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Posted: 9/3/2005 9:31:04 AM EDT


Roiders News Service
Dateline New Orleans, LA
03 September 2005

In a flooded out 2nd floor apartment in the formerlly fashionable uptown area of New Oleans, 15 year old Shaquaneesha and her younger brother, who goes by "Thug Lord James the Third", age 12, sit on a water stained couch in front of a dark television screen.

When asked why they haven't left for the Super Dome, and to evacuation, Shaquaneesha replied "I'm waiting for the power to come back on... there's a Hip-Hop marathon on MTV this weekend, and I can't miss fitty cent!". Thug Lord James chimes in "Word! He's the best rapper on the planet! I heard he has orgainized the G Unit and they are comming to Nawlins (sic) bringing fresh gear, 40's of malt liquor, and some gats for my brothas... we are gonna take back our city!"

When challenged on the reality of such an idea, Thug Lord James the Third stood tall, flashed gang signs in front of the camera and said "Yo! MTV!!! PIMP MAH CITY!!!"

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:31:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:31:41 AM EDT
IBTL

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:33:28 AM EDT
word
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:33:59 AM EDT
Classic.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:34:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
word



Say word! WORD!

IBTL!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:35:13 AM EDT
Please tell me you're BS'ing.

Please!



-K
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:35:37 AM EDT




I don't know whether to feel sorry for them or lmao.

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:35:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rifleman2000:

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
word



Say word! WORD!

IBTL!





IBTL
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:39:18 AM EDT
Please tell me this is a joke. At this point it's hard to tell what's real and what's fake.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:42:10 AM EDT
this is sad if it's true
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:46:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:49:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
Thug Lord James the Third", age 12


this gave me a married with children bud bundy flashback.

anyone remeber grandmaster B..... no ummm.... Bed Wetter B......Thumb Sucker B


members.lycos.nl/ed00/12ef0b40.jpg






I was too young to watch that show....well, my mom wouldn't let me. But I stongly remember that one. My dad let me watch it all the time.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:50:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2005 9:51:02 AM EDT by GUNGUY1911]
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:51:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
Thug Lord James the Third", age 12


this gave me a married with children bud bundy flashback.

anyone remeber grandmaster B..... no ummm.... Bed Wetter B......Thumb Sucker B


members.lycos.nl/ed00/12ef0b40.jpg




Interesting... the article makes no mention of race
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:51:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:52:04 AM EDT
I'm thinking the Onion..."Roiders"?
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:53:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:55:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
Thug Lord James the Third", age 12


this gave me a married with children bud bundy flashback.

anyone remeber grandmaster B..... no ummm.... Bed Wetter B......Thumb Sucker B


members.lycos.nl/ed00/12ef0b40.jpg




Interesting... the article makes no mention of race



WTF does race have to do with my post? i posted a pic of a 12 year white idiot on a tv show.



My comment was pointing out that it could be "anyone" not necessarily Hip Urbanites&trade'
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:02:39 AM EDT
I know it's a joke, but I'd have no problems believing it... How sad.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:17:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wave:
Proof Positive, that I'll always have a job.



Yeah, but what happens when the majority of the population speaks like that, or worse yet, in Spanish? It is fine to be educated, but we at least need some ppl. to talk to lol...
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:21:29 AM EDT
fo' shizzle
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:23:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:29:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:






Don't be a hater!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 11:15:38 AM EDT
stay tru to tha game bra
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 11:15:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 11:24:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
www.tapercities.com/Phishpond/pernads/Icy_Hot_Stuntaz%20copy.gif



I find it disturbing that you are always the first one with this pic.

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 11:25:31 AM EDT



Link Posted: 9/3/2005 11:30:51 AM EDT
haha, this is some funny shit. IBTL all the way
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 11:48:51 AM EDT
Poser mobile say you almost out of pre-paid minutes yo..


25 cents to kunnekt, yo. Uhh...uhhh..wiki wiki wiki...
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 11:53:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By roboman:
www.tapercities.com/Phishpond/pernads/Icy_Hot_Stuntaz%20copy.gif



I find it disturbing that you are always the first one with this pic.




Well, I AM the one on the right!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 11:58:06 AM EDT
This is too funny to remain unlocked.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 11:59:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fourays2:
fo' shizzle



+1izzle
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 12:08:16 PM EDT
IBTL.......Yeah dats right.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:42:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
www.tapercities.com/Phishpond/pernads/Icy_Hot_Stuntaz%20copy.gif

Oh my! That's still making the rounds!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 2:26:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
www.tapercities.com/Phishpond/pernads/Icy_Hot_Stuntaz%20copy.gif



Tuners? Burnt Toasters? Soccer thugs?
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 2:31:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By rifleman2000:

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
word



Say word! WORD!

IBTL!





IBTL



Link Posted: 9/3/2005 6:28:15 PM EDT
Those three white dudes look lame as hell.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 6:31:56 PM EDT
nationwide, that was funny, I don't care what anyone else says.

On a side note, Senator John McCain announced plans for a hearing to find the cause for missing humor genes among certain members of the popular (evil, dirty) assault weapons site www.AR15.com this morning at 10:37 am. He noted his particular disdain for the waste of good jokes.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 6:36:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
www.tapercities.com/Phishpond/pernads/Icy_Hot_Stuntaz%20copy.gif





I really should be crying, though.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 6:37:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:16:04 PM EDT


img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/adairtd/Funny/word.jpg

I gots ta ebonics language plug-in 2.01. Its the shizzle! Yo!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:22:11 PM EDT
I've decided on a gangsta name for myself. Heretofore I shall be known as "Plus P."

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:27:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2005 7:29:41 PM EDT by GA-Dawg]


And Fitty is bringing 20's for my "liberated" impala!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:29:15 PM EDT
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