their prowess at gunstock 2004?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:53:57 PM EST
...you wake up to see the sun rising over the curb.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:55:47 PM EST
.......you wake up naked in your back yard in the morning with the nieghbor's dog licking you face.

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:56:30 PM EST
I have no drinking problem.

I drink.

I get drunk.

I fall down.

No problem.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:57:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:58:28 PM EST
...you volunteer to be a mod on ARFCOM
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:58:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mojo_Jojo:
...you wake up to see the sun rising over the curb.



FUNNY!

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:05:14 PM EST
I had a buddy in college who got pulled over for "suspicion of DUI". After stepping out of the car, he is asked by the officer to get his insurance and registration papers. So, he goes over to the police car instead, and proceeds to search for his papers inside it.

THAT's drunk.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:06:56 PM EST
...you wake up in your bunk at 0800 (weekend), and remember that you had left your sweatpants in
the washer, where you had thrown them after urping all over them the night before. So you go
downstairs, across the street to your Company's main building, past the CQ, toss them in the
dryer, then go back up to your bunk where you fall back asleep.

When you wake up a few hours later, and remember to go get them, it's then that you realize that
you'd made the earlier trip wearing only your boxers and a pair of socks!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:13:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By TNFrank:
When you spell "been" B-E-N. That should be your first cule.



How about when you spell "clue" C-U-L-E?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:19:54 PM EST
you know you're drunk when

[anchorman] you wake up in the morning in the rec room of an asian family's house, and they won't stop screaming. [/anchorman]
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:25:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Foxxz:
...you volunteer to be a mod on ARFCOM



Don't blow my cover!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:27:29 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:29:20 PM EST
You wake up with a fire extinguisher in the bed with you.

You wake up on the couch of the house next door.

Yes, college was pretty fun, I just wish I remembered it.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:32:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:
.......you wake up naked in your back yard in the morning with the nieghbor's dog licking you face.




That has happened to me... twice?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:33:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
. . . you look up and see the floor.



BOOOOoooo... That's VERY drunk!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:38:17 PM EST
..when you get duct taped to something.

...when you wake up naked and covered in magic marker.

...when you wake up in your car, in a different town, three days after the party.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:40:02 PM EST
.... you pass out on the couch in the TV room (in HHC HQ building), and wake up to hear the voice
of the CO & 1SG as they're coming down the hall.

I never would have believed that I could fit in the space between the couch & the wall!
(Never did find out what they were doing there on a SAT morning, but I didn't want to find out!)
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:50:53 PM EST
Wow, that brought back a memory, I also woke up betwen a couch and a wall. guess I was pretty drunk.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:56:32 PM EST
You are a guy, and you get sexually assualted.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:00:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By peekay:
you decapitate someone and go in for the night




OHHH Shit!!! I live in Cobb Co.

AWWW fuck it, I need another beer.

Semper Fi
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:03:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By killingmachine123:
You are a guy, and you get sexually assualted.



Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:06:35 PM EST
You break your beltbuckle becuase you cant get it open. By the time its open you have already pissed yourself.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:07:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By AUT_BELLUM:
Wow, that brought back a memory, I also woke up betwen a couch and a wall. guess I was pretty drunk.


I woke up on the couch, but decided that I'd better hide, as I don't think that seeing one of their
guys half-wasted in the Dayroom would have gone over too well, and I had no desire to find out.
Especially as I'd just been promoted to CPL!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:10:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By TNFrank:
When you spell "been" B-E-N. That should be your first cule.

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