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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:22:54 PM EST
[#1]
So long as you don't take in the mystic bullshit that comes with some YOGA. Just keep your mind on Christ and you will be fine.
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:25:06 PM EST
[#2]
No idea it was satanic. I just thought it was gay.
My wife and I go twice a week. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:26:06 PM EST
[#3]
I think I see it.
Yoga is from India. So are Indians. And what else do Indians do? They buy up hotels. So OP is trying to get us to stay at his hotel but not the others, because we'll all be sacrificed in Black Masses in the other hotels. Fr fr no cap. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:26:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Because the poses have meaning, if you don't understand that meaning. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Can’t be a Christian, and a Hindu. I don’t see an issue with it if you leave the Hindu part out, and just do the exercises. Because the poses have meaning, if you don't understand that meaning. I didn’t know that. I’m not the yoga type. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:26:58 PM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm gonna need some pictures to understand what's going on with these poses and how the devil gets into those yoga pants. Kharn the devil calls me from yoga pants. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:28:45 PM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: On a kind of related note, the now grown up Lutz children said that George and Kathy Lutz, doing Transcendental Meditation is what led to the Amityville Horror... once the portal is open, it sometimes can never be closed We have a pineal gland for a reason |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:29:09 PM EST
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And blessed are the cheesemakers! only if it's good cheese. I curse evil cheese makers but God sometimes lets em keep making bad cheese |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:29:13 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think I see it. Yoga is from India. So are Indians. And what else do Indians do? They buy up hotels. So OP is trying to get us to stay at his hotel but not the others, because we'll all be sacrificed in Black Masses in the other hotels. Fr fr no cap. If I never pay more than $89 per night, refuse to pay for premium wifi, a resort fee, parking, etc, and I am always considerate while grazing at the continental breakfast, am I ok? Kharn |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:29:18 PM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I think I see it. Yoga is from India. So are Indians. And what else do Indians do? They buy up hotels. So OP is trying to get us to stay at his hotel but not the others, because we'll all be sacrificed in Black Masses in the other hotels. Fr fr no cap. Hotel everybody, even the mayor |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:29:54 PM EST
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If I never pay more than $89 per night, refuse to pay for premium wifi, a resort fee, parking, etc, and I am always considerate while grazing at the continental breakfast, am I ok? Kharn Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I think I see it. Yoga is from India. So are Indians. And what else do Indians do? They buy up hotels. So OP is trying to get us to stay at his hotel but not the others, because we'll all be sacrificed in Black Masses in the other hotels. Fr fr no cap. If I never pay more than $89 per night, refuse to pay for premium wifi, a resort fee, parking, etc, and I am always considerate while grazing at the continental breakfast, am I ok? Kharn $89 a night will gurantee you Hep A,B and C |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:30:51 PM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I link all that yoga stuff to new age mentality. No thanks. I only need to meditate on the word of God. Yep. There is a definite spiritual element to the practice of yoga, which is often thought of as no more than focused stretching. It’s scary because the spiritual element is often ignored, making it possible to have it encouraged and provided for by employers and government that would otherwise eschew officially sponsored religious practices. Many people who practice it have experienced the opposite of relaxation and inner peace. And no wonder. It opens one up to demonic influence like other New Age practices. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:30:52 PM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://previews.123rf.com/images/mrwed54/mrwed541911/mrwed54191101073/134396575-a-fat-woman-is-engaged-in-aerobics-and-trying-to-lose-weight-an-obese-girl-is-relaxing-in-the-gym-wi.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7c/7e/82/7c7e8266fd41b2fb1bbe43ab78d88a99.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/7b/5f/61/7b5f6135f90330f2615319b021764a5a.jpg I thought that would make you love yoga. your harems into it |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:31:32 PM EST
[#13]
chanting to demons is one thing stretching out is another
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:32:17 PM EST
[#14]
Does he have a newsletter?
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:33:10 PM EST
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought that would make you love yoga. your harems into it Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://previews.123rf.com/images/mrwed54/mrwed541911/mrwed54191101073/134396575-a-fat-woman-is-engaged-in-aerobics-and-trying-to-lose-weight-an-obese-girl-is-relaxing-in-the-gym-wi.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7c/7e/82/7c7e8266fd41b2fb1bbe43ab78d88a99.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/7b/5f/61/7b5f6135f90330f2615319b021764a5a.jpg I thought that would make you love yoga. your harems into it only exercise my ladies are allowed to do are squats and deadlifts |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:34:19 PM EST
[#16]
What if an atheist did yoga, would the demons still get them?
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:36:01 PM EST
[#17]
I don't think it's wise to dismiss anything linked to the occult, or non-Christian worship, so easily. Not saying just jump in, I'm saying think about it. The warning in the OP likely has some legitimacy.
I haven't been to a Yoga class. My perception is like most - it's body work, stretching, etc. and not a religious exercise by any stretch. That said, perhaps American Yoga is a bastardized version of some Hindu worship, in which case caution is certainly worth while. How many people making fun of the OP, knows it well? Can the devil take your soul for stretching? Probably not. Can he do so for inviting a pagan God into your soul? Definitely. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:36:12 PM EST
[#18]
Don’t you people do rain dances and worship spirits?
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:36:26 PM EST
[#19]
I thought it was just stretching..
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:36:40 PM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  MS Paint Chad meme legs. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:37:03 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What if an atheist did yoga, would the demons still get them? They already have. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:37:08 PM EST
[#22]
As you can tell in this video, she is letting the devil into her soul and her FUPA is becomming tainted by lucifer!!
 Fat yoga teacher |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:37:13 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What if an atheist did yoga, would the demons still get them? They would be especially vulnerable. Because without the protections offered by religion they would assume the voices whispering in their ear were a reflection of their own thoughts and not the commands of the Lord of Darkness. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:37:13 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Check your blood sugar bro This shall be enshrined as a new standard GD response to drunk-like posting. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:37:31 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Don’t you people do rain dances and worship spirits? My ancestors left Nova Scotia for here. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:39:29 PM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: On a kind of related note, the now grown up Lutz children said that George and Kathy Lutz, doing Transcendental Meditation is what led to the Amityville Horror... @steelycr The Lutz family moved into the home AFTER the murders and had no connection to the crime. November of 1974 Ronald DeFeo Jr shot and killed six family members. December of 1975 the Lutz family moved into the home, and promptly moved back out after claiming to experience negative paranormal effects. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:40:22 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: once the portal is open, it sometimes can never be closed We have a pineal gland for a reason Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: On a kind of related note, the now grown up Lutz children said that George and Kathy Lutz, doing Transcendental Meditation is what led to the Amityville Horror... once the portal is open, it sometimes can never be closed We have a pineal gland for a reason I could just google that shit, but I don't know what the pineal gland has to do with it??? |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:41:53 PM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't think it's wise to dismiss anything linked to the occult, or non-Christian worship, so easily. Not saying just jump in, I'm saying think about it. The warning in the OP likely has some legitimacy. I haven't been to a Yoga class. My perception is like most - it's body work, stretching, etc. and not a religious exercise by any stretch. That said, perhaps American Yoga is a bastardized version of some Hindu worship, in which case caution is certainly worth while. How many people making fun of the OP, knows it well? Can the devil take your soul for stretching? Probably not. Can he do so for inviting a pagan God into your soul? Definitely. Pretty much everything you do every day is or has been involved in non-Christian religious practices at one point or another. Somebody uses a stretch to worship a false god and everyone loses their minds thinking they're going to accidentally Hindu if they move the same way  Worshiping Satan is not something you're going to do accidentally. Keep your mind on Christ and stop being scared of your shadow. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:42:41 PM EST
[#29]
How about push ups? Jumping Jacks?
Da Fuq?????? |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:44:10 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I could just google that shit, but I don't know what the pineal gland has to do with it??? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: On a kind of related note, the now grown up Lutz children said that George and Kathy Lutz, doing Transcendental Meditation is what led to the Amityville Horror... once the portal is open, it sometimes can never be closed We have a pineal gland for a reason I could just google that shit, but I don't know what the pineal gland has to do with it??? Your pineal gland releases DMT, and that chemical compound is what allows your mind to communicate with the 4th and other dimensions. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:44:25 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How about push ups? Jumping Jacks? Da Fuq?????? I make dem big gyals jump rope |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:44:52 PM EST
[#32]
So your preacher doesn’t like hippy chicks bending way over in tights?
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:47:01 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Because the poses have meaning, even if you don't understand that meaning. 
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:48:28 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yep. There is a definite spiritual element to the practice of yoga, which is often thought of as no more than focused stretching. It’s scary because the spiritual element is often ignored, making it possible to have it encouraged and provided for by employers and government that would otherwise eschew officially sponsored religious practices. Many people who practice it have experienced the opposite of relaxation and inner peace. And no wonder. It opens one up to demonic influence like other New Age practices. Damn... this thread just keeps on delivering. Putty: "Don't boss me... this is why you're going to hell."   Elaine Steals Puddy's Jesus Fish | The Burning | Seinfeld |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:48:47 PM EST
[#35]
If that’s really your preacher, you should find new one ASAP.
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:50:47 PM EST
[#36]
Satan has a hold on me then I guess, I enjoy yoga and my back, hips and legs feel much better.
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Posted: 9/24/2023 10:52:48 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If that’s really your preacher, you should find new one ASAP. My Guy is the one and only Owen McManus  How to find a church home |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:03:24 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @steelycr The Lutz family moved into the home AFTER the murders and had no connection to the crime. November of 1974 Ronald DeFeo Jr shot and killed six family members. December of 1975 the Lutz family moved into the home, and promptly moved back out after claiming to experience negative paranormal effects. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: On a kind of related note, the now grown up Lutz children said that George and Kathy Lutz, doing Transcendental Meditation is what led to the Amityville Horror... @steelycr The Lutz family moved into the home AFTER the murders and had no connection to the crime. November of 1974 Ronald DeFeo Jr shot and killed six family members. December of 1975 the Lutz family moved into the home, and promptly moved back out after claiming to experience negative paranormal effects. @Woodchuck1 I never bought Ron Jr's "demons made me do it" story, and I really think the TM story was Kathy's kids attempt to cash in a little, and to try to blame George... I think George and Kathy are both dead, not that it matters... There's like 24 Amityville movies.. People having making money off the murders for years... To be honest, I always wanted to buy the house and turn it into a bed and breakfast per se... Spend the night in the Amityville house!!! You know there's people that would pay to... It sold a few years back for $1.46 million... Can't afford that, and FUCK NYC... |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:06:08 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Your pineal gland releases DMT, and that chemical compound is what allows your mind to communicate with the 4th and other dimensions. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: On a kind of related note, the now grown up Lutz children said that George and Kathy Lutz, doing Transcendental Meditation is what led to the Amityville Horror... once the portal is open, it sometimes can never be closed We have a pineal gland for a reason I could just google that shit, but I don't know what the pineal gland has to do with it??? Your pineal gland releases DMT, and that chemical compound is what allows your mind to communicate with the 4th and other dimensions. Thanks Bro!!! I did not know... Now that I think about it, the pineal gland played a part in the movie Reanimator... Barbara Crampton was not terribly thick, but still hot... Jeez... where did that memory come from??? |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:06:12 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can’t be a Christian, and a Hindu. I don’t see an issue with it if you leave the Hindu part out, and just do the exercises. Because the poses themselves are prayers. Ask a yogi. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:06:46 PM EST
[#41]
Let me help this thread out some.
 
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:06:51 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If I never pay more than $89 per night, refuse to pay for premium wifi, a resort fee, parking, etc, and I am always considerate while grazing at the continental breakfast, am I ok? Kharn Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I think I see it. Yoga is from India. So are Indians. And what else do Indians do? They buy up hotels. So OP is trying to get us to stay at his hotel but not the others, because we'll all be sacrificed in Black Masses in the other hotels. Fr fr no cap. If I never pay more than $89 per night, refuse to pay for premium wifi, a resort fee, parking, etc, and I am always considerate while grazing at the continental breakfast, am I ok? Kharn When they pitch the continental breakfast, the coffee machine breaks, and the guy at the desk doesn't see it as his problem, that's a problem. May 87 fucks be upon the head of Ben, his wife Madar, and every other member of the Chod family who has ever run a Day's In in central Wisconsin. I couldn't tell you how that relates to the subject of Hinduism, Black Masses, debbil worship, or yoga. I got nothing for that. |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:07:04 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So your preacher doesn’t like hippy chicks bending way over in tights? He's trying to prevent lustful thoughts... |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:09:00 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Let me help this thread out some. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/308700/yoga_2-2965519.jpghttps://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/308700/yoga_3-2965518.jpg OUT FUCKING STANDING!!!  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:14:13 PM EST
[#45]
Yoga can be occultic if practiced with in the true Hindu way with a yogi and the chants and whatnot. But most of what women do is just stretching and exercise.
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:15:47 PM EST
[#46]
I’m not bothering with Yoga unless it can teach me to spit fire like the guy from Street Fighter 2
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:24:12 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He's trying to prevent lustful thoughts... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: So your preacher doesn’t like hippy chicks bending way over in tights? He's trying to prevent lustful thoughts... A Christian Blogger Stopped Wearing Yoga Pants For Her Husband So She Wouldn't "Entice" Men |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:28:57 PM EST
[#48]
So.. stretching and breathing intentionally are satanic?
I guess if God really loves you, you'll remain flexible without stretching? What does this pastor have to say about physical therapy? I get that some yoga programs include a bunch of eastern mysticism practices, but most of yoga has nothin* to do with that. which poses are satanic? Or is it just all of them? this guy's sex life must be awful boring. There's only one a Christian position missionary. 
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:29:29 PM EST
[#49]
I did 2 online yoga classes and my overhead squat improved to the point that coaches had me demonstrate it in class
OMG you can't spell demonstrate without demon. What have I done? |
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Posted: 9/24/2023 11:30:24 PM EST
[#50]
While there may be some truth that at one time the movements of Yoga had a spiritual component. I don't think yoga has anymore to do with religion now than calisthenics do with a Catholic mass (sit, kneel, stand, repeat).
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